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Why Horror Movies Make You Feel Horny

We have good news for horror fans—if you take your date to a scary movie, you’ll probably get laid after. Experts confirm what we’ve all suspected: horror movies can make you feel horny. Any time you feel frightened, there’s an increase in the hormones adrenaline and cortisol, and blood is pumped more forcefully to muscles and extremities — just like it does during arousal.

A psychologist explains, “When we’re watching horror movies, we have a state of fear and anxiety and it makes us have stronger feelings of sexual attraction towards other people.” They add, “When we’re turned on, the blood flows to our genitals . . . Cortisol levels go up both when we’re scared, and when we’re aroused, specifically in situations with new partners or when there’s a novel aspect to sex.” Not only that, but sex is a good stress release, too!

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Check out more about why horror movies make you horny: https://nypost.com/2019/10/21/wanna-get-laid-watch-a-horror-movie-with-your-date/

Judge Said He Got ‘Horny’ During Murder Trial

A now-retired judge in Bermuda has been slammed by the Court of Appeal in England for remarking that he was getting “horny” during a murder trial, according to reports. The judge, who served as a junior Supreme Court judge, was presiding over a murder trial when he told the court: “All this sex is beginning to get me horny.” He made the comment as a witness in the trial testified that he had shared some of the same women as the defendant.

The defendant’s lawyer filed appeal with a higher court, claiming that the judge acted inappropriately during the trial: “In particular, his comment ‘all this sex is beginning to get me horny’ was inappropriate and inimical to the dignity of court proceedings.” In the appeal, the lawyer also argued that the judge did little to stop a witness from using vulgar language in the courtroom, repeatedly saying “fucking pussy.”

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Check out more about a judge who said he was horny during a murder trial: https://nypost.com/2019/09/17/bermuda-judge-slammed-for-saying-he-got-horny-during-murder-trial/

These Cheese Descriptions Are Super Horny

From descriptions like “voluptuously creamy” to “super thrusts,” some take the concept of “cheese lover” a little too literally. These cheesemongers’ sensual, arousing words sound just like they were selling sex. Here are 8 examples of how cheese is truly the best food porn.

“It’s full of rich, voluptuously creamy textures punctuated with a little spicy lift from the blue veining. It develops a melt-in-the-mouth creaminess.”
Mmm, creamy and veiny!
“Pierce the grooved, burnt sienna rind to start the glossy, liquid gold running. Its pungent meatiness will stick with you, both on your palate and in your memory.”
Liquid gold running, indeed!
“Known as the cheddar of Spain, Mahon will serenade your palate like a Spanish conquistador of flavor with a guitar made of desire.”
¡Que sexy!
“Like an Italian bodybuilder, this cheese sweats oil and has the physique to match; tight yet supple, balanced, and rugged on the outside.”
We’re drooling.
“a savory warrior delivering sharp thrusts of sea salt, umami, and seasoned meat to the palate with a lingering zest at the finish. Its firm, granular paste maintains a glossy mouthfeel as a result of the incredible richness and abundance of butterfat content in the sheep’s milk it is produced from.”
This cheese likes it hard and deep!
“Eyes rolling to the ceiling good.”
And toes curling, too!
“wild and untamed, with a luscious, oozing texture, this cheese practically gets down on its knees and begs to be paired with a luscious, ruddy farmhouse saison.”
Hot.
“ever-so-delicately drilled and filled with rich truffle paste. The result is a visually stunning cheese that manages to taste even better than she looks.”
Tongues wagging…

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Check out more about super horny descriptions of cheese: https://mashable.com/article/horny-sexual-sensual-cheese-profiles-descriptions/

Dax Shepard Talks About Having Sex With Jell-O On Late Night

Dax Shepard outdid himself on Jimmy Kimmel when he told the story of the time he had sex with a bowl of Jell-O. Apparently, he was inspired by a movie called Real Genius that had Jell-O sex, so he went to the nearest drugstore and bought five boxes. He said, “This is going to be awesome, I’m gonna want to do this multiple times.”

“I’ve never made Jell-O,” he added. “I’m getting horny just having the boxes.” He was so excited that he didn’t even take it upstairs: “In the kitchen, I enter the Jell-O.” Unfortunately, his fantasy didn’t hold up—literally. “Within six seconds, I’m just sloshing around Kool-Aid. It just completely disintegrates.” Dax Shepard just took a love of Jell-O to the next level…

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Check out more about Dax Shepard’s experience with Jell-O sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/dax-shepard-had-sex-with-jello-and-its-wild

Why You Feel Horny When You’re Sick

If you’ve ever felt horny while lying around sick in bed, you’re not alone. Research suggests that being aroused while you have a cold is a real thing – and it might serve a purpose. Scientists hypothesize that sexual feelings and sickness might be the body’s way of giving you the boost you need to get over a cold.

That’s because cumming – like any other stimulation – revs up the central nervous system. “In particular, it stimulates the sympathetic nervous system, the same part of our brain-body communication that decongestants activate in order to constrict blood vessels and tissues which, in turn, helps to alleviate congestion and let air flow more freely,” reports Daily Mail. Sweaty sheets, hot skin, tired from head to toe—sex or sick day, or both?

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Check out more about why you feel horny when you’re sick: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-6805969/Why-people-feel-aroused-theyre-sick-Orgasms-supercharge-immune-system.html

Gay Porn Star Who Posted Video Of Public Orgy Online Is Fined

A gay porn star who had an orgy in front of shocked subway passengers has been fined for his “lewd behavior.” The sex happened not only openly in front of passengers, but was then posted online with the tag: ‘Outrageously horny, couldn’t help ourselves.’ The three-minute, X-rated clip shows a full range of sex activities involving the porn star HungYoungBrit, who openly advertises his pornographic activity on his Twitter page and is hoping to earn himself an award in America’s porn industry.

The porn star tweeted, ‘Full on live sex in front of general public on subway train. It is outrageously horny we could not stop ourselves 100 per cent genuine footage.’ In court, the porn star claimed the orgy was not planned and that the place where they were having sex was empty. He also argued that his naughty twitter posts were only available on the ‘adult part’ of Twitter.

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Check out more about a gay porn star posting a video online of his public orgy: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6657341/Gay-porn-star-ex-boyfriend-romped-tube-appear-court.html

These Are The Most Sex-Crazed States In America

Size doesn’t matter when it comes to hooking up, according to a new study. The study looked at search data of hookup terms, and as it turns out, the smallest state in America is also the thirstiest for sex. Rhode Island came in first place for the most “sex-crazed” state, followed by Maine, Michigan, New Hampshire and Massachusetts.

Meanwhile, Mississippi ranked last when it came to using Google for help to hook up, preceded by Louisiana, Alaska, West Virginia and Oklahoma. As for major cities, Denver scoured the internet the most for sex, followed by Seattle and Washington, DC. But sexperts were skeptical of the study’s findings: “It’s possible that they search more often or for multiple terms and perhaps they don’t find what they’re looking for right away.”

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Check out more about the most sex-crazed states in America: https://nypost.com/2018/09/25/these-are-the-most-sex-crazed-states-in-america/

This Beer Is Designed To Increase Your Sex Drive

A new beer in the UK hopes to get Brits laid. The English pilsner called “Watercress Warrior” is promising to increase drinkers’ sex drive, according to its brewers. It’s made with watercress, hops and spring water to apparently increase vitality—and its 4.5 percent alcohol content certainly doesn’t hurt!

The aphrodisiac-beer’s logo depicts a well-endowed naked man, who is a symbol of fertility. He’s even featured as an 180-foot chalk drawing on a British hillside. We can only guess that at least one randy couple has fucked on top of his 35-foot erection!

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Check out more about the beer designed to get you horny: https://nypost.com/2018/08/12/this-beer-is-designed-to-increase-your-sex-drive/

This Is Exactly How Many Minutes Per Week It’s ‘Sex O’Clock’

Have you ever wondered how much time each week you spend fucking? According to new research, the average American couple has sex for 69 minutes (seriously, 69 minutes) per week. A survey of 2,000 couples by EdenFantasys found some intriguing data about sex in relationships.

The NY Post reports, “The average couple has sex nine times per month, for 69 minutes per week. That’s 108 times a year, for 60 hours, or, one and half weeks of work.” Other interesting findings show that only 3 percent of couples are horny enough to have sex more than 30 times per month, even though 60 percent said they wished they had time to have more sex. Another 52 percent admitted to marking “sex time” on their calendars to get in some good scheduled action. In fact, Saturday night at 10pm is America’s “sex o’clock,” when 30 percent of respondents say they’ve penciled fucking into their calendars each week.

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Check out more data about how often Americans get busy: https://nypost.com/2018/02/28/this-is-exactly-how-many-minutes-per-week-its-sex-oclock/

What Happens To Your Body When You Stop Having Sex

While it’s hard to imagine a life without sex, you may have wondered what the effects of going through a “dry spell” can have on your body. As it turns out, refraining from fucking takes a toll on both your body and general psyche—especially for women. According to sexperts, some people begin to feel more sluggish, with less “vitality and hunger for sex,” while others might get super horny and fantasize more about sex.

The lack of physical contact can leave some people feeling depressed, since skin-to-skin contact is a primal way humans feel comfort. “Sexual connection gives partners loads of skin-to-skin caressing and touch and can help to regulate one another’s moods,” one sexpert said. This is generally through the release of the feel-good hormone oxytocin. Sex also releases stress, so going without it for a while could make some people literally tense. So there you have it: sex is good for your mind, body, and soul.

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Check out more about what happens to your body when you go without sex: https://nypost.com/2018/03/06/what-happens-to-your-body-when-you-stop-having-sex/