Tag: LOL

Marjorie Taylor Greene Delivers Rousing Speech About Butt Plugs

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) has found a new focus for her condemnation of American society: butt plugs. Greene took the stage at the New York Young Republicans Club gala to announce to a room full of people in fancy dresses that butt plugs are now on sale at Target and CVS. “By the way, you can pick up a butt plug or a dildo at Target and CVS nowadays. I don’t even know how we got here. …This is the state that we’re living in right now,” she said.

She was echoing a segment on Tucker Carlson’s show about the supposed crisis of being able to buy sex toys with relative ease. Fox News talked about finding “Tush Cush,” “Buzzy Butt,” and other adult products in a CVS—to which Carlson responded, “But it’s immoral to buy Marlboros. Blows my mind.” One thing’s for sure, MTG’s inadvertent plug for butt plugs and dildos at Target led everyone in attendance at that gala to have a really fun night.

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Check out more about Marjorie Taylor Greene’s speech on butt plugs: https://jezebel.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-delivers-rousing-speech-about-bu-1849880180

Vikings Tricked Into Celebrating Porn Star Johnny Sins On Jumbotron

The Vikings got punked—X-rated style. In a moment meant to honor the troops, the Vikings put a picture on the jumbotron that paid homage to porn star Johnny Sins. “Share photos and stories of your loved ones who have served or are currently serving using #SkolSalute for a chance to have them featured on the video board Sunday,” the Vikings tweeted.

A Twitter user then hatched a successful ruse, submitting a photo of Sins dressed in military apparel, with the caption: “Thank you for your service!” “This is my cousin Joel who served in the Army. He has always been an inspiration and someone I look up to for his heroism. He is also a HUGE Vikes fan #skolsalute”. The person in charge of filtering these messages for the Vikings claimed they didn’t know who Johnny Sins is…

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Check out more about the Vikings celebrating porn star Johnny Sins on the jumbotron: https://nypost.com/2022/11/21/vikings-tricked-into-celebrating-porn-star-johnny-sins/

Armed Police Raid Porn Set

Armed police rushed to a manor house after someone reported seeing men with guns. But when they arrived it turned out to be the set of a porn movie. The adult entertainers were dressed as security guards and the firearms were fake.

British porn star Danny D was one of the naked cast members there at the time, tweeting: “When Armed Police show up to try and cancel your @Brazzers scene [laughing face emoji].” He added, “Everything we were doing was legal—so we just needed to get dressed. I went out and told the officers, ‘They’re fake guns and we’ve hired the whole location exclusively.’” As one Twitter user said: “LOL they just want a cameo…”

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Check out more about police raiding a porn set after guns were reported: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11368037/Armed-police-rush-manor-house-ramblers-reported-men-guns-porn-set.html

Astronomer Locked Out Of Twitter After Video Of Meteor Was Mistaken For Porn

Image Credit: NASA

An astronomer claims she has been locked out of her Twitter account since August after her video of a meteor shower was mistaken for explicit content by the social media giant’s moderation bots. The woman made a six-second animated video clip of the Perseid meteor shower but was locked out after it was flagged to have broken rules for containing “intimate content without the consent of the participant.” She said she will only be allowed back on to the platform if she deletes the tweet and ticks a box to acknowledge that she broke rules, which she disputes.

“I don’t really want it on my record that I have been sharing pornographic material when I haven’t,” she said. “I must have gone through the appeals process as many times as I can,” she continued. She isn’t the first user frustrated with Twitter after getting the X-rated flag for SFW material: “We found an online contact form on the help page, I must have contacted them eight times now, and I just get nothing.”

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Check out more about an astronomer getting locked out of her Twitter account after a video of a meteor was mistaken for porn: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11438381/Astronomer-claims-locked-Twitter-video-meteor-mistaken-PORN.html

Man Sends Hook-Up Texts In A Group Chat To Two Women, Gets Slammed Online

A New York man has been slammed on social media after texting two women for a booty call in the same chat. One of the women shared a screenshot of the shameless exchange in a Facebook dating group, captioning the messages: “Who said chivalry is dead?!” The man started the group chat by asking the two women the same ubiquitous hook-up question: “You up?”

“So you were bootycalling us both?” one of the women asked, noticing a third party in the text. “Omg!!!! Lmao!! What an idiot,” commented one person on the woman’s post. “Not the group chat?!!! Omg screaming,” wrote a third. Others hoped that the two women had been bonded by the experience, with one commenter writing, “Please tell me you are now bffs and have dumped the dude.”

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Check out more about a man sending a hook-up text to two women in a group chat: https://nypost.com/2022/07/15/drunk-new-york-man-sends-hook-up-texts-in-a-group-chat/

12 American Food Names That Sound Like Sex Positions

You’re not the only one with a dirty mind at the grocery store. A Reddit user recently asked kinksters of the internet to share some popular food names that sound exactly like sex positions. Here are some of the wildest responses:

  1. “Boston cream pie.”
    Well, yeah. 
  2. “Memphis dry rub.”
    Who’s up for a trip to Tennessee?
  3. “Sloppy Joe.”
    Getting dirty!
  4. “Banana split.”
    Sounds acrobatic. 
  5. “Mississippi mud pie.”
    Sloshing!
  6. “Kumquat.”
    Well, it does sound like…
  7. “Hot Pocket.”
    We’re down to try!
  8. “Cincinnati three-way.”
    That could definitely get confusing…
  9. “Nut butter.”
    Sounds more like lube.
  10. “In-N-Out.”
    We think this was named intentionally…
  11. “Pulled pork.”
    Our mouths are watering.
  12. “Stuffed cabbage.”
    Naughty and delicious!

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Check out more food names that sound like sex positions: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/foods-sound-like-sex

Attempted Robbery Thwarted By A Sex Toy

There’s more than one way to catch a thief—including an X-rated way. A Russian sex shop worker saved the day after chasing a thief out of the store with a long double-ended dildo. Footage from the sex store in Russia shows the saleswoman hitting the naughty robber with a dildo. 

The saleswoman was working late when the masked thief reportedly entered the store and brandished a small knife. The suspect allegedly demanded money from the shop’s till but the plucky saleswoman can be seen chasing him off with a huge dildo. Not surprisingly, the footage is going viral with 135,000 views, where the woman can be seen seizing the long sex toy and whacking the thief over the head with it before chasing him out of the store.

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Check out more about a woman chasing off a robber with a double-ended dildo: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9830589/Armed-robber-beaten-sex-toy-Russian-sex-shop.html

Daniel Kaluuya Embarrassing His Mom With Sex Joke Becomes Oscar Meme

Daniel Kaluuya got a little too candid in his Oscar’s acceptance speech. Kaluuya’s speech started normally, with him offering thanks to God, his family, and the team behind Judas and the Black Messiah—but ended with an impromptu reference to his parents fucking. “It’s incredible,” he said. “My mum, my dad, they had sex.”

Then the camera cut to his mother in the audience, staring in disbelief while his sister put her head in her hands. Kaluuya’s mother provided such a pitch-perfect reaction shot that she has since become a meme. He later laughed it off, saying “I’m gonna avoid my phone for a bit, mate. I think my mother’s not gonna be very happy… but she’s got a sense of humor, we give it to each other, so it’s cool.”

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Check out more about Daniel Kaluuya’s sex joke during the Oscars: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/daniel-kaluuya-oscars-sex-joke-mom-meme/

Women Share The Sex Moves They Wish Men Didn’t Copy From Porn

Not everything you see in porn should be reproduced in real life. Women everywhere can attest. Here are 9 things they wish men would stop copying from porn.

  1. “Thinking that we orgasm from two minutes of penetration alone.”
    Life ain’t like the movies, folks!
  2. “If there’s anything we should agree on, it’s the lack of moaning. I really don’t get how men can be so silent, but when they aren’t, it’s the BIGGEST turn on.”
    Yes!
  3. “I really don’t understand the appeal of dick slapping. Help me understand.”
    To each (dick) their own?
  4. “What kind of porn are they watching that makes them think fingering is so aggressive? Take it easy!”
    Less is more.
  5. “Going faster when you tell them something feels good/you’re gonna cum. Pro tip: Don’t change a goddamn thing. Keep up the same pace.”
    Preach!
  6. “Asking what’s the biggest dick I’ve ever had. Why do you care? This ain’t a dick-measuring contest.”
    So true.
  7. “Spitting on genitals. Just DON’T. Or at least don’t without asking.”
    This should be a PSA…
  8. “Pulling my hair like the friggin’ reins on an irritable horse kills the mood for me. When you yank my head back like you’re about to waterboard me, I won’t enjoy anything after and you’ll owe me a chiropractor for a month.”
    Watch the neck, guys!
  9. “Calling someone a ‘whore’ or a ‘bitch’ without checking if they’re into it.”
    Just rude. 

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Check out more about what women don’t want men to copy from porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/sex-moves-men-copy-porn

TikTok Audio Trend Attempts To Catch People Who Watch Porn

A hilarious TikTok video showing a guy who’s about to watch porn getting interrupted by his mother has gone viral. The video has more than 4 million views, and has inspired an audio trend that porn viewers know well. TikTokers have started using the sound you hear on Pornhub when you visit the site to gauge whether friends and family would recognize it.

The trend has taken off, with users potentially learning something about their parents, kids, and significant others. The person who started the trend was inspired by the viral video of a mom walking in on her son watching Pornhub, and asked a friend to make the mashup sound for his video. He said he “never” expected the audio to go viral.

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Check out more about a TikTok audio trend attempting to catch people who watch porn: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/tiktok-pornhub-intro-music-hey-lol/