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Basically Everyone Is Masturbating At Work

Your suspicions about why there’s often a line for the toilet at work has just been confirmed. According to a recent survey, 39 percent of office workers admit to rubbing one out in the office restroom. And it’s not just men doing the deed—men and women, gay and straight, all indulge in some workplace self-love from time to time.

“If I’m really hungover at work, masturbating helps me feel better,” said one survey participant, while another admitted “I’m just a horny lady.” Aside from the hassle of waiting for a stall, masturbating at work might actually be beneficial for both employees and employers. Masturbating relieves stress and boosts endorphins—not to mention how much healthier it is than smoke breaks or vending machine binging. Some psychologists even agree that masturbation breaks can be a good motivational reward for employees after a busy day. Maybe it’s time for offices to re-think the purpose of the break room?

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Check out more about the survey that proves your co-workers are masturbating at work: https://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2017/01/11/masturbating-at-work_n_14106174.html

NFL Security Guard Caught Masturbating On Field

One NFL security guard got a little too excited during a recent Chargers game. Several fans noticed the man getting into the spirit, so to speak, and a shocking video of the incident was uploaded to social media. It shows the young Elite Security employee masturbating on the sidelines as he was working.

The 45-second clip recorded by someone in the stands captures the guard with his right hand stuffed down his pants, and his hand moving back and forth near his crotch. Not surprisingly, a group of hot cheerleaders can be seen dancing nearby. Elite Security has apologized for the incident, as well as the San Diego Chargers, who definitely don’t condone this type of over-enthusiastic fandom.

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Check out more about the NFL security guard caught jerking off during a game: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/12/20/nfl-security-guard-caught-masturbating-field-chargers-game-team-responds/

Asexuals Have Sexual Fantasies About Fetishes and BDSM, Study Finds

169249078_475b70b357_o New research reveals that the vast majority of asexual people have had sexual fantasies and even engage in self-pleasure. Published in Archives of Sexual Behavior, the study found that out of 351 asexual participants (292 women, 59 men), more than three-quarters of asexual men and half of asexual women have sexual fantasies and even masturbate. The study also discovered that asexual people were just as likely to fantasize about fetishes and BDSM as sexual participants.

It seems asexual people are less likely to fantasize about group sex, public sex, or engaging in an affair. They’re also much more likely to have sexual fantasies that involve fictional people and not themselves. “I do have sexual fantasies but most of the time they do not involve me or any real person,” said a 19-year-old asexual woman. “I sexually fantasize about fictional male couples and my sexual fantasies can involve many and varying sexual preferences and fetishes.” This study proves that sexuality is certainly on a spectrum.

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Women Try Orgasming In Three Minutes Or Less

Most women take a little longer than guys to, um, get there. But one sex toy, the Womanizer, claims that 80 percent of users orgasm after only two or three minutes. BuzzFeed wanted to find out if it was worth the hype, so they had women gave it a go (watch the video below).

The Womanizer is unlike a typical vibrator: it’s hands-free and uses a suction cup to suck and pull the clit, sort of like with oral sex. And at a whopping $249, these manufacturers better make women cum in three minutes or less! So does this bad boy really get the job done? “Holy shit! I came in exactly three minutes. Exactly as I was finishing, the timer went off!” said one satisfied customer. Another woman came in one minute and 30 seconds! So, working women who need to get some—you won’t regret investing your time in the Womanizer!

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Check out more about the sex toy that makes women cum in three minutes or less: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/women-try-orgasming-in-three-minutes-or-less_us_581778b0e4b0990edc32861d

BuzzFeed Tells Men To Cut a Hole In a Bar of Soap and Fuck It

In BuzzFeed Motion Pictures’ latest video called “6 Easy Masturbation Hacks For Men,” there’s some pretty strange masturbation tips. One jerking off “hack” involves tapping the head of the dick through the underwear until reaching an “explosive orgasm.” Why a dude would want to take hours tapping his dick through his underwear when he can simply use the tried-and-true method of jerking off is never explained. But the strangest masturbation tip by far is the one involving soap.

BuzzFeed instructs men to cut a hole in a bar of soap and then fuck it, wearing a condom to avoid irritation. As Jezebel says, “This is a deranged solution to a problem that can easily solved with one or two hands and a solid work ethic. This is an urgent care visit waiting to happen. This is a waste of good soap.” BuzzFeed definitely hasn’t thought this one through—we mean, how would guys explain the giant hole in the otherwise perfectly normal bar of soap in their bathroom?

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Check out more about fucking a bar of soap and BuzzFeed’s other suggestions in the video below or read more on Jezebel

Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Athletes’ Sex Lives

Ever wonder how often athletes get busy? Or whether they use sex toys? Well, the luxury sex toy brand LELO did, so they surveyed 800 athletes to find out. Here’s what they discovered about how sexy athletes “go for the gold.”

They have 9 partners on average
Although this is the worldwide average among athletes, boxers get laid the most, with 22 partners, and field hockey and track tied, each averaging six partners.
They masturbate 19 times per month on average
These players find time to play! On average, they masturbate two out of three days—good odds! Rugby players are the winners with 37 times per month (now that’s dedication!), and track misses the mark with only 12 times per month.
They have partner sex 10 times per month
It’s amazing that these busy athletes find so much time to get busy! On average, they have sex one out of every three days. But gymnasts are the real stars, managing 14 times per month on average. And again, track comes in last place with only six fuck-fests per month. Catch up, track stars!
They own 2 sex toys on average
Swimmers come in first, averaging five sex toys. And cyclers come in dead last, with zero sex toys. Well, it’s been said that biking can make you come…

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Check out more about athletes’ sex lives here: https://www.bustle.com/articles/179166-how-much-sex-do-athletes-have-they-get-busy-10-times-a-month-on-average

What Sex Was Like In the Victorian Era

It’s no secret that most people were sexually repressed during the Victorian era. Homosexuality was illegal, masturbation was thought to make you crazy, and people avoided “spicy” foods like mustard and pepper because they believed it made you horny. But below the era’s clean, “proper” surface flowed an underbelly of naughtiness. Here’s what sex in the Victorian era was really like.

Anti-masturbation devices for men was a thing
“It was thought that if men weren’t consumed by sexual desires, they’d have more time to focus on being productive members of society. So, anti-masturbation devices were born,” explains Ranker. Imagine a tiny bear claw for the dick—i.e., instant boner killer!
The 1890s were known as the “Naughty Nineties”
In any repressive society, a counter-culture will flourish, and the sexually “proper” Victorian era was no different. Prostitution and pornography became popular during this time—though were never openly discussed. See Penny Dreadful for some prime examples.
Masturbation was thought to make you insane
During this time, it was considered a scientific fact that rubbing one out would cause insanity. “Soon, anyone who was too pale, too fat, or just plain weird was thought of as a masturbating fiend.”
Two quickies a week was the maximum amount of sex you should have
A popular book called Sex Tips For Husbands and Wives explained: “The wise bride will permit a maximum of two brief sexual experiences weekly – and as time goes by she should make every effort to reduce this frequency. Feigned illness, sleepiness and headaches are among her best friends in this matter.”
Stay away from spicy foods—they make you horny
Men were encouraged not to fuck their wives or masturbate, so to help with this tortuous endeavor, they were instructed to eat bland foods. They avoided mustard, pepper, rich gravy, beer, wine, cider, and tobacco. Nothing too hot and spicy!
Homosexuality was illegal
Gay sex was made a criminal offense—and Oscar Wilde was famously imprisoned.
Couples were supposed to orgasm at the same time
It was thought that unless couples got off at the same time, the sex was a failure. “In fact, women were justified in outright refusing sex if they and their husbands couldn’t achieve ‘the orgasm of the woman and the ejaculation of the semen of the man at the same instant.'”

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Check out more about what sex was like in the Victorian era here: https://www.ranker.com/list/sex-in-the-victorian-era/aaron-edwards

7 Confessions From People Who Got Caught Watching Porn

Have you ever been interrupted during an especially, um, private moment? If you have, you know how embarrassing it can be. And you’ll definitely relate to these confessions from people on Whisper about the time they got caught watching porn.

“One time my dad walked in on me watching porn at 2:00 a.m. in our living room. And now I realize he was probably about to do the same.”
Good father-son bonding moment?
“My roommate caught me watching porn. But he pulled up a chair and watched it with me.”
Best. Friends. For. Ever.
“I was watching porn yesterday and I had almost reached climax and then my grandma walked in.”
What, she didn’t pull up a chair?
“My wife caught me looking at porn and told me I had to choose between a divorce and watching her have sex with another man.”
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“I was watching porn and my mom walked in. Now she keeps asking me if I need any lube.”
Mother Of The Year!
“My wife walked in on me watching gay porn. She stood there for a minute, pulled down her jeans, and watched it with me.”
Marriage is bliss!
“My cat caught me watching porn. I feel unnecessarily guilt.”
What a naughty, naughty pussy!

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Check out more confessions from people who’ve been caught watching porn here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/bencoleman2/14-people-who-were-caught-watching-porn

Everyone’s Masturbating To New Fifty Shades Trailer

Within 24 hours of Fifty Shades Darker releasing its official trailer, it had broken viewing records. Variety reports that in just one day the trailer had accumulated 114 million views across YouTube, Facebook, Instagram, and other digital platforms. North America alone had 39.4 million views, and in Italy there were six million views—which leads us to the inevitable question: is everyone watching this and jerking off?

Considering how smokin’ hot the trailer is—sexy masks, shower sex, more naughty cat-and-mouse BDSM games—we’d be willing to bet a lot of viewers are. “The numbers have dethroned Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which generated 112 millions views on its first day,” reports Jezebel. “Fifty Shades Darker has awakened a true force, stirring the aroused masses into making history with their constant self-abuse.” Sexier and darker—who doesn’t love a twisted, BDSM love story?

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Check out the new Fifty Shades trailer everyone’s masturbating to below and read more here: https://jezebel.com/everyones-jacking-it-to-this-trailer-1786713714

Italy’s Supreme Court Rules Public Masturbation Is Not a Crime

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It seems Italy isn’t embarrassed to bring self-love into the public sphere. The country’s highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as you’re not getting off in the presence of minors. The decision came from the Italian Supreme Court after overturning a case involving a 69-year-old man who was caught masturbating in public.

“The man was convicted in May 2015 after he performed the act in front of students on the University of Catania campus, according to documents filed with Supreme Court,” reports CNN. The man’s lawyer appealed the conviction on the grounds that public masturbation out of the presence of minors was decriminalized last year. The man ended up with just a fine, not prison, since the criminal code only calls for imprisonment of up to four-and-a-half years if the act is witnessed by a minor. Maybe Italy will become a tourist destination for exhibitionists?

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Check out more about Italy’s Supreme Court public masturbation ruling here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/09/11/italys-supreme-court-rules-public-masturbation-not-crime/