Attn Men: We Don’t Care If You Can See Our Buttholes

A piece titled “Yes Ladies, We’ve Seen Your Butthole and That’s Okay” has been stirring up a lot of buzz on the internet recently. The author basically wants women to know that yes, he can see their starfish during doggy-style sex, but they shouldn’t feel self-conscious about it. What’s rubbing women the wrong way (unlike a nice finger on the ass!) is the assumption that women feel there’s something shameful or embarrassing about their buttholes—which is woefully wrong.

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“To discover that a body part you’ve never even factored into this equation is actually front and center may be discomfiting, to say the least. But for those people, here’s the important thing to remember: Yes, we can see your butthole — and we like it,” he says. He goes on to explain that a woman “unwittingly displayed” during doggy-style might feel unsexy—but as many pointed out, women don’t really care if someone sees their butthole or not during sex. In other words, there’s no reason to reassure “women around the world” that men love every part of them, including their butthole—it’s okay; we don’t care.

Looking for something sexy yourself? We let it all hang out here—and we like it!

Check out more about how women don’t care if men see their buttholes during sex: https://jezebel.com/attn-men-we-dont-care-if-you-can-see-our-buttholes-1796234501

Here’s What People Are Saying About This Oral Sex Toy That Looks Like a Windmill

1435975150441.cachedLadies, have you ever fantasized about a sex toy that would simulate head? If so, we bet you never expected it to look like the Sqweel 2, an oral sex toy made by Lovehoney. Its recently become the subject of much internet discourse—mainly because it looks like a windmill made of tongues!

As one Twitter user quipped, “there’s no way this sex toy, meant to simulate oral, was designed by a woman.” Another responded with, “speak for yourself, I exclusively date paddleboats.” Turns out, Sqweel 2 definitely was invented by a man, who defended his medieval waterwheel by saying that it “got a great response from female testers” and to not “knock it till you’ve tried it.” Surprisingly, a lot of reviewers have said it was “oddly accurate” and “clit lapping heaven.” But it still only has a 3.5 star rating because, according to the negative reviews, it was “Like having oral with a tired husband” and “Felt more like I was abusing myself with a balloon whisk.”

Looking for hot simulation that won’t disappoint? We can make you feel like you’re in heaven here!

Check out more about the oral sex toy that looks like a windmill: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein/paddleboat-me-harder-baby

10 Masturbation Techniques For Adventurous Ladies

magicwandarthistoryYou probably have your tried-and-true masturbation techniques. You know what you like, and what gets you off. But aren’t you a little curious what other people might be doing when they indulge in a little self-love? Here are 10 techniques that you just might want to try for a little added adventure in your sex life.

  1. Use two vibrators
    With two vibrators, you can use one for your clit and one for your G-spot—double the pleasure!
  2. Sit in a chair and straddle your G-spot vibrator
    “I straddle it on a chair and have a pair of pants in between the chair and vibrator and it’s such as AMAZING hands-free orgasm!” Thanks for the tip!
  3. Watch yourself in the mirror while you masturbate
    What is it about watching yourself get nasty in a mirror that is just so hot?
  4. Be liberal with lube
    Same as with partner sex, wetter is better!
  5. Switch up your positions
    On your back, on your stomach, on your knees, on your side—have at it!
  6. Watch porn and replicate the action on yourself
    Whatever they’re doing in the porn, do on yourself: “So if a woman is having sex, I’ll time the thrusts of my vibe with the guy’s or if she’s getting rimmed, I’ll stroke my asshole.”
  7. Bring your waterproof toys into the bath with you
    “I suction cupped a dildo to the side of the tub and used a vibe to stimulate my clit. A+” Splish, splash, I was taking a bath!
  8. Use the shower head 
    We’d be willing to bet probably every woman has tried this amazing sensation on her clit at one time or another…
  9. Try ass-play
    “Sometimes I treat myself to my G-spot vibrator and butt plug, and it’ll have me coming within a minute.” Gets the job done!
  10. Take your time with turning up the vibration
    Slow and steady wins the race!

Looking to treat yourself tonight? Come get adventurous with us!

Check out more masturbation techniques you just might want to steal here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/tldr-lots-of-humping?utm_term=.tddBQZe2xj#.lfwk5oql41

Florence Henderson and Ivana Trump Are Getting Laid More Than Ladies Half Their Age

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Florence Henderson, 81, and Ivana Trump, 66, are doing mature ladies all over the world proud with the latest news about their sex lives. Henderson announced that she has multiple “friends with benefits,” and Trump said that she has “about three boyfriends.” In other words, these sexy, older women are friskier than ever and probably getting laid more than ladies half their age!

Recently, Henderson told the New York Post that having an active sex life is “very healthy for the heart.” She also talked about how mature women should go out there and get laid: “I think no matter how old you are—and I am pretty up there in terms of numbers—I think you should do whatever makes you happy. If you want to go out and have a romantic sexy affair, do it.” Ivana Trump is also an advocate of women-of-advanced-age getting theirs. In a recent magazine interview, she said that she would never remarry, choosing instead to have “companions.” She boasted, “I have about three boyfriends!” These hot older women are truly living the dream!

Feel like getting into something a little frisky? We all about doing whatever makes you happy!

Check out more about Florence Henderson and Ivana Trump getting laid all the time here: https://jezebel.com/florence-henderson-and-ivana-trump-are-getting-laid-mor-1758763964

Inside the All Women’s Sex Club

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_halloweenSkirt Club, the secret sex club strictly for ladies, got its start in the UK and quickly expanded to Sydney, Australia, Miami, Florida, and New York City in just two years. The club describes itself as “An underground community for girls who play with girls.” And because of the discreet nature of the woman-centered “play parties,” the club is proving to be the first of its kind for women who want a safe-haven to explore their sexual girl-on-girl fantasies.

Confidentiality is key for offering the women a place where they can experiment without any pressure to participate or perform for anyone but themselves. “After attending ‘play parties’ with a male ex, where the focus was more on his pleasure than hers, Genevieve LeJeune, 34, dreamed up Skirt Club to satisfy female desires,” reports the Daily Beast. LeJeune wanted to create an environment that’s as much about the mental stimulation and seductiveness than about the actual sex. But, of course, the sex is hot, too: the parties can literally go all night, and a member dished that at one party “a woman was a dominatrix and she fucked all the girls there.” Sounds like a good time to us!

In the mood for a discreet “play party”? You don’t need an exclusive secret membership for that—we always go all night long here!

Check out more about the women-only sex club here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/30/inside-skirt-club-the-all-women-sex-haven-taking-over-the-world.html

Famous Nudes of Art History—With Vibrators

magicwandarthistoryA hilarious Tumblr has added an amazing and surprisingly appropriate addition to some famous paintings of nude women: vibrators. That’s right, art history’s most iconic ladies have been given a fun little something something if the urge to rub one out should arise. Here are some of art history’s most beautiful masturbators with a brand new battery-operated companion (check out the images below):

  1. Danae with Magic Wand by Gustav Klimt
    Here, the gorgeous red-haired goddess of one of Klimt’s masterpieces is nude and masturbating with a Hitachi Magic Wand as a gold river flows out from between her legs like ethereal cum.
  2. American Hitachi by Grant Wood
    This one’s of “American Gothic,” but with a Hitachi Magic Wand instead of a pitchfork! The rural couple already looks happier!
  3. Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
    In this painting a beautiful angel helps a stunning nude get off with a vibrator as fat little cherubs control the settings below. Touched by an angel indeed!
  4. Danae with Hitachi by Correggio
    Here, Venus relaxes naked in bed making sexy bedroom eyes at the viewer while playfully clutching her Hitachi Magic Wand. Venus, you feisty goddess, you!
  5. The Creation of the Magic Wand by Michelangelo
    Yup, you guessed it. Adam reaches out to touch God’s finger—with a Hitachi Magic Wand in his hand!

Feel like making some beautiful art with us? We can make you feel like you’ve been touched by an angel right here!

The images of art history’s most famous nudes with vibrators can be found here.