Customer Yells At McDonald’s Workers Who Were Fucking

A TikToker filmed a video while waiting in a McDonald’s drive-thru for 20 minutes because the workers were allegedly fucking. The overlay text in the video reads, “We were in the drive-thru for 20 mins… the workers were in the back doing the nasty.” A man is seen shouting at the drive-thru window: “Hey! I’m waiting in your fucking line, asshole! The fuck are you doing? Come on, asshole!”

Since being posted, the video has gained close to 2 million views and over 370,000 likes. “They were doing the McNasty,” one person joked in the comments section. Another hinted at a long-running joke about the chain’s lack of working ice cream machines, writing, “They can sit there and do the nasty but won’t fix the ice cream machines.”

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McDonald’s Pulls the Plug on Free Wi-Fi For Porn

5853402099_526621149f_oMcDonald’s is the latest chain to ensure customers aren’t enjoying a little something extra with their happy meals. If you want to watch “MILF Gives Best Blow Job EVER” while inside the golden arches, you’ll have to use your data plan. Yes, McDonald’s is now joining the movement to put porn filters on its free Wi-Fi.

McDonald’s, which has already started using these filters in the U.K., joins other popular chains like Panera Bread, Subway, and Chick-Fil-A in creating a porn-free environment. Although McDonald’s hasn’t had any complaints about customers watching porn, the chain wanted to jump on the “family-friendly” bandwagon being championed by organizations like Enough is Enough (EIE), which is dedicated to “making the internet safer for children and families.” Burger King hasn’t officially taken a side in the recent, hotly debated War Against Porn, but some customers maintain you can still get a side of XXX with your burger and fries: “This old fuck in Burger King is watching porn,” said one Twitter user. Denny’s proudly announced that it does not filter out adult content on its Wi-Fi, making their famous “Grand Slam” truly wonderful in more ways than one.

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Couple Sentenced For Oral Sex in McDonald’s Drive-Thru

5853402099_526621149f_oA frisky British couple got really, really hungry (for each other!) in a McDonald’s drive-thru recently. After they admitted to having oral sex in the drive-thru, a judge indicted them for public Mcindecency. “You turned yourselves and your car into a human zoo,” Judge Paul Thomas said in the courtroom after viewing a 20-minute clip of the kinky incident.

The couple apparently rolled into the drive-thru in the early hours of the morning while drunk. Then, when their food took too long, the woman began to give her man some conspicuous head with her legs dangling out the window. But most shockingly, the man preceded to finger her from behind in full view of the car behind them! “Your animalistic lust led the two of you to abandon any shred of decency and self respect,” the judge told them. Or maybe they just wanted to have it “their way!”

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