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Porn Star Booted From Instagram After ‘Joking’ About Sex With Platform’s CEO

A popular porn star had her account removed after she joked about having sex with Instagram’s CEO. Kendra Sunderland, who had a verified account and 2.2 million followers at the time, posted a topless photo to Instagram, which the automated system did not find in violation of community guidelines. Sunderland claimed her posts weren’t removed because she was “blowing” the “CEO of Instagram.”

After posting a few topless photos without consequences, Sunderland went live on her Instagram Story, drinking White Claw off a dildo, and made similar claims. The social media platform issued a statement saying “[Sunderland’s] account violated our policies and we’ve now removed it. This person has no connection to executives at our company, and claims that she received preferential treatment are baseless.” Sunderland later confessed she was simply joking around on Instagram after drinking a few White Claws and clarified she has never even met the CEO.

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Jacob Wohl Strikes Again With Kamala Harris Sex Scandal

wtf-1780728_640Far-right conspiracy theorist Jacob Wohl is back at his democratic smear campaign, this time targeting 2020 presidential hopeful Kamala Harris. He claims he has allegations of involvement in “a series of sexcapades” with Shawn Newaldass, a 26-year-old personal trainer. At a press conference, Newaldass took to the podium to share his story of “sexcapades,” which featured one encounter where Harris supposedly asked for him to “arrange a small orgy.”

Harris’ accuser claims they had a total of 11 “sexual encounters,” taking place in hotels in Iowa; Washington, D.C.; and New York City.  During their third encounter, Newaldass shared that Harris had instructed him to bring “two Black males” to the Willard Hotel in D.C. Halfway through the press conference, a man appeared to deliver a cease-and-desist order, which Wohl claimed was from the Harris campaign.

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Elizabeth Warren Sex Scandal Claim Debunked With Instagram Photo

cup-1010916_1920Far-right conspiracy theorist Jacob Wohl held a press conference in which Wohl claimed bombshell information about a sex scandal involving Elizabeth Warren would be released. Wohl made the claim that Warren’s alleged accuser, a 24-year-old former Marine named Kelvin Whelly, had a scar on his back from their tryst–and he even had the accuser take off his shirt. Wohl also talked about a lime green dildo purchased on Amazon.

A journalist debunked the story within moments on Twitter, pointing out Whelly’s Instagram in which he claimed he got the scar in an accident completely unassociated with Warren. The journalist wrote, “The supposed ‘sex scar’ from Jacob Wohl’s accuser is just from a chain from a swingset. Asked about this, the accuser just shrugged.” A Twitter user laughingly pointed out, “Jacob Wohl’s fake Warren sex scandal guy has a Vin Diesel XXX tattoo.”

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Oregon Church Removes Naughty Sign People Thought Referred To Oral Sex

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You can imagine a passersby’s confusion when seeing a church with a sign that seemed to be making a joke about oral sex. The Westside Christian Church in Roseburg, Oregon put up a sign on its billboard that read: “Forgiveness is to swallow when you want to spit.” The pastor said it was an honest mistake and was not meant to be sexual.

The pastor explained the sign referred to when people get so mad they want to spit, but instead “You should just swallow it and get over it.” A group of volunteers had come up with the message, according to the pastor. He admitted that he could see how people would get the wrong idea: “Uh, yeah. I would guess that’s exactly how people took it.” The church sign now simply reads: “God is love.”

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10 Raunchy Sex Jokes That’ll Make You Say ‘WTF’

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_amy_schumerHere at NiteFlirt, we love us some dirty jokes. But then again, there are dirty jokes and then there are dirty jokes. Here are some of the most hilarious and cringeworthy ones out there.

  1. Why did Miss Piggy douche with honey?
    Kermit likes honey-glazed ham.
  2. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
    She gagged.
  3. How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count?
    You have to chew before you swallow.
  4. What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?
    They can smell it, but they can’t eat it.
  5. What do eating pussy and smoking cigarettes have in common?
    The closer you get to the butt, the worse it tastes.
  6. What happened to Pinocchio when he was masturbating?
    He caught fire.
  7. What does Popeye’s dick smell like?
    Olive oil.
  8. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?
    A seatbelt.
  9. What’s the difference between jam and jelly?
    You can’t jelly something up your ass.
  10. What’s red and has seven dents in it?
    Snow White’s cherry.

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Fox News Host Cracks Oral Sex Joke About Ivanka Trump

ivankaIt seems Fox News just can’t stay away from controversy lately. Jesse Watters, the new co-host of Fox’s The Five, cracked an inappropriate sex joke about Ivanka Trump in the middle of a news segment. After discussing the first daughter getting booed at a women’s conference, Watters ended his commentary by saying he “really liked how she was speaking into that microphone.”

Watters then smirked slyly into the camera before his co-host abruptly changed the subject away from the remark. As Daily Dot explains, “Watter’s pause and expression, along with the closeness with which Ivanka held the microphone to her mouth, made it clear to most of the internet that the Fox host was making an oral sex joke at Ivanka’s expense.” The internet either agreed with Watters or called him out for being a “full blown creeper of women,” as one Twitter user put it. Watters has denied that he made a dirty joke, claiming he was referring to how her voice was “low and steady and resonates like a smooth-jazz radio DJ.” Hmm—yeah, that sounds totally innocent.

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