NYC Residents Sue Over Squatters Having ‘Very Loud Sex’

A warning to those who are loud in the sack: you might get sued. A pair of alleged squatters have soured life for neighbors in a Chelsea building with “very loud” sex, a lawsuit alleges. Neighbors claim the squatters have brought “overall nuisance” to the NYC apartment, where they’ve failed to pay any rent for more than a year, legal papers claim.

Residents have complained about “walls shaking” and “very loud sounds of sexual intercourse” coming from the unit, according to Manhattan Housing Court papers. One of the squatters called the accusations “exaggerated,” though he admits “there were times I had a guest. It could have been any Grindr hookup.” This could only happen in New York City…

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Check out more about a lawsuit against squatters having very loud sex in an NYC building: https://nypost.com/2022/01/01/nyc-squatters-driving-neighbors-nuts-with-very-loud-sex-suit/

Man Jailed For Making Too Much Noise During Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_havingsexIn Italy, you might want to keep an eye (an ear?) on how loudly you’re getting it on if you want to stay out of jail. One Casanova was actually sent to the slammer for his girlfriend’s enthusiastic screams during a fuck-fest! The man claims he’s being persecuted simply for being great at sex. Come on, Italy, since when is being a demon in the sack a crime?

According to the NY Daily News, this Don Juan of Italy was found guilty of “stalking” (I guess they don’t have a charge for fucking your girlfriend so good that she screams and upsets all the neighbors?) and was sentenced to six months in jail. Apparently several neighbors complained of the man’s loud sex sessions, and called the cops to quiet down his howling-like-a-banshee girlfriend. The Italian sex machine is claiming that he’s just a really good lover, and is appealing the sentence.

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