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Wendy Williams Publicly Declares She Wants To Fuck Larry David

According to Jezebel, over 2/3’s of readers voted they would have sex with Larry David. And now Wendy Williams is adding herself to the long line of people who want to fuck the famous curmudgeon. On her talk show, she talked about meeting him and realizing “all of a sudden, I started to feel my panties drop. I mean, they didn’t but yeah! Yeah!”

“He was just cool as a cucumber,” she remembered. “And he’s older, but you know what? He had a flatty [stomach],” she added. “There’s something virile about him…and he seemed like he could dig a black girl.” Experts agree: Larry David is fuckable.

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‘Fifty Shades’ of Cock: The Best Crotch Shots in Mainstream Film

Since Fifty Shades broke everyone’s hearts with its lack of full-frontal nudity, Jezebel decided to do humanity the great service of compiling a list of the best dick you see on-screen. These 50 films have excellent cock shots from beloved celebrities—and even good ass shots! Here are the top 10 (check out the complete list below):

Chris Evans, Not Another Teen Movie
Whipped cream bikini, anyone? Yum yum!
Jason Biggs, American Reunion
This hilarious shot features the American Pie star’s dick literally up close and personal: pressed against the lens of a magnify glass!
Peter Gallagher, Summer Lovers
A very young, very sexy Peter Gallagher reveals all in this hot summer romance!
Giles Marini, Sex and the City
Who can forget this unforgettable scene of the hot Italian actor bathing nude beneath a waterfall?!
Stephen Dorff, Innocent Lies
Huge dick, and wild doggy-style sex scenes—what more can you ask for?
Wesley Snipes, Wildcats
Snipes definitely let his “wild cat” out in this classic football movie. Score!
Vincent Gallo, The Brown Bunny
This film also famously features an actual, real-live blow job!
Richard Gere, American Gigolo
Classic actor, classic dick.
Kevin Bacon, Wild Things
Bacon wasn’t shy about showing off his pork in this racy movie with plenty of full-frontal nudity and wild pool sex!
Matthew McConaughey, Magic Mike
Giant golden dick, anyone? Praise be!

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Check out Jezebel’s list of the 50 best on-screen dick with all their NSFW glory by here

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BuzzFeed Tells Men To Cut a Hole In a Bar of Soap and Fuck It

In BuzzFeed Motion Pictures’ latest video called “6 Easy Masturbation Hacks For Men,” there’s some pretty strange masturbation tips. One jerking off “hack” involves tapping the head of the dick through the underwear until reaching an “explosive orgasm.” Why a dude would want to take hours tapping his dick through his underwear when he can simply use the tried-and-true method of jerking off is never explained. But the strangest masturbation tip by far is the one involving soap.

BuzzFeed instructs men to cut a hole in a bar of soap and then fuck it, wearing a condom to avoid irritation. As Jezebel says, “This is a deranged solution to a problem that can easily solved with one or two hands and a solid work ethic. This is an urgent care visit waiting to happen. This is a waste of good soap.” BuzzFeed definitely hasn’t thought this one through—we mean, how would guys explain the giant hole in the otherwise perfectly normal bar of soap in their bathroom?

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New Weight Watchers Campaign Suggests Fat Women Don’t Enjoy Sex

Weight Watchers is having a bad PR week after their promotional ad was a big fat flop. The new WW Black campaign sent out a “mood light” to reporters in Australia; basically a lightbulb “you screw in before you screw,” reports Jezebel. But the gimmick didn’t go over well, as it seemed to suggest that big women don’t enjoy sex as much because of body insecurities.

The promotional copy reads: “if you’ve ever felt self-conscious in the sack you’re not alone—we’ve heard that more than half of women have avoided sex because they were worried about how they look. This globe is a ‘mood light’ designed to give you a little boost in the bedroom (a PG sex toy, if you will). We hope it helps you start seeing yourself in a new light.” The senior marketing manager of Weight Watchers has since apologized, saying it was a mistake to send the bulbs. But here’s what big women everywhere are saying to Weight Watchers about the campaign’s grossly incorrect assumption that fat women don’t enjoy sex: shove your lightbulb—and get a clue!

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You Can Now Buy the Playboy Mansion—Complete with Hugh Hefner

Are you particularly nostalgic about all the sexy shenanigans that’s gone on at the Playboy Mansion all these years? Do you have millions to invest in real estate? If the answer to both of these questions is “yes,” we’ve got good news for you: the Playboy Mansion is up for sale!

For only $200 million, you can sleep where some of the most beautiful and naked women have partied, or swim in the infamous grotto. And you’ll never guess the amazing bonus that comes with the house—Hugh Hefner himself! “According to TMZ, whomever purchases the mansion will be required to give Hef a life estate, which means he will be allowed to live there until he dies and becomes an actual apparition,” reports Jezebel. Just think, with Hef thrown in to the deal, you’re getting one house, but twice the nostalgia!

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Tips For Joining the Mile High Club

Let’s face it, we’ve all fantasied about what it would be like to fuck at 35,000 feet. And while it’s not the easiest feat to accomplish, with a little planning and good judgement, it is possible to join the Mile High Club. Here are some tips about how to get it on while soaring through the air.

Travel at night
This is when the passengers and the crews are sleeping, and when the restrooms will be all yours to make some midnight magic in.
It’s better to bang in first or business class
The restrooms will be nicer, and there will be fewer people. If you can, try to get on a nice, roomy Airbus 380. And if you’re going to Asia, you’ll really be in luck—those bathrooms look like spas with their orchids and fresh hand-towels. Basically, they were designed for luxurious sky-sex!
Have a drink to help loosen you up
Since booze hits you harder when you’re 5 miles in the air, a drink or two before getting wild mid-flight is sure to loosen you and your frisky travel companion up.
Go to the bathroom separately
It’ll be more covert if one of you goes first, and the other meets up for the rendezvous a few minutes later.
Make a plan for fucking in those tiny bathrooms
You can put the lid down and sit, or even stand against the door. It’ll be tricky, so consider planning out positions before getting in there to ensure you won’t waste all of your time fumbling around. Either way, it will make for a great story later!

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