Women Share The Sex Moves They Wish Men Didn’t Copy From Porn

Not everything you see in porn should be reproduced in real life. Women everywhere can attest. Here are 9 things they wish men would stop copying from porn.

  1. “Thinking that we orgasm from two minutes of penetration alone.”
    Life ain’t like the movies, folks!
  2. “If there’s anything we should agree on, it’s the lack of moaning. I really don’t get how men can be so silent, but when they aren’t, it’s the BIGGEST turn on.”
    Yes!
  3. “I really don’t understand the appeal of dick slapping. Help me understand.”
    To each (dick) their own?
  4. “What kind of porn are they watching that makes them think fingering is so aggressive? Take it easy!”
    Less is more.
  5. “Going faster when you tell them something feels good/you’re gonna cum. Pro tip: Don’t change a goddamn thing. Keep up the same pace.”
    Preach!
  6. “Asking what’s the biggest dick I’ve ever had. Why do you care? This ain’t a dick-measuring contest.”
    So true.
  7. “Spitting on genitals. Just DON’T. Or at least don’t without asking.”
    This should be a PSA…
  8. “Pulling my hair like the friggin’ reins on an irritable horse kills the mood for me. When you yank my head back like you’re about to waterboard me, I won’t enjoy anything after and you’ll owe me a chiropractor for a month.”
    Watch the neck, guys!
  9. “Calling someone a ‘whore’ or a ‘bitch’ without checking if they’re into it.”
    Just rude. 

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Check out more about what women don’t want men to copy from porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/sex-moves-men-copy-porn

6 Real-Life Mile High Club Confessions That’ll Leave You Speechless

Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel
Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel

BuzzFeed asked its readers to share their wildest sexual adventures on an airplane, and the results did not disappoint. From finger-banging and blowjobs to full on fucking in the airplane lavatory, these thrill seekers definitely know how to keep things exciting in the air. Here are 6 airplane-sex stories to inspire your next adventure.

  1. When the person next to us left to go to the bathroom, we ended up doing the dirty right under the blanket. The adrenaline was great, and we ended up doing the same thing on our flight back.”
    Naughty!
  2. “My boyfriend finger-fucked me under a blanket on a plane. On the flight back, I rubbed him off, also under a blanket. My apologies to the flight attendants.”
    That could’ve made for some uncomfortable aisle banter!
  3. We were on a red-eye back home from a trip to Vegas, and we traded blow jobs. It wasn’t too difficult. The plane was pitch-black and everyone around us was asleep. We didn’t last too long… the thrill of doing something wicked made us both a quick shot.”
    What happens on the plane ride back from Vegas stays on the plane ride back from Vegas.
  4. It was around 3 a.m. and we were, um, feeling it. While everyone was asleep, we went to the bathroom and did the deed. It was fun, but I’m pretty sure we woke up a few people because when we walked out, I heard two or three people snicker a little.”
    When the mood strikes…
  5. “I’m a flight attendant. I once witnessed a couple who met pre-flight. They boarded, and the other flight attendants and I didn’t realize they had been drinking. In the middle of the flight, they started making out in their seats and taking off their clothes before we were able to stop them from going any further.”
    That must have made for an awkward flight!
  6. We waited until about 2 a.m. and the lights were all off and the stewardesses stopped roaming. As I jerked him off, I called him ‘daddy’ and he bit his neck pillow to be quiet, right next to the old man who was sleeping next to him.”
    Oh, daddy!

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Check out more airplane-sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/ive-had-it-with-these-motherfucking-sinners-on-this