Dominatrix Gets Reported For Walking Man On Dog Leash Through City Streets

A British dominatrix known as Paige is in danger of being thrown in the dog house for walking a man on a dog leash through the streets of England. It seems not everyone was wagging with delight at the spectacle. A local councilman said he would report the “anti-social” incident to police to ensure the kinky dog-walking is not “repeated on their streets.”

The dominatrix was “puppy training” her client, which is a “humiliation” exercise where she leads him through the streets on all fours. She explained that he flew to the UK and paid her $1,500 for the experience of crawling around England wearing a leash and collar. The councilman who’s complaining to the police said that “Although I’m aware that this is not a criminal offense, this kind of behavior is not desirable in my ward, or anywhere else in the city.” Maybe someone should put a muzzle on him?

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Check out more about the dominatrix who walked a man on a dog leash through the streets of England:https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/dominatrix-reported-cops-walking-man-leash-article-1.2521110

Khloe Kardashian Is Down To Experiment With Foot Fetishes

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_feetKhloe Kardashian recently opened up about her sex life and which sexual fetishes she’s into. And as it turns out, she’s down for a lot of kinky stuff! Not only is she into S&M, but she’s also up for some foot fetish play. Here’s what she said.

  1. She’s down for some (light) S&M
    Khloe confessed that she keeps a rhinestone whip by the side of her bed! “Sadists get off on pain, which I can appreciate,” writes Khloe. She also likes “love bites,” but she’s probably not going to get in “cages and shit like that” anytime soon.
  2. She’s cool with your foot fetish
    If her lover has a foot fetish and wants to kiss or massage her pretty feet, she’s all for it!
  3. Furries are a no-no
    “Some people like getting dressed up as animals when they have sex. Just not my thing.” Take note, Furries who are also Kardashian fans—she probably won’t be pulling on your squirrel tail to get a nut anytime soon!
  4. Adult Diaper Fetish is not her thing
    She summed up her feelings for this kinky fetish with a simple “Fuck no.” Fair enough.

In the mood to experiment with some kinky stuff yourself? Whatever your fetish, we’re always game here!

Check out more about which sexual fetishes Khloe Kardashian’s down with here: https://www.cosmopolitan.co.uk/entertainment/news/a42304/khloe-kardashian-shares-fetish-preferences-sexual/

Hitler Had a Poo Fetish

PooEmojiAccording to a top secret spy dossier, the sex life of Adolph Hitler was about as twisted as you’d expect. Wartime studies by a US intelligence agency found the Fuhrer had a fetish for “poo sex.” The evil dictator got off on women standing over him and defecating, and apparently, he was incapable of having vanilla sex.

The intelligence report was later turned into a book called “A Psychological Analysis of Adolph Hitler His Life and Legend,” which looked into Hitler’s personal life to try and get a glimpse inside the demented ruler’s mind. The doctor who investigated his life for the book concluded that Hitler was a “coprophiliac,” someone who gets turned on by poo. The doctor said: “The practice of this perversion represents the lowest depths of degradation.” Other interesting facts: Hitler had a micropenis and just one testicle. He also had a thing for “peasant girls” with big butts: “When they stand in the fields and bend down at their work so that you can see their behinds, that’s what he likes, especially when they’ve got big round ones,” said a Nazi Brown Shirt.

Having a poo fetish is very much not allowed on NiteFlirt, but if you’re in the mood for something kinky, we’ve got you covered!

Check out more about Hitler’s poo fetish here: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/adolf-hitlers-disgusting-sex-fetish-7506488

The Most Effed Up Sex Injuries

crimsonninjagirl(2)Maybe you’ve seen the show Sex Sent Me to the ER? Well, let’s just say that the injuries on that show are child’s play compared to the sex injury data compiled by the federal Consumer Product Safety Commission. Although the sex injuries make up less than .02% of the 2.3 million reported general injuries, they are still seriously effed up. Here are some of the worst (see more below).

Not surprisingly, most of the injuries occurred from foreign objects “disappearing” into orifices after insertion, according to Vice. Some other unfortunate accidents occurred in the, um, pelvic region. One man made a homemade cock ring from PCVP pipe rings and a ring from a horse halter. Another guy attempted to anally fuck a pencil. And, of course, there were freak accidents during hot fuck-fests: a lady gave herself a head injury when riding a guy so hard that her head lurched into the headboard. And a 19-year-old woman allegedly suffered a dental injury after a sex swing detached from the ceiling and hit her in the mouth. Ouch! The lesson here: Enter At Your Own Risk!

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Check out more of the most effed up sex injuries here: https://distractify.com/sex-relationships/2016/02/18/margot-dont-stick-it-there

Here’s What Edible Body Paint is Really Like

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberryIf you’re in a relationship, you’ve probably thought about including edibles in the bedroom. Maybe you’ve even tried the usual sex-snacks like whipped cream, strawberries, and chocolate sauce, but now you’re thinking of upgrading to edible body paint. If so, here’s what you should know about what edible body paint is really like.

First, there are three flavors: strawberries & champagne, chocolate, and vanilla chocolate. Although the strawberries & champagne flavor looks shockingly like blood (ick!), it tastes surprisingly sweet and delicious! As for chocolate, it tastes sort of like Tootsie Rolls, but the metallic aftertaste can be a real turn off. Finally, the vanilla chocolate flavor, which definitely looks like cum, had mixed reactions ranging from “Gross!” to “Not bad” from the taste testers. And as for application, the strawberry one paints nicely, while the chocolate is very streaky, and the vanilla, again, just looks like cum. Now get licking!

In the mood for something tasty and sweet? We’ve got all the best flavors right here!

Check out more about what edible body paint is really like here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/gracespelman/we-tried-edible-body-paint-and-boy-was-it-sticky#.fw00wZnApY

Wrestling Porn Takes BDSM to the Next Level

Ultimate Surrender is Kink.com’s newest porn for BDSM enthusiasts. The videos include strong, sexually empowered women wrestling while incorporating sexual maneuvers into the fights. The winner gets to sexually dominate the loser in the fourth match, which is why wrestling porn is being dubbed “UFC porn.” Its appeal comes from combining BDSM with the inherent sexuality and excitement of contact sports—not so different from the ancient Romans kinky, naked wrestling matches that were as much about sexual voyeurism as about the game itself.

The fights include “nipple torture, spanking, and exposed flesh, plus headlocks, bulging muscles, knee braces, and a bell for the victor,” reports Slate. “The quickest way to win,” the Ultimate Surrender site advises, “is to make your opponent have a screaming orgasm totally against her will.” Wrestling porn is also a nice departure from traditional BDSM porn in the way that there isn’t a clear sub or dom. “The sight of two highly athletic individuals using considerable strength to struggle for “top” billing is both erotic and an impressive physical spectacle—like football, or women’s rugby,” Slate says. In other words, wrestling porn is not pretend fighting; this isn’t two girls struggling on a mat for entertainment. These are athletes, subjected to strict training regimens, rules, and score charts. Let the (sexy) games begin!

In the mood for a little (kinky) wrestling yourself? Ain’t nothing “pretend” about the way we get down!

Check out more about wresting porn here: https://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2015/12/23/why_wrestling_porn_fills_an_important_sexual_niche_in_our_lives.html

7 Best Things That Changed Our Sex Lives For the Better in 2015

bestof20152015 was a very good year—for enhancing our sex lives! From all the new high-tech sex toys and kegel devices to the strange sex toy that lets you lay alien eggs inside yourself, 2015 definitely delivered on giving us exciting ways to make our sex lives even better. Here are the 7 best things that changed our sex lives in fantastic ways this year.

  1. Eva, the hands-free vibrator
    This amazing new sex toy sits between the labia during sex so women can enjoy the experience completely hands-free. Look, Ma, no hands!
  2. Marni’s ass play on Girls
    The now infamous analingis scene on this season of Girls had the entire internet in an uproar. Even the cast is still talking about it.
  3. A suction-based clit stimulator
    So far, the Womanizer has gotten very positive reviews. Instead of vibrating, it gently “sucks” on the clit.
  4. High-tech Kegel devices
    There’s two kegel devices that connects to your phone and promises to make doing your pelvic floor exercises more fun and exciting: the kGoal Boost for guys and the Elvie for women.
  5. When Abbi decided to try pegging on Broad City
    It’s always great when popular shows push the boundaries of sex on television (i.e., the usual PIV intercourse).
  6. The book Come as You Are 
    Emily Nagoski wrote an inclusive sex-positive book on women’s sexuality. She has a Ph.D. in human sexuality, and she gave a lot of women a new, more enlightened perspective on their sex lives with this book.
  7. The alien-laying sex toy, Ovipositer
    Well, we can definitely say that this was probably the strangest sex toy of 2015! It’s a dildo that gives you the sensation of having gelatinous alien eggs laid inside you.

Looking to have some exciting final experiences to round out your year? We can change your sex life for the better right here!

Check out more about the best things that changed our sex lives for the better in 2015: https://www.buzzfeed.com/nataliebrown/twenty-fif-peen#.fy5KbokJEB

The Health Benefits of BDSM

Not that long ago—as in before the DSM of Mental Disorders in 2013—kinky sex, BDSM, and fetishism were considered a mental disorder among health professionals. But now, thanks in part to the popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey, kinky sex has become more accepted and more mainstream. A study showed that 36% of adults have used bondage, which is a good thing because, as it turns out, BDSM has a host of health benefits. Here are some:

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  1. Improved Mental Health
    A 2013 study looked at the psychological characteristics of kinksters to determine whether they were psychologically damaged in some way. The study found not only were they fine psychologically, but were actually more well adjusted than their vanilla counterparts! “Overall, the BDSM sample felt more secure in their relationships and had an increased sense of well-being. They were more conscientious toward others, more extraverted, more open to trying new experiences, had decreased anxiety, and were less sensitive to others perception.”
  2. Less Stress
    Research shows that practitioners of BDSM enter an altered state of consciousness similar to meditation, yoga, or “runner’s high.” These types of activities lessen the stress hormone cortisol, which protects against high blood pressure, suppressed immunity, and insulin resistance.
  3. Better Cognitive Function
    Pain reduces function in the limbic and prefrontal areas of the brain, which affects working memory and executive control. Researchers found that during BDSM sessions, blood flow to these areas were reduced, resulting in an altered state of consciousness. Those in the BDSM community call this “subspace” for submissives, and “topspace” or “flow” for dominants. Kinksters consider it both an enjoyable experience, and a spiritual one.
  4. Improved Relationships
    Researchers looking into couple bonding in BDSM found that participating in successful sadomasochistic scenes increases the feelings of connectedness and intimacy for partners. It also releases dopamine, which is the feel good hormone you experience when first falling in love. This because of the novelty and excitement BDSM can bring to a relationship, which is similar to having a thrilling adventure together!

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Check out more about the health benefits of BDSM.

 

5 Naughtiest Hotels in the World

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sexWhat better way to prepare for the debauchery that is the holidays than with a get-away to a naughty hotel? That’s right, there are hotels all around the world that cater to all the thrills and excitement you’re seeking on a hot sex-cation. From adult-only facilities to topless pools, these hotels are your best bet for getting on Santa’s naughty list this year!

  1. Liberty Inn, New York City
    This place has a vending machine selling sex toys and condoms right in the lobby! The rooms come with six channels of free porn, sexy mood lighting, and provided “exercise pillows”—let’s get physical!
  2. Spice Lanzarote, Canary Islands
    This place is adult-only, clothing-optional, and has a huge outdoor jacuzzi with adult-oriented entertainment! It also has a room for private and group sex parties, a spa offering regular and sensual body treatments, and services such as couples’ erotic photo shoots. Oh la la!
  3. Desire Resort & Spa Riviera Maya
    This is a couples-only, clothing-optional resort that attracts a wide range of guests: older couples, young nudists, and even swingers! Sex is allowed in some public places such as the outdoor jacuzzi and the Sin Room, and all the rooms have spacious bathrooms and naughty décor, including the Kama Sutra themed room.
  4. Artisan Hotel, Las Vegas
    This place is artsy with a kinky twist. Mirrors line the walls and ceilings, as well as a range of eclectic, erotic art. The rooms come equipped with Intimacy Kits, the pool is topless, and porn stars regularly perform karaoke for the guests. The red velvet and black leather furniture, candles, and marble are sure to add to the sexy, naughty vibe for this strictly 21 and over hotel!
  5. Island House, Key West
    This hotel for gay men in historic Key West is everything you’d be looking for on your gay-cation. Clothing optional parties at the hopping bar that stays open till 4 am is a great way to meet hot guys looking for a great time. The spa and various rooms all have erotic décor, and guests can explore the island on gay nude sailing trips to nearby reefs, gay snorkeling outings, and trips to secluded beaches.

Want to get into some naughtiness yourself this holiday season? We can make you feel like you’re on a hot, exciting getaway right here!

Check out more of the naughtiest hotels in the world here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/oyster/the-13-naughtiest-hotels_b_8761366.html

Kinky Cop Sentenced For Trying to Lick Woman’s Feet

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_high_heels_sexyA kinky ex-cop in Houston who pulled over a motorist and then asked to lick her feet has been sentenced to one year in jail. According to the court documents, when the 27-year-old former officer found pot on the woman, he told her he had a foot fetish and would let her go if he could lick her feet! Then he gave her the option of just giving him her panties and calling it good.

The woman reportedly decided to go along with the kinky foot fetish option, and took off her boots. But then when she changed her mind—realizing that he did indeed want to actually lick her feet—and said that she’d rather go with the dirty panty option, the kinky cop changed his mind and let her go. He was formally charged with two counts of “official oppression” this week—not to mention all the public humiliation he’s suffered on the internet.

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Check out more about the kinky cop with a foot fetish.