Tag: Huge Cock

5 Big-Dick Horror Stories

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisAs members of the BuzzFeed community can attest, bigger isn’t always better. They were asked to share their craziest experiences with giant, thick dicks, and the results will make you squirm in sympathy. Here are their big-dick horror stories to scare the pants off you!

  1. Gag brigade
    “My friend was hooking up with a guy who was so big that, while she was blowing him, she literally threw up every drink she had that night on him. It also triggered a chain reaction, and they both spent the rest of the night in the bathroom.” Oof—no happy ending there!
  2. Jaw-droppingly big
    “I dislocated my jaw trying to give a blow job once.” This shows serious blow job dedication!
  3. Giant Pringles can
    This guy made a bet with his Tinder date that whoever had the biggest dick got to top. “I was speechless when he pulled out a throbbing Pringles can.” Needless to say, it took him “an extra long time to walk up the stairs the next day!”
  4. Tasty delight
    What happens when you get lockjaw in the middle of giving a blow job to your big, girthy boyfriend? “It got to the point where I couldn’t open my mouth wide enough to get his dick out, so I had to pry my mouth open with my fingers. Whoops.”
  5. 12 inches!
    This lady got a whole lot more than she bargained for when her crush’s pants came off: “I asked him how big he was…12 inches. I was all in though! I gave him a few hours of mind-blowing sex. After it was over, I experienced my first walk of shame through my ENTIRE neighborhood and could literally barely walk. Totally worth it, though.”

Looking for some intense experiences yourself? We are always all in!

Check out more big-dick horror stories here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/throbbing-pringles-can

Lifeguard Gets Embarrassing Email From Boss About His Huge Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisOne of the best things about public pools is getting to check out the hot lifeguards on duty. That is, unless you are the pool’s manager, who has to deal with complaints about your employee’s, um, sizable flotation device. That’s right, a 20-year-old lifeguard recently shared the embarrassing email he received from his boss about his too tight swim trunks.

The boss writes: “We have received a few complaints in the past few weeks from a few members about your attire. I’m not sure the most prudent way I can put this, but a few parents have complained about how visible your anatomy is in your suit.” The boss then tried to minimize the awkwardness when he added, “The possibility I see at this point is offering you the board shorts instead.” So now the well-hung lifeguard, in addition to sharing the amazingly awkward email (read below), also posted on Reddit’s thread “Big Dick Problems” about the unforeseen consequences he has experienced because of his 6-inches soft and 9.5 inches hard penis. It seems bathing suits isn’t his biggest problem: “Only one person has been able to deepthroat it all the way.” We guess that big bulge in some guys’ speedos isn’t always a day at the beach, er, pool.

Feel like getting a little wet and wild yourself? Whatever flotation device you’re carrying, swim it over our way!

Check out more about the lifeguard’s embarrassing email about his huge dick here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/01/25/lifeguard-gets-embarrassing-email-from-his-boss-after-complaints-about-his-huge-eggplant/

Man With World’s Largest Dick Goes Viral With New Song

jonahfalconJonah Falcon, the man famous for having the world’s largest dick, is letting it all hang out in his new music video. The 42-year-old with a 9-inch cock (13.5 inches hard!) has already made several documentaries about his member—and has even given advice to well-endowed actor, John Hamm, about how to deal with the attention—and now he’s singing about it. “It’s Too Big” is all about what it’s like to live with a wine-bottle sized dick.

Since its release, the dancey pop song about “the biggest [dick] in history” quickly went viral. And Falcon seems to love the attention: in the video, he wears biker shorts to showcase his giant dick. In everyday life, he says he likes to show off his dick “wearing tight jean shorts, and it would go halfway down my pant leg.” He’s used to people asking him to see his stuff, and he’s usually comfortable just to “whip it out.” And his dick is definitely impressive: “When I’m fully, fully hard, I’m longer than my forearm and bigger than my wrist,” Falcon boasts. Wow, “it’s too big” is no exaggeration!

Looking to get some sexual attention yourself? Come show off your goods right here!

Check out more about the man with the world’s largest dick here: https://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/05/06/it-s-too-big-meet-jonah-falcon-the-man-with-the-world-s-largest-penis.html