Peak Horniness Times of Men and Women

frustrated coupleYou may have noticed if you’re in a heterosexual relationship that the times when you’re the most frisky are not often the times when your partner is really wanting to get some. And now a new study confirms what you’ve long suspected. The study asked 2,300 people to say what times of the day they most want to fuck really really bad, and found that men and women do indeed have different “peak horniess” times.

Unfortunately, the study concluded “…the two sexes simply operate in different time zones when it comes to sex.” According to the study, men have some serious morning-wood related horniess from 6 a.m. To 9 a.m., while women get all nice and wet right around bedtime, from 11pm to 2am. More specifically, The Telegraph reported that men are especially ready and rarin’ to go right when they wake up at 7:54 a.m., while women prefer a little late night 11:21 p.m. action. An even more disheartening fact: only 11 percent of women said they wanted sex first thing in the morning, and only 16 percent of men said they wanted it last thing at night. This study can be wrapped up in three little words: wah wah wah.

Well, we don’t know about you, but we’re ready and rarin’ to go pretty much any time of the day! As one person in the study said, “I’m awake therefore I horn.” Come bring your “peak horiness” our way!

Check out more about the study here!

Man Jailed For Making Too Much Noise During Sex

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_havingsexIn Italy, you might want to keep an eye (an ear?) on how loudly you’re getting it on if you want to stay out of jail. One Casanova was actually sent to the slammer for his girlfriend’s enthusiastic screams during a fuck-fest! The man claims he’s being persecuted simply for being great at sex. Come on, Italy, since when is being a demon in the sack a crime?

According to the NY Daily News, this Don Juan of Italy was found guilty of “stalking” (I guess they don’t have a charge for fucking your girlfriend so good that she screams and upsets all the neighbors?) and was sentenced to six months in jail. Apparently several neighbors complained of the man’s loud sex sessions, and called the cops to quiet down his howling-like-a-banshee girlfriend. The Italian sex machine is claiming that he’s just a really good lover, and is appealing the sentence.

In the mood for some loud and enthusiastic fun? Bring your Casanova skills our way!