Woman Has Crazy Orgasms While Sleeping

Sleep comes easily to a woman who claims to have better orgasms while sleeping than awake. She says she experiences “pulsating” orgasms while dreaming about women and finds that men can’t compete when trying to make her climax in real life. “They’re just so much stronger during my sleep. I have really crazy nights thanks to nocturnal orgasms—they contract and pulsate, I really enjoy them.”

She wants to make other women aware that they too can have sweet, wet dreams: “These always happen to me when I’m having hot dreams.” She added, “I believe you can tune into them, even if you’re asleep, and be fully aware that they’re happening.” She further claimed that the intensity of the orgasms “always” wake her up—and while she has only had sexual relationships with men in real life, the nocturnal orgasms only occur when she’s dreaming about women.

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Men Often Exaggerate Dick Size

Scientists in Denmark have discovered that the average male sex-aggerates the length of their cock. The researchers set out to investigate whether the average man “would overestimate certain bodily markers linked to masculinity” and to what extent, authors wrote in a new study published recently in the journal “Frontiers in Psychology.” They found that men add about a fifth of their actual length— and also attach several centimeters to their height.

Scientists say that participants on average claimed they swung 7.10 inches—21.1% larger than the mean Danish penis length of 5.85 inches. Furthermore, these results excluded participants who outright lied, including several who insisted that their dicks exceeded 13 inches while erect—as big as the world record held by New York actor Jonah Falcon. Quit tallying your tallywackers!

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Man Caught On Camera Having Sex In Public Is Outed By His Girlfriend

A man who was caught on camera having sex with a woman in public in footage that went globally viral was identified by his own girlfriend in court. A video of the pair was posted on social media, including Instagram and Facebook, sparking a police investigation. The video showed the woman performing a sex act on the man in a crowded square in the UK.

The woman in the video has also been identified—she even shared some of the footage, recorded by strangers, on her own social media pages. She later said she thought she was “making light” of the X-rated incident. The naughty pair both pled guilty to outraging public decency.

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Naked Guy and His Dog Photobombs Senior Portrait

Oregon high school student Jillian Henry got a lot more than she bargained for when she set out to take her senior portrait at her hometown’s beautiful river. She got in the water, looking great in her little black dress, when the session got suddenly interrupted by a dog appearing from the brush. Then she noticed the man walking the dog—because he was completely butt-ass naked!

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Yes, the man walked down to the river, in complete sight of everyone there, in nothing but his birthday suit. The high school senior of course did what anyone her age would do: post the picture of the nude photobomber to social media, with the caption “love my senior pics.” And now that the photo’s gone viral, this senior really will have the best last year of high school ever!

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Check out more about the naked guy and his dog photobombing a senior portrait here: https://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/302120/jillian-henry-nude-man-photobomb-senior-portrait/

11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexhoursDoes the above headline sound familiar? Does it remind you of every Cosmopolitan cover you’ve ever seen in the checkout line of the grocery store? More importantly, does it make you roll your eyes every time you see it? If so, you’re going to love Buzzfeed’s parody video “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” (check it out below). Here’s what you need to know to make him wag his tongue for more (hint: burritos are key).

  1. Lightly scratch his back.
    Mm, that sounds nice. Off to a great start here!
  2. Gently bite his ear
    Ok, things are starting to heat up!
  3. Leave a lipstick heart on his mirror
    Sexy. Flirty.
  4. Hide under the bed when he goes to the bathroom, then grab his feet when he comes back to bed.
    Um, sort of like a feisty cat?
  5. Right when he’s about to orgasm, whisper “burrito” in his ear.
    Maybe he really loves Mexican food? Like, a lot?
  6. Wear red lipstick and leave a trail of kisses to his toaster.
    Ok….now you’ve lost us.
  7. Wrap just your bottom in sheets and pretend to be a mermaid.
    Then have him unfasten your sea-shell bra?
  8. Or even better, wrap yourself in the blanket and pretend to be a burrito.
    Getting hungry, daddy?
  9. Put peanut butter in your bra for a sticky surprise when he goes to touch your breasts.
    Like a Reeses cup—soft on the outside, warm and salty on the inside!
  10. Hide a toy car in your vagina for him to find.
    That’s one way to rev his engine!
  11. Have his family hide in the closet with takeout and jump out and yell “surprise” after you’re finished making love.
    Worst. Surprise. Party. Ever.

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Check out Buzzfeed’s “11 Ways to Nail Sex With Any Man” here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/michellekhare/11-ways-to-nail-sex-with-any-man#.ntopJwrbOk

Man Says ‘Henry the Hoover’ Tattoo Ruined His Sex Life

Image Source: Flickr.com | David Simmonds (@davidwithacamera)A 21-year-old British man wants to part ways with his long-time buddy, Henry the Hoover. Henry, a popular children’s cartoon character in the UK, has been with the Brit since he was a teen, but now the man’s finding that he’s outgrown his childhood friend. Oh, in case you’re wondering, Henry the Hoover is tattooed right above the man’s dick (or should we say ‘hose’?)!

“When I first got it done I couldn’t stop getting it out, I got loads of attention and I was a bit of a local hero, I loved it,” the man said. But now, he’s only showing off his ink on the British TV show Bodyshockers—especially since the friendly tattoo has been sucking up all the ladies in his life who used to want to fuck him. “I was with a girl recently and I liked her, things were going well until we got naked,” he confessed. “When she saw it she said ‘what’s that? I am off!’ I was gutted, I never thought I would regret my tattoo when I got it done.” Even his mother weighed in on how the silly tattoo is killing his sex life: “You can’t take him seriously as it is ridiculous.” He’s currently trying to have his old pal Henry removed: “I know laser removal is painful but never getting laid again would be more painful,” he said. You’re probably right about that, bloke!

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Check out more about how a man’s tattoo has ruined his sex life here: https://www.newnownext.com/british-man-says-henry-the-hoover-tattoo-has-ruined-his-sex-life/01/2016/

Man Gets Eight-Inch Bionic Dick

A man who lost the use of his genitals as a child got compensated in full recently with a fully functioning eight-inch bionic dick! This bionic dick is the first of its kind, even though a different man had the first successful penis transplant last year. The bionic dick was created by skin grafts from his arm, which will now allow him to get hard, cum, and actually reproduce.

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After an 11-hour surgery, the man finally can achieve erections by using a button attached to his scrotum. “When you want a bit of action you press the ‘on’ button,” the man said. “When you are finished you press another button. It takes seconds. Doctors have told me to keep practicing.” The device works through an implant that uses fluids from his belly to inflate two tubes which allow him to use his dick whenever he likes. Science is amazing!

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IFL Science has more about the man with an eight-inch bionic dick.

Greedy Money Bitch

By Intoxicating Isabelle

What’s Up Money Pig?

Are you just a lonesome sad little piggie?  Are you lusting after your Greedy Money Bitch lover’s body?  You know that everything comes with a price with a Financial Domination Phone sex bitch like me, don’t you?
No… You expect to pay for something that is as priceless as a Greedy Money Bitch with a sexy, smoking hot body.  You would do anything just to be in my presence…
You know that you could never deserve a woman such as me.
You have probably lusted after women like me from afar for as long as you can remember.

You can even probably remember the plethora of times you have tried to buy the affections of a gorgeous woman only to be laughed at or petted like a pathetic dog.

You have learned to accept your place: a stupid money pig phone sex slave that was meant to serve only the strictest and meanest of women.

You Are A Human ATM Slave
This is why you stand now broken, worthless and useless before your Greedy Money Bitch Mistress, ready to beg and plead to serve me.  You know that I do not NEED or even WANT your money, but your financial domination is the price you must pay to be offered a spot as my obedient money pig.
I find it mildly amusing to use you like some sort of human ATM slave.  You are nothing more than another credit card for me to pamper and spoil myself like the financial domination phone sex Queen that I am.
You will only find pleasure in being used for the money in your wallet.  You will take on extra jobs and tasks just so that you can keep your Greedy Money Bitch happy.  You will work endlessly for only minutes of my time and in those minutes you will be complete and happy.
Come now my obedient money slave phone sex boy and get ready to be used by your Greedy Money Bitch.  I have a Wish List  that needs some attention too!
Ciao,
Isabelle

NEWS: Is “The More The Merrier”?

To the outside world 67-year-old Grahame and his 58 -year-old wife, Sandra seem to live a normal life. They enjoy gardening together, vacationing, and spending time with their 7 grandchildren. Idyllic way to spend your golden years with your loved one, right? Well… this quintessential older couple has a very new-age marriage arrangement. Grahame can get stray tail whenever he desires, and Sandra is okay with this!

The 67-year-old Casanova uses dating sites for fleeting flings and affairs with the approval of his wife, Sandra. Grahame is a frequent user of maritalaffair.co.uk, an online dating website which promotes itself as ‘a dating arena for those looking for extramarital relations.’ Yes folks these websites do exist! Keep in mind that this couple has been married for 25 years, I’m not sure if they are geniuses or if they’re cuckoo for cocoa puffs. One thing is for sure; Grahame is cuckoo for strange ass.

Grahame says: “My wife is into other things. She is grandkids-mad and likes shopping. To be blunt. she isn’t that interested in sex anymore. Lots of women go off sex as they get older. “They go through the menopause and their bodies change and it’s not their fault. Men and women are very different. Men’s brains don’t change. We still think about sex every minute of the day even when we get older.”

We both respect we are into different things so she turns a blind eye to me putting adverts online for casual flings. I used to use lonely hearts ads in newspapers then two years ago I heard about a website where married people openly look for an affair. It’s full of people like me.”

We are great friends and great friends give and take. I give my wife anything she wants whenever she wants. I take her on holiday to anywhere she likes. Sometimes she goes away with the grandkids. I keep asking her if she wants a new car but she’s happy with her old banger.”

I think the world of my wife and I want to stay with her. I’m a very lucky man because I know most women wouldn’t like what I do. But then most men are liars. I never lie to anyone.”

I’m sure to most men, Grahame is living the dream. He has the companionship and love of his wife, and then the rush of a new slay. I’m not sure if Grahame and Sandra are trailblazing or trendsetting for the future, but you do hear these stories more often these days. I would imagine that under the surface things aren’t copacetic between couples that have these modern arrangements; more like it’s one partner just going with the flow because they don’t want to rock the boat this late in the game. I think that Sandra should get out and have her own meat n greet… I mean meet n greet, it’s only fair.

Grahame goes on to explain: “I don’t see them all the time obviously. I’m not a stud I’m 67! Some I only see a couple of times a year. I arrange more than that because often they don’t materialize. Sometimes women chicken out at the last minute – I think they just like the fantasy.”

Things start off with a few emails back and forth. Then we exchange pictures. I always drive to meet them, choosing a pub half way between us. I’ll travel anywhere really. There’s one woman in Leeds who I see every few months. I stay overnight at her house. She is a single mother of 55 and calls me whenever she fancies company.”

The first date is usually just a drink to take the pressure off. Women can be hesitant at first until they get to know and trust someone. If we want to take anything further we’ll arrange a second date. Sometimes we will book a hotel or if she is single I will stay with her.”

WOW this is a lot to digest. I think in today’s world its getting to the point that there is so much temptation, so much access to a fling or affair through dating sites and social media that this might be the mechanics of a relationship in the near future. Can you imagine, looking at your significant other and asking them how their night was, and getting the response, “I came twice, it was a lovely shag, and you?”

 

Link for the Article: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2305701/My-wife-lets-affairs-One-happily-married-man-defends-use-extra-marital-affairs-dating-website.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Intelligent Phone Sex Encounters

By Intoxicating Isabelle

The Intelligent Phone Sex Connection

I have conversed in the past about why intelligent men call phone sex, and of course there are a plethora of reasons.  There is something about the challenge of connecting with a powerful, confident and intelligent woman during  phone sex that is almost inexplicable.  This feeling is at the very core of the male ego, the need and desire to mate with a woman of equal or more intelligence than himself.  Of course anyone can screw the town whore or the bimbo college hottie.  It is a rare feat of courage to attempt to woo and capture the attention of a woman of great intelligence.

The battle of wits between two sexually charged people is but a fantasy for most men, but when they engage me as their intelligent Femdom Goddess they can finally release their feelings of desire with a woman of extensive verbiage.  You and I will seduce one another with our use of extensive vocabulary and descriptive verbiage to weave a detailed and erotic web of sexual lust and tension that has both of us breathlessly whispering.

Intellectual Stimulation With A Twist Of Erotic Mind Manipulation

As our heartbeats speed up, almost in sync, we will find ourselves in the midst of a sensual and sexual fantasy unlike anything we have experienced before.  Our words will guide us closer and closer toward the horizon of our sexual peaks. We will create the ultimate erotic fantasy using nothing more than our words, allowing us to venture to parts of our desires that we had not dared to explore before.

Intelligent phone sex is a rare experience that allows both partners to explore their fantasies in a new and exciting way. There is nothing quite like the connection that you will experience with your intelligent Femdom Goddess.  Are you ready to experience intellectual stimulation and erotic mind manipulation?

Until then,
Isabelle