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The Best Masturbation Songs For When You’re Feeling Yourself

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zIf you’re looking to set the mood for National Masturbation Month, we have just the thing: masturbation-themed songs! Not only are these songs about self-love, they’re also just sexy as hell. Here are some of the best masturbation jams for your party for one.

  1. Macy Gray’s “B.O.B”
    This is the definitive masturbation anthem. The song is an ode to her vibrator, and “B.O.B” literally stands for “battery-operated better!”
  2. Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Party for One”
    There’s a party in her pants and you’re invited!
  3. Beyonce’s “Flawless/Feeling Myself”
    All hail, Queen (masturbation) Bey!
  4. Billy Joel’s “Captain Jack”
    This one’s a classic for a reason.
  5. Marvin Gaye’s “Let’s Get It On”
    Ok, while this one is about getting it on with a special someone, it’s definitely one of the sexiest songs, ever.
  6. Generation X’s “Dancing With Myself”
    Let this song give you a figurative hand!
  7. Pink’s “Fingers”
    This song’s hotter than Pink’s bright pink hair!
  8. Britney Spears’ “Touch of My Hand”
    Oops, Britney did it again: made us all want to jerk off!

Looking for something sexy to set the mood? Come “feel yourself” with us here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the best masturbation songs: https://mashable.com/article/masturbation-playlist/

8 Uniquely Sexual Things That Turn People On

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001097-980xWhen it comes to what makes you cum, everyone’s different. But for some kinksters, some unexpected things really get them going. Here are the strangest images, sounds, and other sensory experiences that people find arousing.

  1. “The sound of pouring soda into a tall glass with ice in it. Soft boiled eggs are arousing also.”
    It’s all about the build up, baby!
  2. “Power tools.”
    This one is probably a porn category.
  3. “The dramatic movie intro at theaters when they talk about emergency exits and tell you to turn your phone off and then pop the popcorn and pour the ice and Coke into the glass and say to enjoy the show.”
    Anything goes once those lights go out…
  4. “I’d say the, like, slopping sound that water makes on the side of a pool when it’s really quiet.”
    Slippery when wet!
  5. “Heavy bass and super deep voices! I am v hard of hearing but can still hear low pitches and they make me feel ways about things.”
    Cue up some Isaac Hayes!
  6. “I live with a roommate and have for six years … when I have the house to myself, I inherently feel sexual and have the urge to do something about it. Something about being home alone makes me want to act out and get freaky!”
    Naught naughty, horny roommate!
  7. “A freshly cut golf course at dawn, when there’s still dew on the grass and you’re the first one out there so you can see your footprints.”
    Dew is hot.
  8. “The dull roar of a skateboard coming down the street.”
    Good vibrations!

In the mood for something erotic? We’ve got just the thing to make you roar here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the uniquely sexual things that turn people on: https://mashable.com/article/things-that-turn-people-on-masturbation/

Lelo Sex Toys On Sale For International Women’s Day

NF-ButtonSprites-GoodiesLuxury sex toy makers LELO celebrated women for International Women’s Day by offering 20 percent off their sex toys. The Swedish intimate lifestyle brand tweeted: “GO AHEAD. MAKE OUR DAY. March 8th in International Women’s Day. If LELO is good for anything, it’s for helping you enjoy being a woman.” Whether you’re looking for solo or partner play, here are some of Lelo’s top toys you could find on sale:

  1. The Lily 2
    Perfect for everything—solo play, partner play, or nestled between partners—this waterproof vibe has a “signature scent” that makes it truly one of a kind.
  2. The Ora 2
    Best known for being the toy that’s probably better than a boyfriend, it’s one of the best oral sex simulators for women that offers a better-than-real vibration sensation.
  3. The Ina Wave
    Designed to mimic the movement of a partner’s fingers with “come hither” motion, this toy simultaneously massages your G-spot and your clit. Best of both worlds!
  4. The Gigi 2
    It’s perfectly designed to target your G-spot with a vibrating sensation. It’s also one of Lelo’s most popular G-spot vibrators.
  5. The Soraya
    For twice the fun, it acts as both a clitoral stimuator and a G-spot stimulator using a rabbit vibe design. It’s a classic for a reason!

In the mood for a little luxury? Every day is a good day for indulging in self-love here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about Lelo’s sex toys on sale for International Women’s Day: https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lelo-vibes-on-sale-international-womens-day-2019_l_5c817961e4b0d9361625e92d

Unpopular Sex Opinions On Twitter

Image Source: Pixland via Getty Images Twitter users have some piping hot opinions on all things related to sex. Recently, a thread was created to share some of the more unpopular sex opinions. Here are the best ones we found!

  1. “sometimes foreplay is better than sex.”
    Methinks twitter disagrees…
  2. “missionary is lit.”
    Is it?
  3. “69 is trash.”
    You know what they say about one man’s trash!
  4. “Big dick don’t mean good dick.”
    Twitter loves big dicks!
  5. “If you’re not gonna play with my nipples LEAVE ME ALONE!!!”
    Fair enough.
  6. “I hate having sex with music/the tv on..I wonna hear everything!! My wetness! The smacking! Slapping! Furniture moving! Deep breathing! Moanings!! (I need to be able to replay it in my head later on in the day, vividly!)”
    Sounds good!
  7. “Sex is better when you have a connection, them meaningless hook ups are wack.”
    Nothing wrong with some casual fun!
  8. “Good sex only last 15-20 mins tops.”
    But does it?
  9. “Faking it in an obviously dramatic way (and making them believe it) is way more fun than actually finishing.”
    Hmmm…
  10. “I dislike the idea of receiving oral and prefer giving.”
    Sharing is caring!
  11. “Men who like their tiddies sucked have big dick energy.”
    Whatever turns you on!
  12. “Y’all are not ready for BDSM if your go-to move is a hair pull and a choke.”
    Taking things beyond Fifty Shades!

What turns you on? It doesn’t get more open-minded than at NiteFlirt!

Check out more unpopular sex opinions on Twitter: https://www.buzzfeed.com/christopherhudspeth/unpopular-sex-opinions-on-twitter

4 Foreplay Apps To Get Your Juices Flowing

victorianeraWhile you might think that smartphones are terrible for sex, foreplay apps are promising to turn your phone into your new favorite sex toy. From controlling a vibrator, to helping you talk dirty and explore sex in new ways, once you download these apps on your phone, getting off will be better (and easier) than ever. Here are four foreplay apps for taking your sex life to the next level:

  1. Dirty Game—Hot Truth or Dare
    This app lets you transform a classic game into an X-rated adventure. You can answer truth questions like “share a naughty fantasy” or take dares, such “spank the ass of the other player.” It even lets you choose group mode for wild sex orgies!
  2. Kindu
    Kindu is like Tinder for couples who want to spice things up in the bedroom. “After you both create an account (don’t worry, it stays private) and pair with each other, you and your partner swipe through over 100 naughty suggestions that you can like, dislike or say maybe to. If you both say yes, it’s a match,” explains Mashable.
  3. OhMiBod
    This app connects couples to a variety of vibrators with Bluetooth and Wi-Fi capabilities. There are five different modes to choose from: Rhythm, Touch, Tap, Wave and Voice. Each controls the vibrator in a unique way, and even has a log to track your orgasms.
  4. iKamasutra
    As its name suggests, iKamasutra is a sex position app that teaches anyone who downloads it the many different positions in the infamous Kama Sutra. Users will be able to learn 110 most popular Kama Sutra positions — over 230 available in in-app purchases — in nine different categories.

Looking to take your sex life to the next level? Let’s play on NiteFlirt!

Check out more hot foreplay apps: https://mashable.com/article/foreplay-apps/#mIBDJ0iu7iqW

7 Gay Porn Memes That’ll Make You Laugh Really, Really Hard

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zWhat is it about gay porn that lends itself so well to hilarious memes? All we can say is that these memes which fuse the everyday with raunchy gay porn will bring you to your knees with laughter. As BuzzFeed says, art cums in many forms.

  1. Trying to open a jar:
    “Fuck, you’re so tight.”
  2. When you show your best friends your dope new tat:
    “Ugh! That’s really good.”
  3. When the vending machine finally accepts your bill:
    “Oh yeah suck it up bitch.”
  4. Me eating a biscuit at Popeyes without a drink:
    “Fuck you’re thick.”
  5. When your mom tells you dinner is ready:
    “I’m coming!”
  6. When you go back home and see your friend’s puppy for the first time in a few months:
    “Fuck, it’s so big.”
  7. Me: Can I get two tacos?
    Taco Bell cashier: “You want it hard or you want it soft?”

Looking for some raunchy fun? Fuck, call NiteFlirt!

Check out more gay porn memes: https://www.buzzfeed.com/pablovaldivia/gay-porn-memes

6 Times Sex Got Pretty Damn Kinky In 2017

condomsWe are proclaiming 2017 as the “Year of Kink”. Even though the year’s now over, we’re looking back on all the hot kinky sex that was had. Get ready for 6 kinky sex stories from 2017.

  1. “He lifted me on to the professor’s podium and started to eat me out. I moaned ‘professor, how can I bring my grade up? I need to pass this class.’ He picked me up and threw me onto the professor’s table, demanding I give him head. After doing so, he pinned my arms above my head and fucked me.” Hot for teacher!
  2. “I had sex inside of an active volcano next to the world’s largest lava lake. We repelled down into the crater and camped on the interior plateau overlooking the lava. Luckily the only explosions were figurative.” Hot hot hot!
  3. “A few highlights include sharing my partner’s cock with his other partner and spitting his cum into her mouth after he finished. Also, my own experience with bimboification – a partner and I enjoy playing with hypnosis and ‘reprogramming’.” A hypnotic experience!
  4. “I worked at a shop as a fitting room operator. At the time, I had a fuck buddy in another department. For his birthday, I sucked him off in the fitting room.” The perfect birthday gift for a fuck buddy!
  5. “I had sex doggy style in a movie theatre while the lights were still on and people were walking in.” X-rated!
  6. “I bought a dildo for the first time. My boyfriend tied me up and put it in my ass and spanked me with a crop. He pulled it out just as I was on the brink and had sex with me while pulling my hair and came on my back. It was the best orgasm I’ve ever had.” Sexy!

Looking to ring in the New Year the sexy way? Come live out your kinkiest fantasies with us!

Check out more kinky sex stories of 2017: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/a-kinky-2017

7 Stories About Encounters With Really Big Dicks

Image Source: Flickr.com | MattysFlicks
Image Source: Flickr.com | MattysFlicks

BuzzFeed asked their readers to share their most memorable encounters with big dicks. And man, did they deliver. Here are the best big dick stories they shared.

  1. “My high school boyfriend and I retired early to my tent where we commenced a hot and heavy petting session. After, he whipped out a very long, rock solid and extremely girthy penis. We spent the next ten minutes simply working on getting the tip in. It was exhausting and it definitely made me appreciate the wonders of lube.”
    Ah, lube—the miracle product!
  2. “We exchanged numbers and ended up developing a long distance relationship, and he sent me a dick pic that pretty much made me choke on my coffee. I was sure he’d break me in half. Unfortunately we broke things off before I was set to fly to see him for a weekend. That was the dick that got away.”
    There’s always that one dick you never forget!
  3. “When I pulled his boxers down his dick hit my forehead and I fucking almost choked on the thought of that thing in my throat. I don’t think I got more than an inch of that sucker in my mouth.”
    You win some, you lose some…
  4. “Ex-boyfriend was around 11 inches. He was a giant penis, so I guess it stood to reason he had one too.”
    The big dick with the big dick.
  5. “In college, I hadn’t seen many penises before, but I could barely get my mouth around it. When he tried to put it in only the tip fit. I found out later that he had been doing adult movies on the side to make some extra cash.”
    Of course!
  6. “I met a dude while I was working at a shoe store. He was embarrassed about his large shoe size, to which I said saucily, ‘well you know what they say about big feet’ with a wink. Fast forward. We start dating, and, man, did I find out how appropriate that joke was.”
    There’s some truth to every good joke, right?

Looking for a memorable sexual encounter? We can make you gasp in amazement right here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more big dick stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/just-17-stories-about-encounters-with-really-big-penises

7 Sex Horror Stories That Will Make You Say ‘OMG, Are They Okay?’

wtf-1780728_640BuzzFeed recently asked readers to share the most hilarious, horrific, and weird things that ever happened during an orgasm. And boy did they deliver! These hilarious sex horror stories will make you say “OMG” at the ridiculously unfortunate timing.

  1. Accidental threesome
    “One night, we were in missionary position with her legs up on my shoulders. Just as we were both in the throes of orgasm, her dog, who had apparently snuck up on the bed, jammed his cold little nose right up between my cheeks as I was finishing.” Bad boy!
  2. TIIIIMBEER
    “After a particularly intense session with my fiancé, I hopped off the bed to clean myself up and collapsed onto the floor. My legs were still shaky and not cooperating. He’s laughing, I’m laughing — then I pee myself.” Intense!
  3. Unexpected reaction
    “My boyfriend was going down on me for the first time and instead of having an orgasm, I had a full-blown panic attack. He had no idea what was going on and thought I was enjoying it, until I kicked him in the head.” When losing complete control goes wrong…
  4. Pleasure-pain
    “One time I had a VERY intense orgasm while using my vibrator, and ended up kneeing myself in the face which resulted in a very messy bloody nose. Still no regrets though.” I hope they teach kickboxing!
  5. The worst intruder
    “My girlfriend at the time was giving me a BJ. My dad opened the door and ended up staring me right in the eyes as I finished. Horrifying.” Just. The. Worst. Thing. Ever.
  6. After-O surprise
    “When my boyfriend and I were still in the early months of dating, we were doing it missionary style. Right after he came, he let out a huge fart.” Is it a compliment, like belching after a good meal?
  7. So good it makes you break into song
    “My then-boyfriend (current fiancé) made me orgasm so hard I started crying and singing “The Circle of Life” from Lion King. Still don’t know why a kid’s movie came to mind.” That was one powerful orgasm!

Looking for a very memorable experience? Come lose all control right here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more sex horror stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/orgasm-horror-stories

7 Tweets Only People Who Have Licked A Butthole Will Understand

accidentally-dirty-photos-11There are two types of people: those who eat ass and those who don’t. And if you do, you’ll find these tweets about rimming to be very relatable—and also hilarious. Here’s the best thoughts on tossing salad in 140-characters or less.

  1. “‘Omg McDonald’s is disgusting don’t you know what they make their chicken out of??’ Ma’am I’ve literally put my tongue in an asshole before.”Mmmm, finger-lickin’ good!
  2. “The president of 2045 is probably on Twitter right now tweeting about eating ass. Our country is in good hands.” Agreed!
  3. “I eat ass so I can safely confirm this tweet: ‘Eating cake is way more fun when it jiggles.’” Tasty and true!
  4. “I really can’t imagine this generation as old ppl. 80 year olds reminiscing about trap music and eating ass.” Ah, yes—the best generation!
  5. “Tell a guy you wanna go eat at a vegan restaurant and they acting disgusted like they don’t eat ass for a late night snack.” Personal preferences…to each their own!
  6. “When you try to eat a light dinner because you need to save room for all the ass you’re going to eat later.” Gotta save room for dessert!
  7. “His momma: ‘My baby sure can eat!’Me: mmmhmm.” Your momma raised you well!

Feeling hungry? Come whet your appetite right here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more hilarious tweets about eating ass: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/no-booty-flakes-for-me