Tag: Ireland

Farmers Strip Down For ‘Agri-Porn’ Calendar

Hay Fellas! The 2023 edition of the Irish Farmer calendar has been unveiled to the delight of horny fans across the globe. Labeled “Agri porn,” the calendar isn’t just a monthly parade of chiseled abs, bare chests, and tight-asses in jeans.

“They are a mix of different body types,” the creative director of the calendar said. “They aren’t all big and buff. They do farm work, and people like the reality of it. They are getting something genuine.” And fans will be getting double the pleasure this year: “the calendar is a special edition that features 23 images rather than the usual 12 images. So far, this has gone down a treat with fans and we see new orders coming in every day from all over the world.”

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Check out more about the new “agri-porn” Irish Farmer calendar: https://nypost.com/2022/10/22/irish-farmers-strip-down-for-calendar-to-showcase-something-genuine/

Man With ‘Extra Large Penis’ Strips Down On New Show

A well-endowed man bared all on the new show “My Massive Cock.” “My big dick is a gift from God,” boasted the man, whose cock measures a whopping 10.5 inches while erect. While most on the series complain about their mammoth members, the man claims “my size has benefited my life.”

“Some men on the Channel 4 show cried about how it negatively affects their lives—but it has only brought me fame and fortune,” bragged the Dubliner, who reportedly earns £10,000 ($11,568) per week on OnlyFans. He makes “porn videos with men and women,” and claims his massive dick has allowed him to fuck over 1,000 women. “I was a young Catholic boy from Sheriff Street with nothing and now I am famous for my huge cock,” boasted the porn star, who hopes one day to free his willy on late night TV.

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Check out more about a man stripping down on the new show “My Massive Cock”: https://nypost.com/2022/10/27/man-calls-his-extra-large-penis-a-gift-has-slept-with-1000-women/

Man Suffers Amnesia After Sex

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Maybe the sex was forgettable? A 66-year-old Irish man was rushed to a hospital with short-term amnesia after an “afternoon delight” with his wife. The unusual incident was analyzed in the Irish Medical Journal, with doctors declaring that sex is a trigger for short-term amnesia—officially as known as Transient Global Amnesia (TGA).

The medical journal reports that he lost his short-term memory “within 10 minutes of sexual intercourse.” The man had previously experienced TGA back in 2015, with that episode also occurring shortly after sexual intercourse—he later regained his short-term memory. The authors explain that “precipitation of TGA has been linked with several activities including physical activity, immersion in cold or hot water, emotional stress, pain… and sexual intercourse.”

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Check out more about a man suffering from amnesia after sex: https://nypost.com/2022/05/26/distressed-man-suffers-amnesia-after-sex-with-wife/

Irish Cop Who Filmed Porn In Uniform Wins Fight To Keep Job

An Irish cop has been a very naughty boy. He got in hot water after filming himself having sex on the hood of his police car with an amateur porn star. The Police Commissioner has been pushing to have the man sacked, and the bad cop has been in legal limbo since the XXX video was discovered.

Luckily for the cop, he won the legal battle and cannot be fired over the porn. The X-rated footage shows the cop dressed in uniform, handcuffing the porn star and then fucking her on the roof of the police car. The video earned the budding adult entertainer widespread notoriety in Ireland, where she was already semi-famous having featured in a separate video with two members of the armed forces.

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Check out more about an Irish cop who kept his job after filming porn in his uniform: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9856653/Irish-cop-filmed-tryst-amateur-porn-star-wins-right-job.html

Public Campaign Raises Money To Return Antique Sex Toy To Ireland

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A Victorian ivory dildo will return to Ireland after two years in the possession of an American collector. The 130-year-old antique caught the attention of an Irish online sex toy retailer who immediately recognized it as “an important part of Irish sexual history.” Since she didn’t have the money to buy it, she asked the public for donations so she could acquire the sex toy to gift to a museum.

“I don’t have the extra cash necessary to purchase the ghost-ridden (in more ways than one) ivory sex toy. So I need help. Who can help me save this dildo?” she wrote online. She won the auction, with the item believed to sell for 630 euros (£578). “It goes beyond erotica, it screams love and devotion. It is very, very rare, I have never come across anything like it in 25 years of traipsing around the country. It is a rarity, and it is Irish.”

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Check out more about a woman raising money to buy an antique Irish dildo: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7302029/Antique-Victorian-sex-toy-return-Ireland-mark-countrys-sexual-history.html