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7 Best Sex Positions For Women, As Illustrated in Latte Art

Screenshot via Glamour Magazine Video
Screenshot via Glamour Magazine Video

You might think you’ve seen it all when it comes to latte art—but we’d be willing to bet you’ve definitely never seen women’s favorite sex positions stenciled in a latte before! The folks over at Glamour magazine asked barista Michael Breachto to use lattes to illustrate the seven best sex positions for women to achieve an orgasm. His creations are incredible—and the way the foam moves to uncannily replicate fucking is even cooler (check out the video below)!

  1. Doggy Style
    As Glamour says, “One of the best ways to stimulate your G-spot.” Woof woof!
  2. The Wheelbarrow 
    With this one, the woman lies on her back and puts her legs up onto her kneeling partner’s shoulders “for G-spot stimulation and facing your partner.” Let’s get rolling!
  3. The Lotus Position
    With your arms and legs wrapped tightly around your partner, “you’re on top and in control.”
  4. The Table Top
    Here, the woman gets fucked on a table or a desk. It’s great because “your partner is free to explore your body.”
  5. The Camel Pose
    Here, the woman is on top and arching her back so her partner can stimulate her clit. Naughty camel!
  6. The Spoon
    With this spooning position, you can “gently stimulate your G-spot.”
  7. Oral
    Glamour is right when they say, “Often a great way to achieve the Big O.” How true!

Looking for an experience that won’t disappoint? We’ve got all the hottest moves here!

Check out the video of the best sex positions for women in latte art in the video below or find your way over to HuffPost here.

 

20 Things Better Than Getting Laid 

You’ve probably heard it said, “There’s nothing better than sex.” So in response to this claim, Buzzfeed made a video of all the things that are supposedly better than sex (check out the video below). We’ll let you decide: would you rather get nachos, or get laid?

  1. Listening to your favorite song
    Music is good for the soul—but so is sex!
  2. Laughter
    Sharing a good belly laugh with friends is great for boosting serotonin…just like sex.
  3. Puppies
    Yep, also good for stress. You know, like having sex.
  4. Weekends
    Waking up on a Saturday and realizing you don’t have to work is great. But you know what’s better? You guessed it: morning sex!
  5. Nachos
    Almost as good as getting laid?
  6. Fresh laundry
    Always lovely. But you know what’s lovelier…? Sex!
  7. Killing an entire bottle of wine
    Fun, but sex won’t give you a hangover.
  8. Finding cash
    Never a bad thing. Much like having sex!
  9. Naps
    These are good. But we’d rather stay awake, if you know what we mean (wink wink).
  10. Free food
    What about free love?
  11. Massage 
    Which type?
  12. Donuts
    Craveable and delicious. Just like sex!

Noticing a pattern here? There really is nothing better than sex!

Check out the Buzzfeed video “20 Things That Are Better Than Getting Laid” below:

And read more on BuzzFeed by clicking here! 

Things Gay Pornstars Are Tired of Hearing

Screenshot from YouTube.com | mendotcom VideosAlthough the life of a gay pornstar has its advantages (lots of hot gay sex, anyone?), the realities aren’t always enviable. Especially considering all the judgment and stupid questions people ask on a regular basis. To give a glimpse into a day in the life of a gay pornstar, a new video highlights the most annoying things they hear every day. Here are the highlights (watch the video—and the sexy shirtless pornstars—below)

  1. “Oh, you’re so much smarter than I thought you would be!”
    This stereotype is just one of the annoying things adult film actors have to deal with.
  2. “When are you going to get a real job?”
    Um, we’re pretty sure fucking guys on screen for hours at a time is a real job!
  3. “It must be really hard for you to find dates in real life.”
    *Every guy in video rolls eyes
  4. “How do you get off with people in porn when you’re not attracted to them?”
    This is why porn is most certainly a real job! These people are professionals, people!
  5. “Does your granny know what you do?”
    Well if she does, she’s one cool granny!
  6. “Do you ever feel like you’re judged unfairly by what you do?”
    Here, all the guys were cracking up.
  7. “How does porn impact your relationship?”
    “What relationship?” retorts a pornstar.
  8. “How does it feel to know people are getting off to you?”
    *coy, proud grins

Want to do things you’d never tell your granny about? We can give you a permanent grin right here!

Check out the video of things gay pornstars are tired of hearing here or watch the video below

8 Types of Guys You’ll Always Find on Tinder

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: isherwoodchrisIf you’re a single gal navigating the strange and exciting world known as Tinder, you probably already know the types of guys you’ll usually find. You’ve inevitably seen the bathroom selfies, the shirtless pics, and the Netflix and Chill guys. Straight guys on Tinder come in a few different forms—here are the 8 most common and entertaining ones as compiled by Distractify.

  1. The naked guy
    Sure, you want to be turned off by seeing a hot naked guy on Tinder, but let’s be honest, who can resist that perfectly toned ass?
  2. The guy with all the requirements
    “‘No Redsox fans, fatties need not apply, hot girls only’ … insert really any offensive demand here.”
  3. The guy with the disclaimers
    “The girl in the picture is my sister. Oh, the girl on my lap? My cousin. Baby’s not mine either. He calls me daddy though, dunno why.”
  4. The creepy guy
    His profile comes complete with un-subtle sexual innuendos, and count on him asking you at exactly 3 months if you’re dtf.
  5. The satirical guy
    Full of carefully crafted ironic gems, this guy, according to Distractify, you should actually probably bone!
  6. The guy who’s in a committed relationship with his abs
    This guy “works hard plays hard!” But he’s probably too busy working and playing with his abs to pay too much attention to you.
  7. The married guy
    There’s always one of these guys—and he doesn’t even try to hide it!
  8. The rich guy
    “Unsolicited ATM receipts are like unsolicited dick pics—while the size impresses me for a minute or two, my awe is soon replaced by disgust and I begin to doubt the authenticity.”

Looking for a little Netflix and Chill tonight? We aren’t married or in a relationship with our abs here!

Check out more guys you’ll always find on Tinder here: https://distractify.com/humor/2015/12/21/margot-tinder-sucks