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Ikea Reimagines Kama Sutra To Spice Up Your Bedroom

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Ikea has launched its own version of the Kama Sutra sex manual designed to give customers the “ultimate guide to bedroom satisfaction, complete with illustrations.” The Swedish furniture giant has compiled a 44-page e-book to get your interior design juices flowing (pun intended!). It takes inspiration from the Kama Sutra, and like the famous sex manual, promises the “highest level of fulfillment.”

“Whether you’re restless or yearning for more, this book has a position for you,” according to the team behind the guide. “And by ‘position,’ we mean bedroom solution. Wouldn’t want you getting the wrong idea.” It includes a series of 20 bedroom solutions including “Doggy Style” and the “Lotus Flower.” Naughty naughty, Ikea!

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Check out more about Ikea’s Kama Sutra bedroom guide: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6794495/Ikea-launches-version-Kama-Sutra-sex-manual-spice-bedroom-design.html

Man Complains To Ikea About Getting His Balls Stuck In Their Chair 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_steelballsNorwegian photographer Claus Jørstad recently took to Ikea’s comments page to complain about his recent purchase. Like many customers, he had some strong opinions about the chair he bought—except his hilarious post was shared tens of thousands of times. It seems Ikea’s Marius chair, which he bought to use as a shower stool after a knee injury, has some ill-conceived holes in it—if you have testes.

In his own words: “Sitting there and noticing the accident, I bent down to see what the f*ck happened, I realized the little nutter has got stuck.” His “nutter,” (or “the skipper and two sailors”) is his nuts, in case that’s not clear, which got stuck in the holes in the chair. The poor bastard panicked a bit, but luckily the cold water kicked on before too long and, because of the natural miracle known as shrinkage, he was freed. Thankfully, he’s come up with a solution to the Ikea chair fiasco: covering the holes with a washcloth. It’s named “weinermonkey.”

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Check out more about the man who complained to Ikea after getting his balls stuck in their chair:https://www.dailydot.com/irl/ikea-chair-holes-ball-stuck/