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This New “Sexual Tension” Meme Is Taking Over The Internet

A new meme is re-thinking the popular trope of “will they or won’t they?” A Twitter user shows that not all sexual tension is necessarily “sexy,” but instead can show an awkward dynamic between two opposing forces in the universe. Clearly, this struck a chord with people as the tweet was retweeted nearly 40,000 times within 24 hours.

Twitter users began applying it to everything from the more mundane struggles of life such as not getting enough sleep or financial struggles to full blown existential crises: “the sexual tension between my bank account and UberEats is insane,” someone tweeted. In another tweet, a user said, “the sexual tension between you and the pile of unread books.” And as another Twitter user aptly said, “the sexual tension between me disappearing for 3 months and coming back a brand new bitch.” The struggle is real!

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Check out more about a viral sexual tension meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/sexual-tension-memes/

Meme ‘Name Something You Can Say During Sex And Another Activity’ Goes Viral

SextingApparently there are a lot of things you can say that will make sense both during sex and while being held hostage, at a football game, or any other unrelated activity. The Twitter meme that follows the format, “Name something you can say during sex and also while [unrelated activity]” has everyone on the internet playing along. Someone asked, “Name something you can say during a Giants game and sex,” and a Twitter user responded: “Didn’t perform well but at least we’re gaining more experience.”

One person said, “Why am I even here? This is terrible. What I got at home is better anyways” in response to another who wrote, “What’s something you say in a Starbucks and that you can also say during sex?” To a hostage situation someone tweeted, “I think the bonds are a bit loose. Can you please tighten them?” Journalist David Itzkoff wrote, “I hope this doesn’t get overshadowed by a baby someday” in response to someone who asked Twitter users to “name something you can say during Star Wars and sex.”

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Check out more about a meme that asks Twitter to name something they can say during sex and an another activity:https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/name-something-you-can-say-during-sex-meme/

Meme Queens ‘Cock Destroyers’ Star In Their First Gay Porn

You might remember British pornstars Rebecca More and Sophie Anderson from their viral fame, in which they proclaimed in a now infamous video: “Do you know what we are? Cock destroyers, Cock fucking destroyers.” Now, the two will be starring in their first gay porn, titled A Tale of Two Cock Destroyers. The pair will play rival brothel madams in Victorian England, alongside some well-known names in the porn industry.

Actors Ty Mitchell, JJ Knight, Johnny Rapid, Joey Mills, Leander, and Jonas Jackson all have roles in the film, which was shot in a British country estate that looks pretty much like a castle. “This is the only Royal Family I’ll acknowledge,” Twitter user @gaybonez wrote in response to the news. A Tale of Two Cock Destroyers will debut on Oct. 18, and will be available to stream on Men.com and TLAGay.

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Check out more about the Cock Destroyers starring in their first gay porn: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/cock-destroyers-gay-porn/

Searches For Alien Porn Are Skyrocketing On Pornhub

8579340785_3966b78661_kMore than 1.6 million people have signed up to attend the viral “Storm Area 51” Facebook event, but thousands have already started searching for the extraterrestrials—on Pornhub. Alien-related searches have spiked since news about the event started circulating, according to Pornhub’s statistics. In one week, searches for “Area 51” jumped from zero to 160,000.

Not that the genre wasn’t popular before it became this summer’s hottest memes: An average of 30,000 people a day were already looking for kinky alien videos. “Alien impregnation” beat out the other top searches—“alien sex” and “alien hentai.” Women visitors got off to alien porn more than 30% more than men, and young millennials and Generation Zers proved the horniest generation for E.T.

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Sex Toy Company Uses Memes To Spread The Joys Of Masturbation

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: rccola159May is National Masturbation Month—and we’re all about “feeling yourself!” But we aren’t the only ones: one sex toy company is getting around social media’s rules against sponsored posts for vibrators and other sex tech in a very clever way: meme accounts. Unbound features sex toys and women that are more whimsical and playful than conventionally sexy—in fact, one of its memes features a vibrator that’s shaped like an alien spaceship with the caption: “Houston, we have an orgasm.”

Unbound advertises through meme accounts in a way that not only normalizes sex toys in a humorous, approachable way, but also promotes masturbation as a kind of self care that’s fun. The company partnered with meme accounts as a way to reject anti-sex positivity on social media, and in doing so, found a fan base that could relate to the quirky memes: “Seeing memes and small influencers promote this material makes you feel good about being open about your sexuality,” said one person. By using memes, Unbound gets around Instagram’s draconian rules for images surrounding female pleasure and also finds its way right into the lap of young people.

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Check out more about a sex toy company using memes: https://mashable.com/article/unbound-sex-toys-instagram-meme-account/

Porn Meme ‘Oh Fuck Yeah Spread It’ Takes Over Reddit

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What is it about screenshots of porn captions that work so well with jokey memes? The latest material comes from porn star Riley Reid for BLACKED.com in Petite Riley Reid Tries Huge Black Cock in Her Ass. At some point in the video, Reid says the line, “Oh fuck yeah, spread it,” and Reddit took over from there:

  1. When someone asks me if they should spread the idea of Communism: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  2. Anti-vaxxer parents when they see a popular 18th century disease that’s been nearly eradicated: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  3. When you hear unlikely rumors about the new kid in school: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  4. Jesus, telling his disciples what to do with the Word: Oh fuck yeah spread it.
  5. When I see someone displaying positivity: Oh fuck yeah spread it.

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‘Hurt Me’ Sex Memes Are Hilariously Painful

feet-1095408_1280The latest Twitter meme is causing pain to BDSM enthusiasts—pain from too much laughter, that is. Kinksters who like to inflict pain during BDSM sessions will get a real kick out of the new “hurt me” meme. It turns out there’s a lot of different ways to “hurt” someone…

  1. Me during sex: hurt me
    Them: we are in august and you haven’t done anything right with your life in the whole year
    Me: what
    Them: what about all of that new year resolutions you were about to do this year??? Where are they??
    Me: stop
  2. Me: I want you to hurt me 😉
    Them: My Chemical Romance broke up
    Me: Wait-
    Them: 5 years ago
    Me: STOP!
  3. [during sex] me: hurt me
    her: sir this is a McDonald’s
    me: McHurt me
  4. Me: I want you to hurt me
    Her: You’ll never get to save the quarian ark
    Me: Wait
    Her: And it’s going to be years before there’s another Mass Effect or Dragon Age
    Me: Stop!

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This Is The Horniest Meme On The Internet

15417952809_93966489b5_zWhat’s the longest you’ve gone without getting some? If you’re like the rest of us, you’ve probably gone through a “sex dry spell” at one point or another—which is why the “days without sex” meme on Twitter is so relatable and hilarious. Here are the best ones to lighten the mood when you’ve gone too long without some good good lovin’ (check out more below).

  1. “Day 71 without sex: my smart watch thinks I’ve jogged 3 miles today but I haven’t left the house.”
    Good way to stay busy when you aren’t getting busy!
  2. “Day 16 without sex and I’m constantly drinking boba just so I can have balls in my mouth.”
    Tasty AND resourceful!
  3. “day 187 without sex: I just spit on my popsicle before putting it in my mouth.”
    Sexy and sweet!
  4. “Day 213 without sex: plugged my charger into my phone and whispered ‘you like that?’”
    Now that’s dirty talking!
  5. “Day 227 without sex : I got excited when the man at subway asked if I wanted 6 inch or 12 x”
    Size matters at Subway!
  6. “Day 1738 without sex: threw the blue shell in Mario Kart while I was already in first place to remember what it’s like to get hit from behind.”
    Naughty naughty, Mario!
  7. “Day 0 without sex: life fucks me everyday.”
    But sex makes everything better!

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Check out more of the funniest sex dry spell tweets: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/the-days-without-sex-meme-is-a-hilarious-way-to-roast-your-own-sex-life/

The ‘Right In Front Of My Salad’ Porn Gets a Sequel

bieberAfter the success of “Private Lessons Part 3,” the gay porn that started the viral meme “Right In Front of My Salad,” men.com is breaking out the salad bar, again. The gay porn site was basically obligated to release a sequel, and the latest salad-porn doesn’t disappoint. “Right In Front of My Salad Again” brings back porn hunk Jaxton Wheeler, and he’s once again having sex right in front of breakout star Nikki V. and her salad (watch an X-rated clip below).

Nikki’s making a special salad for her man while he gets an in-home massage—until she finds Jaxton screwing another dude right on the massage table. You guessed it: right in front of her salad! She’s so shocked she drops her special salad on the floor. Salads and gay sex just don’t mix—except when it comes to salad tossing!

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Gay Porn Inspires Viral Meme

bieberThere’s something about porn that works really well for memes. And the latest porn meme might be the best internet catchphrase of the year: “Are you serious?! Right in front of my salad?” The quote comes from a gay porn scene in Private Lessons 3 where a man has hired a chef to make a salad for a woman—and then proceeds to fuck the chef right in front of her.

While she eats the salad, the man casually penetrates the chef from behind—and from her indignant reaction, a viral porn meme is born (you can watch the scene below). It didn’t take long before “Right in front of my salad?” was shared all over Twitter: “Are you guys really going to start talking about back to school? Are you serious? Right in front of my salad??” says one hilarious user. Once again the comedic potential of porn is not lost on the internet.

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