This is epic news for the ladies. The necessity of wearing a bra to keep your bosoms lifted and perky could all be a sham, according to French doctor, Jean-Denis Rouillon. Rouillon studied 330 women over 15 years. What a pimp! In his 15 years of research he found that women who wore a bra on a regular basis would notice the twins heading down south more than women that went commando.
“Medically, physiologically, anatomically – breasts gain no benefit from being denied gravity,” Rouillon said in a radio interview Wednesday. “On the contrary, they get saggier with a bra.” This is totally liberating, but for us ladies with Nat Geo nipples we may still have to rock a bra with certain material. While on the subject of nipples, Rouillon also noted that for women who didn’t wear bras, ”on average their nipples lifted seven millimeters in one year in relation to the shoulders.” Think of all of the money women will save, and all of the boners it will cause!
I have full intentions to trailblaze the sans bra fashion this summer. If it stirs up any controversy my response will be “It’s what the French are doing!” Happy Friday!
On a completely separate and unrelated note: Ryan Gosling. You’re welcome…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zAbT0NkcLU