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Your Boner Will Look Wild With These Wolf Print Underwear

Image Source: Amazon
Image Source: Amazon

Have you ever wanted your junk to look like a wild animal? If so, we’ve got the perfect underwear for you: Wolf Head Crotch boxer briefs! The beastly underwear sold on Amazon promises to “make man [sic] look sexy and wild.” Rawr?

As Maxim points out, “what better way to accentuate your crotch than putting a giant wolf’s head on it?” But if a wolf isn’t your special spirit animal, not to worry. The company also sells underwear with an eagle’s head on it! So, you know, your erect dick looks majestic AF. We don’t know about you, but we think these underwear are a perfect symbol of America.

Looking to get wild yourself? Let’s get sexy and beastly!

Check out more about the underwear that makes your boner look wild here.

Ronda Rousey’s (Bad) Sex Advice

rondaRonda Rousey is considered one of the world’s best fighters, so you’d think that she’d know a thing or two about winning…in the bedroom! Maxim recently sat down with the UFC champion to talk sex and dating, and she had some great advice for men. In response to a question about what a guy should always do in bed, Rousey recommends he “take his time.” While this is excellent advice, the rest of what she said wasn’t exactly (sexual) gold.

“In general, a girl takes a minute. He needs to get her ready. You should never need lube in your life. If you need lube, than [sic] you’re being lazy… and you’re not taking your time,” she said. Although it’s good to know that Rousey’s pussy is always naturally wet and ready for action, this is not true of many women, no matter how good the foreplay is. This is especially bad advice if you want to have some anal play, as not all orifices are adequately slippery enough without lube. As a sex educator put it, her advice is basically like “telling massage therapists that using massage oil is being lazy.” To put it simply: don’t K.O. lube, Rousey; lube is always a winner.

Feel like working up a sweat? Come take your time with us!

Here’s more of Ronda Rousey’s sex advice.