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Hallmark Pulls Ad Featuring Lesbians Kissing

LoveWins3The Hallmark Channel has apologized for pulling commercials featuring a lesbian couple kissing in the wake of public outrage. Daily Mail reports, “Hallmark announced in a statement that the commercials for wedding planning site Zola, one of which showed two women kissing at the altar on their wedding day, will be reinstated, days after they were removed following a complaint from conservative group One Million Moms.” A Hallmark spokesperson previously told The Associated Press that the network pulled the ads because the controversy was creating a distraction.

Hallmark Cards CEO said in a statement: “The Crown Media team has been agonizing over this decision as we’ve seen the hurt it has unintentionally caused. Said simply, they believe this was the wrong decision.” He added, “We are truly sorry for the hurt and disappointment this has caused.” Hallmark faced bitter backlash on social media after pulling the ad—the hashtag #BoycottHallmark was trending at one point on Twitter, with Ellen DeGeneres asking, ”Isn’t it almost 2020?”

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Check out more about Hallmark pulling an ad featuring a lesbian kiss: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7795093/Hallmark-draws-criticism-pulling-sex-wedding-ads.html

10 Hilarious Tweets About Sex After Kids

If you’re a parent, you know the often hilarious truth about sex after kids. As one tweet accurately puts it, “Your sex life as a parent basically becomes ‘Fifty Shades of Pray Those Kids Stay Asleep.’” Here are the funniest tweets from parents about post-kids sex.

  1. “If your sexytime music is cartoons playing loudly outside your locked door, you might be a parent.”
    Mood music!
  2. “Husband and I wrestled behind closed doors this morning. My daughter busted in and pounced on his back.
    No one won the wrestling match. No one.”
    Time for a rematch?
  3. “Me: Do that thing I like
    Husband: [takes the kids and leaves]”
    Sexy!
  4. “[Married pillow-talk]
    Husband: What’s your deepest fantasy?
    Me: That when our kids eat dinner they don’t leave any crumbs under the table.”
    Dirty talk indeed!
  5. “Being married with children is like being a teenager again. You can only have sex if you sneak around and don’t get caught.”
    That can be hot!
  6. “Be sure to keep the spark alive by texting him sexy little nothings like,
    ‘We need to check the kids for lice’ and ‘please buy tampons.'”
    A truly generous lover!
  7. “Having sex when you’re a parent is like trying to shoot from half court with 3 seconds left on the clock.”
    Score!
  8. “Before kids: shower sex
    After kids: shower decontamination.”
    Dangerous when wet!
  9. “Him: What are you wearing?
    Me: Medical-grade hospital socks with anti-slip technology.”
    There is probably a fetish for that…
  10. “The best thing about sex after kids is probably no matter where in your house or car you do it, you end up with legos, Barbie shoes, or Shopkins lodged in your body.”
    Professional hazards.

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Check out more funny tweets about sex after kids: https://www.buzzfeed.com/asiawmclain/funny-sex-after-kids-tweets

Indonesia Is Trying To Outlaw Sex Outside Of Marriage

Image Source: Flickr.com | robertobosiThe President of Indonesia is trying to criminalize sex and living together outside marriage in an attempt to move the country toward stricter conservative laws. The country’s parliament agreed to the President’s bill, which they hope to become a law, very soon. “The state must protect citizens from behavior that is contrary to the supreme precepts of God,” a religious politician said.

As part of the code, a person who has sex with someone who is not their spouse could spend a year behind bars, if a close family member lodges a complaint. Same-sex couples will be heavily impacted by the law, as Indonesia does not recognize gay marriage. Additionally, unmarried couples who “live together as a husband and wife” could spend six months in jail or be fined 10 million rupiah — or $710 — equivalent to three months’ salary for many Indonesians.

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Check out more about Indonesia trying to outlaw sex before marriage: https://nypost.com/2019/09/19/indonesia-is-trying-to-outlaw-sex-outside-of-marriage/

Highly Religious Couples Have Better Sex Lives

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Religious couples are more likely to be happy with their sex lives, according to a new survey. 38 percent of married women and 33 percent of married men in ‘highly religious’ relationships say they strongly agree that they are satisfied with the sexual relationship they have with their partner, according to a new survey. That’s significantly higher than the 23 percent of women and 20 percent of men in secular marriages who feel the same way, and it also surpasses the 28 percent of men and 22 percent of women who are in less religious or mixed-religion marriages.

Similarly, when the study examined couples in 11 different countries, researchers found 68 percent of women and 64 percent of men in religious marriages report being very satisfied in the quality of their relationship. Just 52 percent of women and 45 percent of men in secular relationships can say the same. “Men and women who share an active religious faith, for instance, enjoy higher levels of relationship quality and sexual satisfaction compared to their peers in secular or less/mixed religious relationships,” the authors concluded.

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Check out more about a survey showing religious couples have satisfying sex lives: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7060099/Highly-religious-couples-better-sex-lives-secular-counterparts-survey-reveals.html

Most People Think Visiting A Robot Brothel Is Ok, Under This Condition

Robot brothels could be embraced by society in the near future, according to a recent survey. The University of Helsinki asked people whether sex with machines is morally acceptable, and the vast majority said yes. But there’s a catch—they’re only ok with humans fucking sexbots if the person is single.

Overall, people condemned the married character who paid for sex most harshly and single people less. Tufts University has also researched the topic and agrees that relationships seem to drive how people judge sex with robots. “The more you start thinking about it as something that could compete against or interfere with your relationships, that seems to be what people morally object to,” a researcher said.

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Check out more about a survey showing people are ok with robot brothels if the customer is single: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6458661/Most-people-think-sex-machine-morally-acceptable-single.html

Couples With A Good Sex Life Are More Likely To Cheat, Study Finds

oldsexThere’s a surprising reason your partner might cheat: you’re fucking them too good. A new study that followed 233 newly married couples for up to three and a half years found that having a good sex life may make your partner more likely to stray. “Researchers suggest that people who really enjoy sex are more likely to be unfaithful because they seek out sex with more partners,” reports Daily Mail.

The study also found that men with a hot wife were less likely to cheat than women with a more-attractive husband. Interestingly, attractive women were slightly more likely to remain faithful than less attractive women, while more attractive men were more likely to cheat. Not surprisingly, participants who had a “lingering eye” on an attractive person were 50 percent more likely to “play away” from home. The authors write: “With the advent of social media, and thus the increased availability of and access to alternative partners, understanding how people avoid the temptation posed by alternative partners may be more relevant than ever to understanding relationships.”

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Check out more about the study that finds couples with a good sex life are more likely to cheat: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5383289/Couples-good-sex-life-likely-cheat.html#ixzz57oGCe3N3

Record Numbers of Couples Living In Sexless Marriages In Japan

PikachuSexA recent report found that nearly half of Japanese married couples have not had sex for more than a month, which is defined as a “sexless” marriage. The Guardian reports, “A record high 47.2% of married men and women said they were in sexless marriages, up 2.6 percentage points from the previous poll in 2014, and significantly higher than the 31.9% recorded when it conducted its first survey of the nation’s bedroom habits in 2004.”

So what could be to blame for the country’s tragic loss of libido? Since the highest rate of sexlessness was found among people in their mid-to-late 40s, a time when the demands of work can be at its highest, it’s clear that Japan needs to do more for its hard-working, sex-starved citizens. The report said, “This is the first time over 30% of men answered that they were too tired from work to have sex”—this shocking percentage highlights the need for a major overhaul in employment practices. Japan should remember this very important proverb: all work and no play makes couples very dull.

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Check out more about Japan’s record-high sexless marriages: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/feb/14/record-numbers-of-couples-living-in-sexless-marriages-in-japan-says-report

Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel Aren’t Fucking Until Marriage

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9It seems post-virginal chastity is all the rage among attractive, famous millennials. Miranda Kerr—confirmed non-virgin—and her finance, Snapchat founder, Evan Spiegel, are the two latest celebrities waiting until marriage to have sex…for some reason. In a recent interview with the Times of London, Kerr told a reporter that she doesn’t use contraception with her current partner: “Not until after we get married,” she said.

“[Spiegel] is very traditional. We can’t…I mean we’re just…waiting,” she said. Kerr and Spiegel are joining other high-profile straight couples like Ciara and Russell Wilson in going public with their sexless relationship, either for “traditional” reasons or because, as recent studies have shown, millennials just aren’t that interested in sex. It’s unclear whether Spiegel is a virgin, but if he and Kerr are any indication, it seems more young “born-again” virgins are sure to pop up in the gossip pages.

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Check out more about Miranda Kerr and Evan Spiegel waiting until marriage to get it on: https://jezebel.com/miranda-kerr-and-evan-spiegel-arent-fucking-until-marri-1792181941

Miss Universe Dumps Tim Tebow Because He Won’t Fuck

CulpoTebowOlivia Culpo, former winner of Miss USA and Miss Universe pageants, reportedly dumped Tim Tebow because he refused to fuck her. Tebow is committed to a chastity pledge that requires him to abstain from any sort of hanky-panky until marriage. Sources say that Tebow was completely smitten with Culpo, and would send her “love letters and cute notes professing his love for her.” But unfortunately, a cute note does not an orgasm make, and eventually, Culpo got tired of all the cold showers and long runs.

Once Culpo realized Tebow was not going to budge from his strict no fucking pledge, she had to bail because, as an anonymous source explained in The New York Daily Mail, “she just couldn’t handle it.” Culpo probably thought she could change Tebow’s mind because she was successful in taking the V-card of another well-known purity pledger: Nick Jonas. Her ex wore a purity ring when they first started dating, but after a year, the ring was off and his virginity was a thing of the past. He was even upfront about boning Culpo: when Wendy Williams asked him about it, he responded, “As I said, I’m an adult in all ways.”

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Fetishist Marries His Body Pillow

Did you ever have a special pillow or blankie you cuddled with and loved as a child? Did you love it so much that you thought you would marry it? Well, one South Korean man loved his body pillow so much that he did decide to marry it! The man, Lee Jin-gyu, has what’s called a body pillow fetish, or dakimakura, where fetishists get off to soft, plush, lovable pillows they actually regard as their girlfriends. Or in Jin-gyu’s case, his wife!6480297645_f71f3bd4f5_z
In east Asia, some people actually have fetishes for their body pillows, usually with anime characters printed on them. That’s why a South Korean TV show aired the fetishist’s nuptials to his “magical girl,” Fate Testarossa, live. There was even footage making the rounds on Youtube (it’s since been deleted) of him riding on roller coasters with his fetish pillow, going out to dinner with his “lady friend” and ordering two plates of pasta, and finally, stuffing his bride-to-be in a wedding gown and marrying her!
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