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7 Weird Sensations That Turn People On

feet-1095408_1280There are some things that strangely just get you going. Whatever the reason, when you experience it, it instantly puts you in the mood. Here are some of the incredibly specific sensory experiences that real people admitted to getting turned on by.

  1. The sound of a heart beating
    “I literally want to fuck someone while a loud thumping heartbeat audio is playing in the background. I actually need to experience hearing heartbeats in order to orgasm.” Whatever vibe pattern turns you on!
  2. Feeling turbulence on an airplane
    “The vibrations from the turbulence feels amazing and so does the thrill from when the airplane is descending. It sounds crazy, but it’s a serious turn on for me.” Living dangerously can make a person want to get wild!
  3. Foot play
    “I really get in the mood when someone licks, bites, and sucks on my toes. Getting a pedicure literally turns me on and I won’t be able to stop thinking about having sex.” Foot fetish!
  4. Being tickled
    “It’s sort of like the overload of sensation you get right before you come.” Yup, there’s a fetish for that too!
  5. Ears being blown on
    “When someone blows into my ears, I immediately get horny. The sensation always sends tingles down my back and I can’t help but be in the mood.” Hot!
  6. Watching paint-mixing videos
    “The sounds and blending of the colors make me wet for a reason I don’t know how to explain.” Kinky!
  7. Feeling ears being cleaned with Q-tips
    “The relief that it brings me is an orgasmic experience and it actually makes me horny. I’ve masturbated after using a Q-tip many times.” It’s like a dildo—for your ears!

What turns you on? We can always tickle your fancy here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more strange sensory turn-ons: https://www.buzzfeed.com/shannonrosenberg/visual-and-auditory-things-that-turn-people-on

8 Wildest Places People Have Had Sex

pumpkinHave you ever longed to boldly fuck where no one has fucked before? If so, you’ll find these places thrilling—because literally nowhere is off limits for these brave folks. Here are the 8 wildest places people have actually gotten it on.

  1. “In my priest’s office, with my mother (the parish secretary) across the hall.”
    Jesus, that’s naughty!
  2. “My boyfriend and I left in the middle of an evening service in a Baptist church to go and have sex in the baptismal pool located in the old sanctuary. We both got a real thrill out of it.”
    Born again filthy—these two need another bath!
  3. “Me and the guy I was seeing at the time had what we called a ‘fucket list’ that covered all of our sex goals. Probably the best one was at the altar of our university’s chapel.”
    One more thing to check off the fucket list!
  4. “I once had sex in a moving motor home, in the double bed above the driver, who was my ex’s mum. The rest of the family were somewhere also in the motor home.”
    Riding dangerously!
  5. “In a hospital room on the gurney right after she was released.” What a way to celebrate!
  6. “Fingerbang in a jury room? This counts, no?”
    Yup!
  7. “My ex and I had sex in the front seat of my car at a drive-in movie theatre. Twice. After, we drove home naked.”
    Now that’s a good date!
  8. “I’ve had sex in a few interesting places, most notably In a cable car over the city of Barcelona and in the gatehouse at Trim Castle in Ireland.”
    Perfect vacation!

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Check out more of the wildest places people have fucked: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/any-time-any-place

6 Sex Facts Your History Teachers Never Told You

magicwandarthistoryKinksters have been around for a long, long time. From goat eyelash cock rings to stone dildos, our ancestors have been getting freaky since antiquity. Here are 6 historical sex facts you definitely never learned about in History class.

  1. The first cock rings were made from goat eyelashes
    Cock rings made from the eyelids of goats were commonly used in China around 1200. The eyelashes were left on to add a little bit of extra stimulation.
  2. The first dildos were made of stone
    The oldest stone dildo is around 28,000 years old. Later versions were covered in leather to make them softer and warmer.
  3. Hardcore porn took off in the 1920s
    Almost as soon as cameras were invented, people started taking sex photographs. Many showed penetrative sex as well as “non-standard” sexual practices like lesbianism.
  4. King Edward VII spent a lot of time in a French brothel
    In the 1880’s, King “Bertie” would regularly frequent one of Paris’ most exclusive brothels. He spent so much time there that an erotic chair was built just for him to use as he fucked a series of French courtesans (check out a picture below).
  5. Sex clubs were all the rage in the 1700s
    Notorious sex clubs were very popular, like “Beggar’s Bension” in Scotland. Members would meet to read scandalous banned books and have sex with willing girls.
  6. By 300AD, Rome had 45 brothels
    They were so popular that they wouldn’t open until the afternoon because otherwise no one would go to work in the morning. “Road signs” shaped like cocks pointed the way to the nearest pleasure house.

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Check out more historical sex facts: https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/nsfw-historical-sex-facts-no-one-tells-you-about-at-school

Find a Boo With These Halloween Pick Up Lines

genie-lampWhat is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? Something about dressing up in a costume makes everyone want to get spooky, if you know what we mean. This Halloween, get a sexy treat with these pick up lines.

  1. “I don’t have a costume, can I go as your date?”
    Cheesy, but effective.
  2. “You make my heart beat faster than a haunted house.”
    Haunting!
  3. “Are you a ghost? You’ve been haunting my dreams all night.”
    What ghost wouldn’t want to go all night with this pick up line?
  4. “I ‘witch’ you’d go out with me.”
    Scary good!
  5. “It’s scary how good we’d look together.”
    Awww, er, we mean, ahhhh!
  6. “Went trick-or-treating, but I didn’t get any Hershey’s. Can you share some kisses?”
    How sweet!
  7. “Will you zom-be mine?”
    Only if you’re up for (All) Night Of the Living Dead!
  8. “I’m the ghoul for you.”
    Sounds ghoul to us!
  9. “You’re bewitching.”
    Better watch out—we’ll put a spell on you!
  10. “You must be a zombie, you’re drop-dead gorgeous.”
    We’ll eat you alive!

Looking for a sexy treat this Halloween? Come get spooky right here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more Halloween pick up lines: https://www.refinery29.com/halloween-pick-up-lines-openers#slide-14

6 True Stories Of One Night Stands

michelleOne night stands: we’ve all had them. From hot sexual encounters to really awkward morning afters, every one night stand is different. Here are real stories from a variety of women sharing their orgasms, embarrassments, and more.

  1. “I had sex with a guy dressed as a pumpkin at a Halloween party. Unbeknownst to me, while we made out, his orange face paint smeared all over my face and would not come off, no matter how much soap I used.” That is one red, er, orange-faced walk of shame!
  2. “So I go home with this random girl. Wake up at her place in the morning, and when I get the into the kitchen, her mother is sitting at the table with a kid. Greets me with, ‘Want breakfast?'” Ummm, do you have pancakes?
  3. “When I got to his room, there was a big chalkboard on the wall covered in names and I didn’t think anything of it. When I was leaving, he asked me to sign it.” One more notch on the…chalkboard?
  4. “Met a hot guy in a club. We fuck. I fall asleep. In the morning, I wake up and all of my food in the kitchen is gone. Literally, all of it. From the fridge, from pantries, from cabinets, etc.” He must have worked up quite the appetite!
  5. “I went back to this girl’s place, hammered. I remember it kind of looking like a church. Turns out, it was (she was interning there). Basically, I had to ramble through a walk of shame the next morning (Sunday morning) past a bunch of people attending morning Mass.” Jesus, that’s awkward!
  6. “I’ve had so many crazy weekends in Montauk, but having sex with a hot guy on his share house’s porch when everyone went to sleep takes the cake. I hadn’t intended on going that far with him, but as soon as he sexily untied my wrap dress from the front, I readily took it off.” Porch sex is the best sex!

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Check out more real stories of one night stands: https://www.refinery29.com/one-night-stand#slide-23

9 Hilarious Sex Jokes

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2034374-980xPeople on the internet are hilarious—especially when it comes to cracking sex jokes. Take, for example, this apt comparison between sex and laundry detergent: 4 pumps = 1 load. Here are other hilarious sex jokes, courtesy of the internet!

  1. “Cake is better than sex because I can remember the last time I had cake.”
    Let them eat cake—off your naked body! Or better yet, splosh with it!
  2. “Sex is a lot like Mario Kart: you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.”
    Describes it perfectly!
  3. “Sex is like pizza, if you’re going to use bbq sauce you better know what the fuck you’re doing.”
    It’s funny ’cause it’s true!
  4. “I got birth control so I can stop being my boyfriend’s Toaster Strudel and start being his Twinkie.”
    Mmm, delicious!
  5. “*in the middle of sex
    “Go deeper”
    Okay
    *pulls out*
    *sits in a chair and sips coffee*
    *opens poetry book*
    Two roads diverged in a wood and I-”
    There’s deeper and then there’s deeper.
  6. “Boy do I love sex. Really love putting my penis into some *looks at smudged writing on hand* verguba.”
    Practice makes perfect!
  7. “Me: Netflix & chill?
    Her: sure
    [later that night]
    Her: so you don’t have Netflix?
    Me [pulling out 20 condoms]: I don’t have chill either”
    The truth will set you free—and get you laid!
  8. “*has sex with you*
    *declines your FB friend request*”
    Keeping it casual!
  9. “when two country music stars have sex they morph into a ford f-150.”
    Exciting!

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Here’s more of the best sex jokes on the internet: https://www.buzzfeed.com/kevinsmith/about-8-inches-makes-june-5th-wettest-in-history

6 Genius Sex Moves To Try On Your Man This Fall

holdinghandsLooking for some clever and sexy ways to make your man fall all over himself, literally? Look no further than BuzzFeed’s handy list (inspired by Cosmopolitan’s infamous sex guides), which will definitely get you excited for fall. Here’s 6 genius sex moves to try this fall (Note: do not actually try these).

  1. The “Sweater Weather”
    What’s sexier than a cozy sweater…with nothing on underneath?! He’ll be begging to touch you.
  2. The “Extra Spicy Pumpkin Latte”
    “Warm your mouth with some pumpkin flavored coffee before going south *wink wink.* To add even more spice, let a little dribble out of the corners of your mouth first, the visual of dripping liquid is VERY sexy.” Naughty and nice!
  3. The “Boot Knocker”
    “Blindfold your man and then gently slide his dick in and out of your favorite boots. The rough and soft textures will be crazy hot and sexual.” Auntie Angel’s “Grapefruit Blowjob” has nothing on this!
  4. The “Sweet Potato Smash”
    “Smash up some sweet potatoes and leave them on the kitchen table with a note that reads ‘Enjoy!’ He’ll know what to do with them.” American Pie… er, sweet potatoes…?
  5. The “Halloween Surprise”
    Put on your fav Halloween mask and surprise your man with a morning blowjob—it’ll scare the pants off him!
  6. The “Leaf Pile”
    Rake up some leaves from your yard and pile them on his bed. Hide in it naked and then jump out and yell, “I’M FALLING FOR YOU!”

Looking for something very sexy this fall? Come on over to NiteFlirt and let’s get extra spicy!

Check out more sex moves to try on your man this fall: https://www.buzzfeed.com/lorynbrantz/9-genius-sex-moves-to-try-on-your-man-this-fall

Essential BDSM Toys For Beginners

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_heartbleedBDSM toys and equipment aren’t just for kinksters. Gear that’s used to restrain, bind, or sexually tease can be enjoyed by everyone. And if you’re new to the exciting world of BDSM, here’s the 4 must-have equipment and sex toys for your kinky treasure chest.

  1. Blindfold
    The blindfold is perhaps the most popular kinky item, and for good reason. The sensory deprivation it provides heightens erotic sensations. Blindfolds are also exciting because they add to the kinky power play between subs and doms—you literally don’t know what’s coming.
  2. Hitachi’s Magic Wand
    Not only is the Magic Wand one of the best vibrators around, it’s also great in bondage dom/sub play sessions. Wands can be tied and bound to a sub’s genitals, or used for edging and orgasm control, to name a few options.
  3. Bondage Tape
    Kink fans love bondage tape, and it’s especially good for beginners. It’s used to wrap together different parts of the body, but unlike duct tape, bondage tape only sticks to itself. It’s hard to break without scissors and it’s safe to use on the skin.
  4. Dildos
    A dildo is one of the most versatile sex toys, so it’s perfect for kinky play. Whether you use it for pegging or with a harness, the kinky options are literally endless!

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Check out more of the must-have BDSM toys for beginners: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/bdsm-toys/

7 Strange Things Humans Used To Think About Sex

Humans have had some very strange beliefs about sex throughout history. From using sparrow brains as a kind of Viagra to beliefs about fucking in the afterlife, there have been some pretty out there myths about sex. Here are the weirdest ones (check out more below).9876280146_6533018f8a_z

  1. Erections were caused by flatulence
    The Roman physician Galen thought that erections were caused by “wind” inflating the penis, so basically any foods that made you gassy were considered aphrodisiacs.
  2. Period sex could drain the “lifeblood” from men
    Guess there were no blood hounds back in the day…
  3. Nobility thought their purity would be marred by any kind of sexual activity in the air
    Apparently, people believed that sex could permeate the air and make it unclean. One supreme pontiff barred people from fucking while he was in town, just in case.
  4. If you had sex and then rode a horse, bad things would happen
    I will just leave the full Westermarck quote for you all: “If a person who is sexually unclean rides a horse, another holy animal, the horse will probably get sores on its back, and the rider will tumble down, or be late in arriving to his destination, or will not succeed in business, or will have boils, or even die.”
  5. Eating sparrow brains could improve your sex life
    The ancient Greek goddess of love and sex, Aphrodite, was said to hold sparrows sacred, so sparrow brain was used to increase performance.
  6. Foot binding was shorthand for good sex
    The ancient Chinese practice was so popular in part because it was believed to strengthen vaginal muscles. Tiny feet signaled a better sexual experience to many men!
  7. You could have sex in the afterlife
    Egyptians believed the afterlife was just a continuation of life on earth—so of course you got to bone! Tombs famously depict sexy ladies for this very purpose.

Looking for something a little out there yourself? You don’t need tiny feet and the afterlife for a great sexual experience at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the strange sex myths believed throughout history: https://www.buzzfeed.com/alanamohamed/sparrow-i-barely-know-her

10 Phrases You Can Use During Sex and at a Funeral

michelleIt’s crazy how certain phrases work in different situations. This is especially true of things you can say during sex AND during a funeral! Here are the funniest ones.

  1. “I’m sorry, were you close?”
    Yuk yuk yuk!
  2. “It was the second stroke that did it…”
    Tragically, that does happen occasionally.
  3. “I know she touched everyone in this room.”
    And a moment of silence follows…
  4. “Do you need a tissue?”
    How considerate.
  5. “It’s so unbelievable hard…”
    Grieving or thirsty, hard to tell.
  6. “Thanks for coming.”
    Of course!
  7. “Lovely spread.”
    Thank you.
  8. “I’m sorry.”
    We’ve all heard that one…
  9. “I think she was suffering towards the end.”
    Yes, but it’s all over now.
  10. “My sister would have loved this.”
    Well, bring her along next time!

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Check out more things you say during sex and during a funeral: https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/xx-things-you-could-say-during-sex-or-at-a-funeral