Tag: lipstick

6 Steamy Stories About Makeup That Stayed On During Crazy-Good Sex

15929936930_14a78eca47_mLooking to get the most bang for your fuck? Look no further than these sex-endorsed beauty products! Whether you’re facedown on a pillow for hours or giving the best blow job ever without smudging that perfect red lipstick, this is the best sex-proof makeup on the market.

  1. Kylie Lip Kit, perfect lipstick for blow jobs
    “I went over to suck my FWB off. Even after the 30-minute-long blow job that got pretty messy, it was still in place! No need to reapply before I left. No one could tell that I was just sucking the life out of some guy.”
  2. Anastasia Beverly Hills Dipbrow Pomade, to help you avoid that awkward postcoital convo about where the hell your eyebrows went
    “I was getting screwed mercilessly by not one, but TWO guys in a session that lasted a little over three hours, spanning several vehicles and rooms of the house on a steamy 76-degree night. And my eyebrows were STILL on fleek!!! My face was getting shoved into pillows, sofa arms, and body parts, and somehow I made it out alive with both eyebrows still intact.” Now that’s a ringing endorsement!
  3. CoverGirl Lash Blast Waterproof Mascara, for when you’re facedown for hours
    “I was facedown moaning into his pillow for probably two hours with this mascara on, and when I sat up to return the favor, not even a nut on the face could make this heavy duty mascara budge.” Shut up and take our money!
  4. Wet N Wild Color Icon Bronzer, to complement your O-face glow
    “I rode that dick all night, and then he fucked my pussy up by eating me out! I had pools of sweat coming off my face, but no makeup!” So that’s why there’s a glow after!
  5. Benefit Cosmetics Goof Proof Brow Pencil Easy Shape & Fill, great for bukkake
    “My man licked all over my face and came on it and my brows didn’t even smudge.” Better than a good old-fashioned facial!
  6. NYX HD Studio Finishing Powder, won’t betray your midday BDSM proclivities
    “I try to keep my base as light as possible and then set it with the NYX Translucent Setting Powder. That stuff keeps my face on, even through rough sex in the humid summer.” Gotta keep it light when you’re getting rough!

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Check out more sex-endorsed beauty products here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/patricepeck/18-sex-proof-beauty-products

The Internet Is Going Nuts Over Realistic Penis Shaped Lipsticks

Have you ever gotten the urge to brighten your lips with shockingly realistic lipdicks, er, we mean lipsticks? Well, now you can, thanks to Mushroom Penis Lipsticks! It seems these veiny, colorful, and shimmery lipsticks are rearing their pretty heads all over the internet lately.

Uhhhhhhhh I love this

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This perfect bachelorette item is selling on Amazon in a 12 pack for $18. Their colors range from “creamy pinks” to “opal rouge,” and each lipstick is “complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head,” according to the product description. In case you’re wondering, customers were pleased with the quality, but some complained that the lipsticks could get a bit, um, smushed (not a good look for a dick) in transit. We’re mainly curious about the shocked passers-by who suddenly witnessed a lady applying a dick to her lips in public. Pucker up!

Looking for exciting ways to freshen up? We can make you shimmer from head to toe here!

Check out more about realistic penis shaped lipsticks here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/penis-lipstick_us_5740b505e4b045cc9a712fd9