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The New and Improved Magic Wand

Many women have called the Magic Wand their favorite, go-to sex toy—until the Doxy came out. Doxy offered many of the same features and niceties as the Magic Wand—a similar shaped head, strong vibrations, magically intense orgasms—but with a sleeker, more usable design. So imagine how pleasantly surprised these former Magic Wand enthusiasts will be when they find out that their beloved sex toy just stepped back into their lives after all these years with a whole new look and feel.

Introducing, the new Magic Wand (check out Oh Joy Sex Toy’s comic about Doxy vs. the new Magic Wand below). Gone are the days of those pesky design flaws: the short cord, the huge, cumbersome size, only two (super intense!) speeds, and the chunky and unattractive head. It’s now rechargeable (!), has a bigger and softer head, a smaller base, and 4 speeds and 4 vibe patterns! While the Doxy does have many of these features, it’s slightly more expensive and is not cordless and rechargeable. Looks like the new Magic Wand could become many a girl’s number one self-love friend once again!

Want to have some mind-blowing experiences yourself? Come make some magic with us!

Check out Oh Joy Sex Toy’s comic and revamped Magic Wand review here.

How Many of These Euphemisms For Jerking Off Have You Heard?

Choking the chicken; spanking the monkey; stroking the python—you’ve probably heard these common and well-loved euphemisms for jerking off many many times. But how many others do you know? BuzzFeed recently put that question to the test with one of their signature (and hilarious) quizzes. Here are 15 highlights of some familiar, some just bizarre euphemisms for male self-love (check out the full quiz below):

Five Finger Shuffle
Making the Bald Man Cry
Shaking Hands With Dr. Winky
Beating Your Meat
Battling the Purple-Headed Yogurt Slinger
Riding the Mayonnaise Surf
Tugging the Slug
Waxing Your Carrot
Auditioning Your Hand Puppet
Burping the Worm
Badgering the Witness
Beef Stokenoff
Jerkin’ the Gherkin
Strangling the Cyclops
Practicing Politics—(we saved the most baffling for last)

Wow. There sure are a lot of creative euphemisms for Buffing the Vampire Slayer. Feel like taking a break from Shuffling Your Ipod? We can help you to Make Pearl Jam right here!

Check out the BuzzFeed quiz here!

6 Reasons Every Woman Should Masturbate Regularly

Since May is National Masturbation Month, we decided to give some attention to a little something called “self-love.” That’s right, ladies—by taking some time to celebrate everybody’s favorite spring holiday, you can improve your health, your sex life, and just have a really really good time. Get yourself in the mood for some menage a moi with these 6 reasons why every woman should crawl into bed with herself regularly:

It helps you relax, emotionally and physically.

Masturbation is similar to working out or getting a massage in the way that it deeply relaxes you. That’s why instead of spending big bucks on a fancy massage, you might as well stay in and give yourself an erotic one!
It makes you happy.

Getting off releases oxytocin and dopamine that boosts your mood and gives the body an all-natural high.
It improves your sex life.

Regularly masturbating helps you to stay sexually fit, so to speak. The more sex you have with yourself, the more you want it with someone else. It keeps the blood flowing and the brain thinking about sex, which is key to wanting to get frisky with a partner.
Two words: Multiple. Orgasms.

Yes, the pussy is amazing—while men can only cum at the end of sex, women are capable of cumming over and over again. So you might as well take full advantage when pleasuring yourself and keep the good times going and going…and going and going!
It helps you sleep.

Masturbation helps relieve stress and make you feel relaxed and satisfied afterward, which is perfect for falling right to sleep.
It feels f’ing amazing!

Seriously. Fingers, toys, porn—whatever you like to get off during your sexy solo fuck fest!

Looking to find a relaxing and satisfying experience yourself? Ain’t nothing wrong with some self-love—alone or with a partner!

The Canvas – A Sexual Bukkake Fantasy

By KatyStressRelief

I have a very active fantasy life. In my mind, I am enjoying the best sex of my life and my callers often plant seeds that develop into epic masturbation sessions. I have had the following fantasy for over a decade now and so far have not been able to make it happen, but someday I will.

I am tied. The platform beneath me cold and unforgiving. Around me candlelight glows, my eyes desperately searching the darkness for my captors. I hear them breathing. Stepping forward, the leader speaks, “Tonight you will be our canvas.”

Looking up from my prone position, I see the remaining of my captors join him encircling my body and standing over me as predator would a prey. Each man positioned around my body drops his robe exposing his nude and glistening body. Their cocks standing proudly hard from their bodies and their eyes raking over my skin starts a tingling throughout me. My sex dampens and my nipples tighten.

In unison each man wraps his hand around his hard cock and stroking his shaft. A few of the men lean down to wipe their cockheads over goose-pimpled skin sending sharp electrical shocks through my sensitive body. Their stroking steady and patient. Suddenly, I feel the wetness of precum being rubbed on my right thigh, my left ribs, my forehead and feet. Moaning builds around the circle as the strong hands milk their shafts. The energy in the room builds to a fever pitch as one by one each man explodes. Their hot, sticky cum splashing down on me and building to cover my entire body – hair, face, torso and sex.

Next, I feel the touch of fingers, cocks and tongues upon my body. Using the cum as their medium and me as their canvas, they worked together to evenly coat my body with their seeds. Some men feeding me cum from their tongues and fingers while others just groped and massaged my body. As I am being painted, the leader steps up on the platform and stands between my legs. He kneels and slowly, using a single finger, slides between my pussy lips. I grow embarrassed as he seems to take pride in the wetness of my sex. His fingers slide inside me beginning to pump in and out of me – fast and hard against my g-spot. Building and building, I cum and squirt on his chest. I watch as my juice rolls down his skin and over his hardening cock.

Each man, one after the other, followed the leader by making me cum on his body. The last man marked and my body is spent. Laying there unable to move and drifting between darkness and light, I allow myself to enjoy the sights, smells and sensations of being someone’s canvas.

Eva, Hands-Free Vibrator, Making the World a Happier Place

Eva is the first ever “hands-free, strap-free, non-invasive vibrator” for women to wear during sex. It was created by two women who wanted to correct “the pleasure gap,” which is basically the dismal fact that men are twice as likely to cum during heterosexual fucking than women. And since the vast majority of women—70%—need clitoral stimulation to get off during sex, these ladies decided that if they wanted a better sex toy, then they better get to work making it.

Eva has two wings that fit under thewoman’s labia which keeps the vibrator directly over her clit, allowing couples to fuck without a pesky hand-held sex toy getting in the way of their fun. The wings are flexible enough to fit a variety of pussy-types, yet strong enough to stay put during various positions and acts. Eva comes with three different settings that the makers of the toy describe as “gentle to almost intimidating.” It’s out in stores February 2015, costs $105, and has been getting rave reviews from the satisfied lady-testers who have incorporated the toy into their sex lives.

Here at Niteflirt, we are all about sex toys that give both partners pleasure, because let’s face it, it’s hot when a woman enjoys herself during sex. Hankering for some mutually satisfying fun? We know we are!

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Lesbian Strapon Fantasies

By MissReaghan

Once upon a time, the male sex drive was important. It was crucial in, quite literally the survival of the species … You needed to be horny all the time because, without your sperm donation, we’d not have survived past the first dinosaur dinner. And I understand that … Hell, I’m even willing to go so far as to thank you for your service to all mankind. Without you, I’d not be here, now would I? However, I’d like to point out that those days are LONG gone … and your sex drive isn’t so important anymore.

Who Cums First?
These days, with the advent of modern medicine and the leaps and bounds we are making as a society … well, let’s just say we’ve evolved beyond the need for a male sex drive and have arrived quite nicely in a place where (as most of my male slaves will appreciate) MY sex drive is far superior to yours and my pleasure takes precedence over everything. This means I can indulge whenever and with whomever I’d desire and you’re just happy to go along for the trip.

Most of you would also admit … whether it be Masturbation Instruction or imagining yourself being stroked by a teasing phone sex Goddess … you are pretty much insatiable. Left to your own decisions, you’d probably cum until you went blind! Thankfully, that’s all become moot since I’m the one in charge now.

Quality over Quantity
Now that we’ve established the order of things, let’s talk about HOW we get to my pleasure. It’s not about how often we have sex … After all, your sex drive is a moot afterthought these days … it’s more about engaging in sexual activities that maximize my pleasure. Strap on play is one of those things that falls in this category. They are:

Always available
Bigger than you
More desirable than you
Empowering (for me, anyway)

Most of you will ask, “I don’t understand, Mistress. How is using a silicone phallus empowering?”

Strapons provide for a physical representation of the essential power exchange relationship. Some of the best orgasms of my life came at the end of particularly intense strapon sessions with my slave boys, without any stimulation to my genitals at all …

Why?
Because I love fucking you in the arse. Using a strapon with my slave boys is … something different than the love and attention paid to my wife when we are intimate.

I don’t find it hot in the sexual sense, per say. After all, anyone can push in and out while grunting and sweating (I’m looking at you cuckolds in the group). Turning you into my little bitch is definitely amusing, and the squealing always makes me grin. It’s more about the imbalance of power … knowing that you are submitting to something that you’d NEVER have done before, and probably wouldn’t do without being prompted.

I know you boys like strap on phone sex no matter who’s giving it, but try it with a lesbian Femdom. You’ll find that we have a special touch when it comes to phallic-shaped sex toys.

I expect my phone to be ringing soon, so don’t keep me waiting.

Cock Control

By MissReaghan

If you’ve ever spoken with me before, I’m sure that you’re fully aware of who’s in control of your cock. But every now and then, I like to remind you, even if you haven’t actually forgotten. It’s fun for me, you know? I have so many different ways to choose from, after all.

How To Stroke Your Cock

Certainly you’ve been doing it yourself for a long time, haven’t you? You know just the right strokes that make you feel good and can probably pace yourself so that you know exactly how many minutes it takes for you to get off. You know your triggers and how long you can hold off before the inevitable “cumshot”. Certainly you’re comfortable in doing things your way … but maybe the time has come to try something new? But where do you go to find a new “trigger”? Who knows you better than you know yourself?

How to Control Your Cock

In the time I have been working as a phone sex Mistress, I have picked up different techniques and approaches to the same end goal: Controlling your cock. Whether it be through an extended guided masturbation session or something more drastic, such as chastity training and CBT … I always find just the right combination of stroking and teasing. But, yes, cock control is certainly an important act of submission. In fact, the very first thing I do when I allow a sub to serve me is to take control of his cock. Even if I haven’t agreed to own *him* yet, I will own his cock. It helps to establish control early, you understand. Leads to fewer problems down the road.

How I Control Your Cock

But, of course, the one thing all my cock control techniques have in common is that they all involve denial or, at the very least, delay. What’s the point of owning your cock if I can’t control when and how you orgasm? Or perhaps I should say “IF” you orgasm … and that’s a pretty big “if” most of the time.

Do you need to be reminded who holds the leash to your itty-bitty penis? Good. You know what to do, then, don’t you?

A quick final thought: