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BBC Guest Goes Viral Due To Sex Toy On Bookshelf

A BBC guest went viral after an X-rated object was spotted on her bookshelf. The woman was being interviewed along with other residents to talk about their experience of finding work during the pandemic—but all viewers could pay attention to was the huge dildo on the bookshelf behind her. The clip featuring the woman and her sex toy has gone viral after it was posted to Twitter with many users finding the misplaced object hilarious.

The dildo can be seen placed on the top shelf of a bookcase alongside board games and books. One social media user quipped: “This is the news at ten….dong,” while another joked: “What category of book does that fall under then?” Twitter users were quick to praise the woman—with one suggesting she should be made a dame

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Check out more about a BBC guest who went viral after viewers spotted a giant dildo on her bookshelf: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9198327/BBC-Wales-guests-mother-says-no-idea-X-rated-object-daughters-bookshelf.html

John Legend Crashed Video Call Dates To Sing About Twerking

Dating during a pandemic is tough, so John Legend tried to set the mood for new couples. While guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel Live, the singer crashed several socially distanced video dates to offer impromptu serenades. Some couples were treated to a performance of Legend’s romantic song “Conversations in the Dark,” while others got an improvised tune that was, well, a little racier.

Legend based his songs on the couple’s conversation, resulting in lyrics such as “Welcome to Atlanta / You can twerk your life away.” One person said, “If it goes further we’re gonna have to have you sing at our ceremony.” “I’m available for weddings,” responded Legend. “But I will say, I’m very expensive.”

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Check out more about John Legend crashing video call dates to sing about twerking: https://mashable.com/video/john-legend-jimmy-kimmel-dating-coronavirus/

Trump Retweeted Clips Of A Doctor Who Believes In Sex Demons

President Trump and his son both shared a viral video of Dr. Stella Immanuel, who claims some medical conditions are caused by having sex with demons and witches. Immanuel, a pediatrician and a religious minister, has a history of making bizarre claims about medical topics and other issues. She has often claimed that gynecological problems like cysts and endometriosis are actually caused by people having sex in their dreams with demons and witches.

Immanuel claims that medical issues like endometriosis, cysts, infertility, and impotence are caused by sex with “spirit husbands” and “spirit wives”—a phenomenon Immanuel describes essentially as witches and demons having sex with people in a dreamworld. “They turn into a woman and then they sleep with the man and collect his sperm,” Immanuel said in her sermon. “Then they turn into the man and they sleep with a man and deposit the sperm and reproduce more of themselves.” According to Immanuel, people can tell if they have taken a demonic spirit husband or spirit wife if they have a sex dream about someone they know or a celebrity, wake up aroused, stop getting along with their real-world spouse, lose money, or generally experience any hardship.

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Check out more about Trump retweeting a doctor who believes in sex demons: https://www.thedailybeast.com/stella-immanuel-trumps-new-covid-doctor-believes-in-alien-dna-demon-sperm-and-hydroxychloroquine

Utah Officially Allows Citizens To Have Sex Outside Marriage

white-1822497_640While you might think this is a headline from the year 1900, it is actually much more recent. Utah has just signed a law allowing unmarried people to have sex without breaking the law. Until recently, that was a class B misdemeanor under a 1973 law that carried a possible penalty of up to six months in jail or a maximum fine of $1,000.

Though it was neither enforced or prosecuted, it wasn’t until recently that Utah signed a similar bill that repealed the misdemeanor offenses of adultery and sodomy among consenting adults. Known as “offenses against the family,” the crimes were unenforceable because of court rulings on what consenting adults can do in private. As one Utah citizen said, “Basically just like, ‘Oh thank God, I can do this thing I’ve always been doing.’”

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Check out more about Utah officially allowing citizens to have sex outside marriage: https://nypost.com/2019/04/02/utah-officially-allows-citizens-to-have-sex-outside-marriage/

8 Amazing Pornhub Comments

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Yes, there are comments on Pornhub. And as you might imagine, they are hilarious. Really, you just need to see these for yourself (check out more below).

  1. “I’m starting to think this isn’t YouTube.”
    Very perceptive!
  2. “I don’t understand. I see a PS4 with God of War in the background, how is it possible that they have time for fucking?”
    One of life’s great mysteries…
  3. “Really!!! The censored version of the song! ON PORN! Wtf lol.”
    Ironic.
  4. “Hello. I made account on here just to say that he’s made the worst eggs I’ve ever seen. Couldn’t concentrate after I saw that abomination.”
    Lost their appetite…then their boner.
  5. “They didn’t even turn off the shower. What a waste of water. Can’t fap to this.”
    Maybe this user should check out “mother nature porn”?
  6. “You can hear a car horn honk at 3:37 so I don’t think this girl is a real flight attendant….”
    Uh, Captain, we have a problem here.
  7. “Yeah sex is cool, but have you ever tried washing your dishes as soon as you’re done using them so they don’t pile up?”
    Umm….?
  8. “Ppl are nicer on porn comment threads than on Facebook Imao.”
    It’s because everyone is very relaxed.

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Check out more Pornhub comments: https://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewziegler/pornhub-comments