Tag: Lyrics

Miley Cyrus Is Selling $20 Condoms And Other X-Rated Merch

7350054890_99bf861756_oMiley Cyrus has gone from squeaky-clean Disney Queen to Pop Star Provocateur. The risque performer is promoting her new album, “She Is Coming” with apt XXX merch. Among sweatshirts and t-shirts featuring a half-naked Cyrus eating a banana and posing with her pants unbuttoned is a single condom printed with the album name and a phone number — 1-833-SHE-IS-MC — on sale for $20.

Other sex-positive offerings include sweatshirts with “phone sex is safe sex” ($50) and the lyrics “I love my pussy that means I have cattitude” ($50) on them. Her debut single, “Cattitude,” features RuPaul singing lyrics like “This cat is in heat / Let me ride that beat / My pussy on fire / Pussy five-alarm fire.” Now that’s a good way to tease a new album!

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Check out more about Miley Cyrus’ XXX merch: https://pagesix.com/2019/06/03/miley-cyrus-is-selling-very-on-brand-20-condoms/?_ga=2.116000079.874333956.1559602024-654912625.1556249361

9 Songs You Should Never Listen To While Having Sex

frustrated coupleSome songs are great to listen to while getting your freak on. And some are definitely not. According to BuzzFeed, these are best examples of what never to turn on when you’re trying to get turned on.

  1. “Angel” by Sarah McLachlan
    Potentially erotic lyric: “It’s hard at the end of the day / I need some distraction / oh, beautiful release.”
    We’re all looking for that beautiful release at the end of the day, Sarah.
  2. “The Reading Rainbow Theme Song”
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Friends to know, and ways to grow…”
    Friends always know the way to grow.
  3. “Cotton Eye Joe” by Rednex
    Potentially erotic lyric: “his eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun / But all he had come for was having some fun.”
    Sounds like fun to me!
  4. “Jesus Take The Wheel” by Carrie Underwood
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Oh, take it from me / Oh, wow, oh.”
    Oh, wow, indeed!
  5. “You’ve Got A Friend In Me” by Randy Newman
    Potentially erotic lyric: “Just remember what your old pal said / Boy, you’ve got a friend in me.”
    The casual sex anthem, ladies and gentlemen!
  6. “She’ll Be Coming ‘Round The Mountain” (Traditional)
    Potentially erotic lyric:
    The whole song is basically a celebration of the female orgasm. Sex positivity!
  7. The Canadian National Anthem
    Potentially erotic lyric: “With glowing hearts / With thee rise.”
    We’re rising, too, Canada!
  8. “Seventy Six Trombones” from “The Music Man”
    Potentially erotic lyric: “They were followed by rows and rows of finest virtuosos / The cream of ev’ry famous band.”
    Mmm… cream…
  9. “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” by Chip-man & The Buckwheat Boys
    Potentially erotic lyric: “now freestyle, freestyle – freestyle / Freestyle, freestyle – your style.”
    Yeah! We love some freestyling in the bedroom!

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Check out Buzzfeed’s full list here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/crazy-frog-making-love?utm_term=.ydOVbQBjj#.xed7zx355

Comedian Nails Song About All the Horny Parents Who Just Want To Fuck 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexybucketlistAs so many parents will lament, kids can be a real downer when it comes to getting laid. So one comedian turned her sexual frustration into a hilarious song called “Parental Lovin‘” (watch below). Because sometimes, all parents want to do is “close the baby gate and have a date.”

She sings, “Let’s give the kids some goldfish and turn the TV on. They’ll never even know we’re gone.” When horny parents get “five minutes,” they know to just “go down south, no time for kissing on the mouth.” This is what some quick parental lovin’ looks like: “Scooby Dooby Do me. Pork my Peppa Pig. Yo Gabba Gabba grab my boobies. Pocoyo you poke-a-me. Stuff my Doc McStuffins. Paw Patrol my Jungle Junction.” Wow, those feisty parents—and the names of those children’s shows—are filthy!

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Check out the song “Parental Lovin’” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-song-goes-out-to-all-the-parents-who-just-want-to-have-sex_us_5800eef9e4b0e8c198a78b18