9 American Words That Have a Naughty Meaning in Britain

britishunderwearOy, mate. Have you ever gone to Britain and found out the awkward way that some words mean different things there? For example, if you called someone “spunky” across the pond, they’d look at you like you were batty (find out why below). Here are 9 American words that have a very different, very naughty meaning in Britain.

  1. Trump
    What it means in America: The potential next president. What it means in Britain: A fart. As Buzzfeed says, “American people entertaining the notion of ‘President Trump’ is akin to the next British prime minister being called David Fart.” A lot of people think Trump is full of hot air, so it’s actually not that absurd.
  2. Spunky
    What it means in America: Feisty; spirited; plucky. What it means in Britain: Covered in semen. So probably not a good idea to refer to your grandma as “spunky” there!
  3. Cop
    What it means in America: Police officer. What it means in Britain: To grope, i.e., “cop a feel” of a boob, a willy, or a bum.
  4. Randy
    What it means in America: A dude’s name. What it means in Britain: Extremely horny. Randy is randy, baby!
  5. Pants
    What it means in America: Trousers. What it means in Britain: Panties, i.e., knickers. So if someone yells on the street, “Put your pants on!” it has an even naughtier meaning.
  6. Fanny
    What it means in America: A butt or ass. What it means in Britain: Pussy.
  7. Pull
    What it means in America: The opposite of push. What it means in Britain: To kiss (or snog) a stranger.
  8. Knob
    What it means in America: A handle of a door or drawer. What it means in Britain: Cock or dick, as in “That guy in the speedo has a massive knob!”
  9. Muff
    What it means in America: Something warm you put over your ears. What it means in Britain: A woman’s pubes.

Are you randy for some fanny or knob? Come bring your spunky pants our way, mate!

Check out more American words that have a naughty British meaning here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/beckybarnicoat/american-words-sound-rude-in-britain?utm_term=.tcvzvegdK2#.kpdVQpozdR

15 British Sex Words Americans Need to Start Using

britishunderwearOur British neighbors across the pond know a thing or two about cheeky words for sex. American sex words tend to be, well, not as subtle and creative as British ones. So, here are 15 British sex words to use when flexing your cultural knowledge and having a bit of fun describing the old in-out in-out:

  1. Knob (Meaning cock. This can also be used as an insult, i.e, “You knob-head!”)
  2. Willy (Cock, again)
  3. Bell-End (The head of the cock)
  4. Meat and Two Veg (Cock and balls)
  5. Bollocks (Balls. This is also used as a curse word. “Oh, bollocks!” basically means “Oh, shit!”)
  6. Muff (Pussy)
  7. Fanny (Pussy, again. Not to be confused with America’s “fanny,” which means “ass”)
  8. Bonk (Fuck)
  9. Have It Off (Fuck, again)
  10. Romp (Yep. This means fuck)
  11. Shag (No, this is not a bygone saying from 70s era Austin Powers—the Brits still use it!)
  12. Rumpy-Pumpy (Cute word for fucking)
  13. Get Your Leg Over (We’ll let you picture this one)
  14. Roger (Yep, fuck again)
  15. How’s Your Father (“It’s good to have a little bit of How’s Your Father, now and then.”)

In the mood for some rumpy-pumpy yourself? Join us for some rumpy-pumpy in the sack!

Here’s Buzzfeed‘s video about British sex words Americans need to start using!