6 ‘Innocent’ Things That Set Off People’s Sexual Awakenings

13945229459_f7c474edc0_zSometimes, it’s the most unexpected things that gets us hot. Whether it’s a toy or a character from a Disney movie, everyone remembers that one strange thing that turned them on. Here are 6 “innocent” things that accidentally sparked people’s sexual awakenings.

  1. Walmart’s arcade games
    “They had this one game that was a snowmobile that you rode on and raced around a track. Well, the snowmobile seat vibrated. Needless to say, it was my very favorite game.” You’re in the driver’s seat now, baby!
  2. When Captain Hook kidnapped Tiger Lily
    “The scene in Peter Pan where Tiger Lily is kidnapped by Captain Hook to act as bait for Peter undoubtedly sparked my BDSM kink.” They don’t call it a “fantasy” for nothing!
  3. Ralphie Tenelli’s mom on The Magic School Bus
    “I recently rewatched my favorite episode of The Magic School Bus since it went on Netflix. While I was watching, I realized that Ralphie’s mom – Dr. Tennelli – was definitely why I had liked it. This should’ve been an early sign of my bisexuality.” The MILFS of cartoons…
  4. Nik-L-Nips
    “Anyone remember those squeeze Kool-Aid bottles? With the twist-off tops that you had to suck on? Yeah, I became obsessed with sucking because of those.” Yum!
  5. Jasmine and Jafar kissing
    “That scene in Aladdin where Jasmine kisses Jafar. As I was watching it, I suddenly needed to pee.” Who can forget when she lets the silk scarf seductively slide down her body?
  6. Mom’s “back massager”
    “When I discovered my mom’s back massager felt really good if you sat on it.” Yup, it’ll do that!

What turns you on? We can always surprise you sexually here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about what innocent things set off people’s sexual awakenings:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/sydrobinson1/innocent-childhood-things-that-accidentally-sparked-sexual-a

8 Innocent Photos That Are Actually Totally Filthy 

Sometimes when you see seemingly “innocent” looking things, you wonder if they’re actually innocent or if it’s just your dirty mind. You know, like with that supposedly PG-13 bumper sticker that reads “BJ Mom.” Well, we’ve got good news for you: while you may have a dirty mind, those so-called innocent things are actually totally filthy. Here are 8 photos that prove it (check them out below).

  • Shadow Dicks
    In this picture, the shadows from the bridge appear to be in the shape of a dick. Architecture is so cool!
Image Source: CanYouActually.com
Image Source: CanYouActually.com
  • Vagina rock
    Yeah, we’d be willing to bet everybody has seen at least one pussy in a rock formation. Mother nature, represent!
Image Source: CcanYouActually.com
Image Source: CcanYouActually.com
  • Elmo Experiments
    We know what this seemingly innocent children’s book is really about…
Image Source: Radass
Image Source: Radass
  • Insert fingers and tear along perforations”
    We’ve all seen this on a box—and we’ve all thought the same dirty thing!
Image Source: Men's Den
Image Source: Men’s Den
  • P_ _ I S
    Oh, Wheel of Fortune. We definitely do know the answer to “Where To Find Love.”
Image Source: Men's Den
Image Source: Men’s Den
  • In the Pink: Latex Gloves
    Found right in your local grocery store…filthy!
Image Source: Radass
Image Source: Radass
  1. BJ Mom”
    MILF and proud!
Image Source: Distractify
Image Source: Distractify
  • It’s amazing what you can do with two fingers and a thumb.”
    It certainly is.
Image Source: Distractify
Image Source: Distractify

Want to put that dirty mind to good use? There’s nothing ambiguous about the filthy stuff you’ll find here!

Check out more innocent photos that are actually filthy here: https://distractify.com/humor/2016/08/20/35-innocent-photos-somehow-completely-filthy