Tag: memes

Ariana Grande Defends A$AP Rocky’s Dick After Leaked Sex Tape

7350054890_99bf861756_oOn Twitter, Ariana Grande came to the defense of A$AP Rocky after his alleged sex tape leaked. It seems there’s been some unflattering memes circulating about the tape—specifically, about Rocky’s dick. He tweeted: “MY PENIS AND I WOKE UP 2 THE ALARMING DISTURBANCE OF A VIDEO CLIP 2DAY .AS HIS DEFENSE ATTORNEY WE’RE PREPARED 2 DENY ANY SLOW STROKES OR LACK OF KILLIN THE PUSSY .A LONG LIST OF SATISFIED WOMEN CAN ATTEST TOO.”

If that wasn’t persuasive enough, Grande’s response was even better: “My friend Courtney said it looked just fine!” Grande tweeted, plugging Courtney Chipolone’s Instagram handle in the post. Grande then doubled-down on her remarks with a shoutout to her friend: “Merry Christmas Courtney,” the singer wrote. Chipolone wasn’t mad—she posted a screenshot of Grande’s original tweet to an Instagram story with the caption: “@arianagrande my guy.”

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Check out more about Ariana Grande defending A$AP Rocky’s dick on Twitter: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/ariana-grande-courtney-chipolone-asap-rocky/

This Is The Horniest Meme On The Internet

15417952809_93966489b5_zWhat’s the longest you’ve gone without getting some? If you’re like the rest of us, you’ve probably gone through a “sex dry spell” at one point or another—which is why the “days without sex” meme on Twitter is so relatable and hilarious. Here are the best ones to lighten the mood when you’ve gone too long without some good good lovin’ (check out more below).

  1. “Day 71 without sex: my smart watch thinks I’ve jogged 3 miles today but I haven’t left the house.”
    Good way to stay busy when you aren’t getting busy!
  2. “Day 16 without sex and I’m constantly drinking boba just so I can have balls in my mouth.”
    Tasty AND resourceful!
  3. “day 187 without sex: I just spit on my popsicle before putting it in my mouth.”
    Sexy and sweet!
  4. “Day 213 without sex: plugged my charger into my phone and whispered ‘you like that?’”
    Now that’s dirty talking!
  5. “Day 227 without sex : I got excited when the man at subway asked if I wanted 6 inch or 12 x”
    Size matters at Subway!
  6. “Day 1738 without sex: threw the blue shell in Mario Kart while I was already in first place to remember what it’s like to get hit from behind.”
    Naughty naughty, Mario!
  7. “Day 0 without sex: life fucks me everyday.”
    But sex makes everything better!

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Check out more of the funniest sex dry spell tweets: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/the-days-without-sex-meme-is-a-hilarious-way-to-roast-your-own-sex-life/

The ‘Right In Front Of My Salad’ Porn Gets a Sequel

bieberAfter the success of “Private Lessons Part 3,” the gay porn that started the viral meme “Right In Front of My Salad,” men.com is breaking out the salad bar, again. The gay porn site was basically obligated to release a sequel, and the latest salad-porn doesn’t disappoint. “Right In Front of My Salad Again” brings back porn hunk Jaxton Wheeler, and he’s once again having sex right in front of breakout star Nikki V. and her salad (watch an X-rated clip below).

Nikki’s making a special salad for her man while he gets an in-home massage—until she finds Jaxton screwing another dude right on the massage table. You guessed it: right in front of her salad! She’s so shocked she drops her special salad on the floor. Salads and gay sex just don’t mix—except when it comes to salad tossing!

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Check out more about “Right In Front of My Salad Again”: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/right-in-front-of-my-salad-meme-again/

Gay Porn Inspires Viral Meme

bieberThere’s something about porn that works really well for memes. And the latest porn meme might be the best internet catchphrase of the year: “Are you serious?! Right in front of my salad?” The quote comes from a gay porn scene in Private Lessons 3 where a man has hired a chef to make a salad for a woman—and then proceeds to fuck the chef right in front of her.

While she eats the salad, the man casually penetrates the chef from behind—and from her indignant reaction, a viral porn meme is born (you can watch the scene below). It didn’t take long before “Right in front of my salad?” was shared all over Twitter: “Are you guys really going to start talking about back to school? Are you serious? Right in front of my salad??” says one hilarious user. Once again the comedic potential of porn is not lost on the internet.

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Check out more about the gay porn scene that became a viral meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/right-in-front-of-my-salad-meme/

Riley Reid Helps Put Porn Back Into Memes

Originally posted to The Daily Dot

It makes sense that porn and memes just seem to go together. And the latest amusing screengrab of porn star Riley Reid saying “Oh fuck, put it back in!” is no exception. The meme of the adult entertainer’s face while getting her hair pulled goes surprisingly well with the most mundane situations (check them out below).

There’s even a popular subreddit that’s made a game of listing scenarios where “put it back in!” would be appropriate. Things like, “When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it’s still cold in the middle” and “When your headphones catch on a doorknob and pop outta your ears” are good examples. Reid isn’t the first porn star to be featured in a hilarious meme (think: Tori Black’s notable “It’s so fucking big!”), but we’re guessing this meme will be “in” for a long, long time.

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Check out more about the Riley Reid porn meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/porn-meme-put-it-back-in/