Vegans Have Twice As Much Sex As Meat Eaters, Study Says

It turns out blondes aren’t the only ones who have more fun. According to a new study, vegans have twice as much sex as meat eaters and are more willing to experiment in the bedroom. A dating website found over half of the vegans surveyed claimed they have sex four times a week, while only half of meat-eaters reported having sex twice in the same time period.

The research also found two thirds of vegans experimented in the bedroom, while over half of the meat-eaters surveyed admitted they were less adventurous. The survey also suggested that vegans have a better time in the bedroom with 84 percent saying they’re satisfied with their sex life compared with 59 percent of those with a meat-based diet. A spokesperson for the study said: “Vegans are masters of seduction it would appear. Our statistics don’t lie and vegans eat foods known for their aphrodisiac qualities such as ginseng and aniseed.”

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Check out more about a study showing vegans have twice as much sex as meat eaters: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8950949/Vegans-TWICE-sex-meat-eaters-adventurous-bedroom-survey-reveals.html

Do Meat Eaters Really Have More Sex Than Vegetarians?

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2034387-980xAccording to a new study, there’s one thing besides a juicy steak that vegetarians are missing out on—sex. A survey suggests that 42% of meat eaters have sex once a week or more, while only 16% of vegetarians get it on that much. Before you go running to your local butcher, it’s worth noting that the survey of 2,000 Britons was conducted by a meat company in the UK.

“Broken down by country, the Welsh were the top of the carnal carnivore charts, with 49 per cent who ate meat every day reporting that they had sex one or more times every week,” reports Daily Mail. They were followed by English meat eaters at 46% and the Scots at 40%. Obviously, vegetarians had their doubts and were not tempted to start eating meat in order to enhance their sex lives. As one vegetarian said, “I’ll take my chances and stick to tofu.”

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Check out more about the study that says meat eaters have more sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5225265/Meat-eaters-sex-vegetarians.html#ixzz533Mjm0s4

SNL’s Glory Hole Sketch Will Make You Open-Wide With Laughter

glory holeSNL had viewers gagging over its glory hole sketch in the most recent episode. The hottest restaurant in New York City just happened to be one of the hottest places in town for anonymous sex—back in the 70s. That’s right, glory holes are all the rage at this edgy place, because as one customer explained “Stop being a prude and eat the corn out of a glory hole!” (watch the sketch below).

“Well, back in the day this building was one of the most infamous underground sex parlors in the meat packing district,” Aidy Bryant explained to her confused out of town friends. “People would come here and they would stick their business through those holes.” The trendy new restaurant had a great idea for how to use the glory holes: rather than get rid of them, they’ve been repurposed into food serving stations! Want some bread? Wrap your mouth around a firm loaf right from the convenience of your glory hole! “I like how salty it is!” exclaimed one very satisfied customer.

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Check out the SNL glory hole sketch here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/04/04/snls-trendy-glory-hole-restaurant-sketch-will-make-you-open-wide-with-laughter/