Tag: lunch

Brothel Offers Free Lunch With Purchase Of ‘A Quickie’

A brothel in Queensland is offering customers an XXX “Pie and Coke Deal.” The ad reads: “Enjoy a feed and a 15-minute quickie all for $150 [$100 USD].” Redditors were impressed by the creative business idea: “Why can’t Coles, Woolworths and Aldi think of original promotions like this?” 

Another commenter was impressed by the entrepreneurial skills of the business: “Up selling. Very entrepreneurial. Is this going to be a brothel marketing war?,” they asked. One local reminisced about their time working across the street from the advertising brothel: “I worked across the road from this place years ago and everyday they made the same joke about an old fitter who would disappear at lunch. He went over the road to get a Pie, coke and a poke.”

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Check out more about a brothel offering free lunch with a pie, a coke, and a poke: https://nypost.com/2022/09/17/brothel-offers-free-lunch-special-with-purchase-of-a-quickie/

Workers Are Masturbating On The Clock, Survey Finds

Horny employees working from home during the coronavirus pandemic are feeding more than just their hunger during their daily lunch breaks — they’re satisfying their sexual desires, too. According to a new survey, more than 75% of workers are watching X-rated content between the hours of 10 a.m. and 6 p.m. By far the most popular time of day is between 3 p.m. and 4 p.m., with about 90% watching then.

“Remote workers [are beginning to explore] new mid-afternoon pick-me-ups [since] another cup of coffee isn’t cutting it anymore,” says the person behind the survey. They add, “Data shows that with more people working remotely, there has been a dramatic increase in people tuning into porn during the workday.” The survey points toward a “masturbation revolution,” which comes at a time when work-related stress is at an all-time high. “Having those few minutes to yourself releases the perfect amount of endorphins to help you get through that mid-afternoon hump,” they explained.

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Check out more about masturbating while working from home: https://nypost.com/2020/06/22/masturbating-on-the-clock-youre-definitely-not-alone-survey/