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These Are The Strangest Things People Masturbated To

It’s probably true that there’s nothing you can think of that someone hasn’t masturbated to. Whether it’s a sexy cartoon character or an inanimate object, sometimes really weird stuff can turn you on. Here are the strangest things Redditors jerked off to.

A clean apartment
“I laid in bed looking at it and got off on how organized and clean my space was.” A clean home is a happy home—especially when you orgasm in it!
A biology book
“I humped a drawing of a vagina.” Next best thing?
Watching my boyfriend sleep
“Is that creepy?” Maybe it’s kinky!
Mommy kink
Not on NiteFlirt you don’t!
Malcolm in the Middle
“Don’t ask why. I don’t know.” Sitcoms—the new porn?
Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives
“Watching someone eat a seven-stack burger was honestly one of the most satisfying things I’ve ever watched. Also one of the best orgasms I’ve ever given myself.” Food porn, literally.
Male Disney Characters
“You know those oddly sexy drawings of male Disney characters? Yeah…those.” Let’s face it, cartoons are sexy!
A tea set
“I had a weird experience a few years back that whenever I was close I would visualize a tea set.” It does get all wet!

Looking for something unusual yourself? Let’s get weird on NiteFlirt!

Check out more of the strangest things people masturbated to: https://www.refinery29.com/hot-horny-masturbation-sexual-thoughts#slide-10

Porn Stars Reveal Which Mainstream Movies Really Get Them Hot

In WoodRocket’s latest installment of “Ask a Porn Star,” adult entertainers weigh in on the sexiest mainstream movies. Everything from full frontal orgies to full-on romantic lovemaking scenes make the cut if it turns these porn stars on. Here’s their favorite hot and heavy action in Hollywood movies.

Eyes Wide Shut
Katie Morgan admits to having “genuinely masturbated many times” to the infamous masked sex scene in Stanley Kubrick’s final film. So have we all, Katie.
Better Than Chocolate
Draven Star chose the 1999 lesbian romance Better Than Chocolate as her favorite mainstream erotic flick. Yum yum!
The Story of O
Maxine X is a slave for the 1975 kinky adaption of this BDSM classic. “It’s probably the hottest movie I’ve seen,” she says.
Star Wars
“Star Wars episodes four, five and six are the steamiest to Leya Falcon, (who happens to have based her porn name on a galaxy far, far away) ‘because Darth Vader is f*cking sexy,'” says Bustle.
The Expendables
Cindy Starfall loves the “rugged,” “dirty” men who go wild “playing with their guns.” Doesn’t hurt that Sylvester Stallone’s one of them!
“I just watch porn”
Amber Ivy says she prefers the real thing to the silver screen, and likes her sex scenes to be “raw and real.” Fair enough, Amber.

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Check out more Hollywood movies that make porn stars weak in the knees: https://www.bustle.com/articles/198497-what-porn-stars-really-think-of-sexy-mainstream-movies

Comedian Nails Song About All the Horny Parents Who Just Want To Fuck

As so many parents will lament, kids can be a real downer when it comes to getting laid. So one comedian turned her sexual frustration into a hilarious song called “Parental Lovin‘” (watch below). Because sometimes, all parents want to do is “close the baby gate and have a date.”

She sings, “Let’s give the kids some goldfish and turn the TV on. They’ll never even know we’re gone.” When horny parents get “five minutes,” they know to just “go down south, no time for kissing on the mouth.” This is what some quick parental lovin’ looks like: “Scooby Dooby Do me. Pork my Peppa Pig. Yo Gabba Gabba grab my boobies. Pocoyo you poke-a-me. Stuff my Doc McStuffins. Paw Patrol my Jungle Junction.” Wow, those feisty parents—and the names of those children’s shows—are filthy!

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Check out the song “Parental Lovin’” here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/this-song-goes-out-to-all-the-parents-who-just-want-to-have-sex_us_5800eef9e4b0e8c198a78b18

‘Pokémon Go and Blow’ Sex Craze Is Sweeping the Internet

Everywhere you look, people are (literally) walking around with their heads in the game, completely adsorbed in Pokémon Go. But it seems there’s one unexpected side effect of everyone’s Pokémon addiction: horniness. And now there’s an internet craze called “Pokémon Go and Blow” that is replacing “Netflix and Chill” as the next NSA hook up slogan.

Places like Craigslist, Reddit, and Twitter are overflowing with sex-related Pokémon ads. Most people want to “bang our way through a region or two” or “meet up, level up, catch a Jigglypuff, and hook up.” One astute Twitter user noticed how quickly and overwhelmingly “Pokémon Go and Blow” was replacing “Netflix and Chill”: “Netflix and chill is dead. Now it’s Pokemon go and have sex in random spots in your neighborhood.” Some ads are very direct: “Will suck dick for Haunter” and “looking for a 420 friendly girl to go on a Pokemon Go hunt with tonight and rub your clit in my car in between our missions.” Others are more tongue-in-cheek: “Lemme take a Pikachu.” One thing’s for sure—horny nerds sure want to Pokechill!

Looking for something exciting yourself? We’re always up for a wild, kinky adventure!

Check out more about the Pokémon Go and Blow internet sex craze here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/casual-encounters-column-pokemon-go/

4 Weird Things That Will Make You Horny

All types of strange things make people horny (ahem, there’s a fetish for pretty much everything). But you’d be surprised at some of the weird phenomenons that turn people on. Here are some of the craziest stuff that gets people all hot and heavy.

Brain Trauma: Yes, there are accounts of people who’ve become total horn-dogs after suffering a brain trauma. We wrote about a lady recently who went from normal college student to kinky dominatrix after a severe car accident. It’s because brain trauma affects your frontal lobe, which can have the crazy side effect of hyper-sexuality!
Grief:
If you’ve ever grieved, you may already know this, and science backs it up. Grief and sexual arousal are side-by-side in your brain, so anything that triggers fear, panic, or grief can inadvertently trigger your libido.
Rabies:
Rabies: definitely not sexy. But with all that foaming at the mouth and flipping out comes an unlikely side effect: crazy horniess. Because rabies makes your brain get inflamed, it can also cause some seriously dangerous need for action. At least you get some before you die?
Breastfeeding:
Yes, it is creepy to think that breastfeeding can make you horny, but biology is all about playing unseemly jokes on us. Breastfeeding releases a bunch of hormones, including oxytocin, the chemical that’s released during orgasms, which unfortunately can make you feel a bit tingly down there.

Feel like having some weird, sexy experiences yourself? We love crazy stuff that gets you all hot and bothered!

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College Banner Shows Where to Drop Off “Baby Girl” For a “Good Time”

A fraternity at Old Dominion University in Norfolk, Virginia wanted to greet the incoming freshman class in classic Animal House fashion with some banners. They were displayed at an off-campus home and read “Freshman Daughter Drop Off,” with an arrow pointing at the front door, “Go Ahead And Drop Off Mom Too…” and “Rowdy And Fun, Hope Your Baby Girl Is Ready For A Good Time…”. The banners have since been taken down, but these types of rowdy, sex-crazed messages are certainly nothing new.

At Ohio State, a banner read: “We’ll take what we can get @59 Clit #Welcum2Cougartown” (“59 Clit” being a play on the name of the street.) Come on, fellas. You can be more ambitious than that! Take a cue from the Virginia dudes—moms and daughters! Seriously though, what sexy lady isn’t going to see that banner, strip all her clothes off, and run into the house ready for action (and we don’t mean beer pong) with a bunch of horny college guys?! Stay classy, frat dudes.

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Peak Horniness Times of Men and Women

You may have noticed if you’re in a heterosexual relationship that the times when you’re the most frisky are not often the times when your partner is really wanting to get some. And now a new study confirms what you’ve long suspected. The study asked 2,300 people to say what times of the day they most want to fuck really really bad, and found that men and women do indeed have different “peak horniess” times.

Unfortunately, the study concluded “…the two sexes simply operate in different time zones when it comes to sex.” According to the study, men have some serious morning-wood related horniess from 6 a.m. To 9 a.m., while women get all nice and wet right around bedtime, from 11pm to 2am. More specifically, The Telegraph reported that men are especially ready and rarin’ to go right when they wake up at 7:54 a.m., while women prefer a little late night 11:21 p.m. action. An even more disheartening fact: only 11 percent of women said they wanted sex first thing in the morning, and only 16 percent of men said they wanted it last thing at night. This study can be wrapped up in three little words: wah wah wah.

Well, we don’t know about you, but we’re ready and rarin’ to go pretty much any time of the day! As one person in the study said, “I’m awake therefore I horn.” Come bring your “peak horiness” our way!

Check out more about the study here!

NEWS: Transsexual Porn Star Reveals Intimate Secrets in Exclusive Interview

Madison Montag, a self-identified transsexual who was nominated for Performer of the Year for her hot, steamy porn, recently opened up to HuffPost about her sex life, trans identity, and other titillating secrets. The 19 year old grew up in a small, conservative Texas town and realized in her teens that she felt more comfortable as a girl than as a boy. She says now that she’s accepted her transsexual identity, she thinks of herself as a straight woman, and loves anal sex, giving head, and rimming, both receiving and giving (it’s her favorite thing to do in the bedroom).

Even though she’s now a transsexual porn star, she wasn’t always so sexually experienced. The first time she fucked a guy was in a movie theater when she was 14: she felt bad for biting his tongue during a kiss (her first), so when he unzipped his fly and took out his cock, she gave him head out of guilt—and horniness! She’s recently had breast implants to feel more comfortable as a transsexual woman, but is still considering whether to get sexual reassignment surgery since she’s young and has time to decide.

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Lesbian Strapon Fantasies

By MissReaghan

Once upon a time, the male sex drive was important. It was crucial in, quite literally the survival of the species … You needed to be horny all the time because, without your sperm donation, we’d not have survived past the first dinosaur dinner. And I understand that … Hell, I’m even willing to go so far as to thank you for your service to all mankind. Without you, I’d not be here, now would I? However, I’d like to point out that those days are LONG gone … and your sex drive isn’t so important anymore.

Who Cums First?
These days, with the advent of modern medicine and the leaps and bounds we are making as a society … well, let’s just say we’ve evolved beyond the need for a male sex drive and have arrived quite nicely in a place where (as most of my male slaves will appreciate) MY sex drive is far superior to yours and my pleasure takes precedence over everything. This means I can indulge whenever and with whomever I’d desire and you’re just happy to go along for the trip.

Most of you would also admit … whether it be Masturbation Instruction or imagining yourself being stroked by a teasing phone sex Goddess … you are pretty much insatiable. Left to your own decisions, you’d probably cum until you went blind! Thankfully, that’s all become moot since I’m the one in charge now.

Quality over Quantity
Now that we’ve established the order of things, let’s talk about HOW we get to my pleasure. It’s not about how often we have sex … After all, your sex drive is a moot afterthought these days … it’s more about engaging in sexual activities that maximize my pleasure. Strap on play is one of those things that falls in this category. They are:

Always available
Bigger than you
More desirable than you
Empowering (for me, anyway)

Most of you will ask, “I don’t understand, Mistress. How is using a silicone phallus empowering?”

Strapons provide for a physical representation of the essential power exchange relationship. Some of the best orgasms of my life came at the end of particularly intense strapon sessions with my slave boys, without any stimulation to my genitals at all …

Why?
Because I love fucking you in the arse. Using a strapon with my slave boys is … something different than the love and attention paid to my wife when we are intimate.

I don’t find it hot in the sexual sense, per say. After all, anyone can push in and out while grunting and sweating (I’m looking at you cuckolds in the group). Turning you into my little bitch is definitely amusing, and the squealing always makes me grin. It’s more about the imbalance of power … knowing that you are submitting to something that you’d NEVER have done before, and probably wouldn’t do without being prompted.

I know you boys like strap on phone sex no matter who’s giving it, but try it with a lesbian Femdom. You’ll find that we have a special touch when it comes to phallic-shaped sex toys.

I expect my phone to be ringing soon, so don’t keep me waiting.

Back on the Market

By Kinky Kristina

I’m Kinky Kristina and my callers have told me I’m the horniest, kinkiest housewife, and MILF on Niteflirt. Now, I have an announcement to make here on the Niteflirt blog, I’m making the move from horny housewife to hot-to-trot divorcee, because I’m divorcing my husband! I’ve started dating again and this is putting me in an intriguing sexual situation where I’m essentially cuckolding my husband until we’re legally divorced. Ha, he deserves to be cuckolded anyway. Since I’ve been dating again, wearing sexy lingerie, outfits, stockings and heels instead of blouses, jeans and flats is making me very turned on. I’m in my “Dirty Thirties” and being in my sexual prime is an amazing experience I want to share with more Niteflirt callers who want to talk to a horny housewife or MILF.

I’m also an “Anything Goes” type of girl, so we can get down and dirty. I enjoy being on Niteflirt, chatting with men from all over, fulfilling fantasies, role plays and the best bonus for me: orgasms! As many as I want! As a mature woman, I have so much more sexual experience and really know how to get men off in so many different ways. I only started to do phone sex when my marriage was going downhill and it was more for me to have a sexual outlet, since I wasn’t having my sexual needs fulfilled. I wasn’t sure if phone sex, being a virtual form of sex, would be fulfilling but I’ve found that it is such an intense experience, and I try to make it so real and appeal to every sense that a man has. If you want an intense phone sex call experience, then call me.

Come visit me!