1 in 4 Delivery Drivers Admit To Hooking Up In Their Trucks, Survey Finds

It seems delivery drivers really give the full package deal. A new survey discovered that one in four delivery drivers have hooked up with someone while on the job. “Interacting inappropriately with a customer was one of the most common indiscretions reported,” the findings read, with 27% of drivers participating in “less-than-professional communications” and 25% revealing they hooked up with someone while working.

Customers are also sometimes up for more than just deliveries: “Delivery drivers experience many kinds of things while doing their duties—from strange deliveries to even stranger customers,” the survey explained. One driver said, “When I got to the customer he was super weird, in a costume with an exposed private area.” Meanwhile, 78% of couriers judged people’s orders, recalling the most bewildering ones including sexual lubricant, 20 orders of fries and a 12-foot Christmas tree in March.

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Check out more about 1 in 4 delivery drivers hooking up in their trucks: https://nypost.com/2022/05/12/1-in-4-delivery-drivers-hook-up-in-their-delivery-truck-survey/

UK Gives The Green Light For Hook Ups And Casual Sex

Boris Johnson has good news for horny Britons: casual sex will be allowed again for the first time this year. As part of the government’s latest lifting of lockdown measures, singles will be able to “socialize” indoors—i.e., meet up for sex. Social distancing rules for those who know each other will also be relaxed, meaning casual sex is back on.

Groups of six or two households will be allowed to meet indoors for the first time in months. Overnight visits will also be allowed, while outdoors the limit will rise to 30 in the most significant loosening yet. The PM hailed a “very considerable step on the road back to normality” as he discussed further plans for easing restrictions.

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Check out more about the UK giving the green light for hook ups and casual sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9563525/Casual-sex-allowed-17-Government-gives-green-light-people-meet-inside.html

Tinder Will Give 500 Lucky Matches Free COVID Tests

Horny singles on Tinder looking to get lucky might get even luckier. The hook-up app announced it will send  500 matched couples (1,000 users) home COVID-19 test kits from Everywell.  Tinder members in the continental US can request a pair of kits, one for them and one for a match they’re excited to meet in-person.

“The pandemic has created no shortage of dating obstacles, but we think our members are pretty optimistic about getting back out there,” said Tinder. She cited Jan. 3, this year’s Dating Sunday, as proof of the happy couple’s… ahem, eagerness: Members swiped 3.4 billion times that day, one of the busiest in the pandemic. “We’re excited to be working with Everlywell to make it easier for our members to go and meet their matches safely,” Tinder continued.

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Check out more about Tinder giving 500 lucky matches free COVID tests: https://mashable.com/article/tinder-covid-19-home-test-kits-everlywell/

UK’s “Sex Ban” Will End For Some People

It seems “Sexit” is almost over. The UK’s “sex ban” has been lifted for some frisky lovers. British PM Boris Johnson announced he would partially lift the widely-mocked rules that made it illegal for a person to fuck someone they didn’t live with.

People who live alone will finally be able to meet up with their partner and stay overnight following weeks of separation, effectively ending what British newspapers referred to as the “Boinking Ban.” “There are too many people, particularly those who live by themselves who are lonely and struggling with being unable to see friends and family,” Johnson said when announcing the relaxed restrictions. “We are making this change to support those who are particularly lonely as a result of lockdown measures,” he added.

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Check out more about UK ending the “sex ban” for some: https://nypost.com/2020/06/10/uks-coronavirus-sex-ban-will-end-for-some-couples-this-weekend/

Dr. Fauci Endorses Tinder Hookups

Government coronavirus expert Dr. Fauci has good news for those tired of living their sex life online. Dr. Fauci recently said horny folks can hook up with asymptomatic Tinder matches in real life—but, like love, it involves some risk. The immunologist, who’s been nominated for “Sexiest Man of the Year,” dropped the unorthodox dating tip in a new interview. 

Toward the end of the taped segment, Fauci was asked: “If you’re swiping on a dating app like Tinder, or Bumble or Grindr, and you match with someone that you think is hot, and you’re just kind of like, ‘Maybe it’s fine if this one stranger comes over.’ What do you say to that person?” He answered,  “If you’re willing to take a risk—and you know, everybody has their own tolerance for risks—you could figure out if you want to meet somebody.” He added, “If you want to go a little bit more intimate, well, then that’s your choice regarding a risk.”

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Check out more about Dr. Fauci endorsing Tinder hookups: https://nypost.com/2020/04/15/fauci-endorses-tinder-hookups-with-a-caveat/

‘Pokémon Go and Blow’ Sex Craze Is Sweeping the Internet

pokemonsexEverywhere you look, people are (literally) walking around with their heads in the game, completely adsorbed in Pokémon Go. But it seems there’s one unexpected side effect of everyone’s Pokémon addiction: horniness. And now there’s an internet craze called “Pokémon Go and Blow” that is replacing “Netflix and Chill” as the next NSA hook up slogan.

Places like Craigslist, Reddit, and Twitter are overflowing with sex-related Pokémon ads. Most people want to “bang our way through a region or two” or “meet up, level up, catch a Jigglypuff, and hook up.” One astute Twitter user noticed how quickly and overwhelmingly “Pokémon Go and Blow” was replacing “Netflix and Chill”: “Netflix and chill is dead. Now it’s Pokemon go and have sex in random spots in your neighborhood.” Some ads are very direct: “Will suck dick for Haunter” and “looking for a 420 friendly girl to go on a Pokemon Go hunt with tonight and rub your clit in my car in between our missions.” Others are more tongue-in-cheek: “Lemme take a Pikachu.” One thing’s for sure—horny nerds sure want to Pokechill!

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Check out more about the Pokémon Go and Blow internet sex craze here: https://www.dailydot.com/irl/casual-encounters-column-pokemon-go/

What Grindr Profiles Actually Mean

grindrBuzzfeed’s latest video explores the wonderful and sometimes baffling world of Grindr, the gay hook-up app. If you ever drove yourself crazy trying to decode some hot dude’s ambiguous profile, today’s your lucky day. This humorous (and amazingly accurate) video will answer all of your questions (watch video below).

  1. Sorry If I Don’t Respond
    Translation: “Unless you’re really sexy, honey, then by all means, hello hello.
  2. NPNC 
    Translation: “No pics, no chat. I’m only gonna talk to you if you’re hot.”
  3. Looking
    Translation: “Horny. That’s it.”
  4. Bored
    Translation: “I’m horny, too.”
  5. Headless Torso
    Translation: “I’m not even out yet, but this is a way for me to check out guys.”
  6. NSA
    Translation: “No strings attached. I enjoy being single.”
  7. Masc for Masc
    Translation: “I’m not fem. Seriously, I’m not. What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not feminine?!”
  8. No Fatties, No Hispanics, No Blacks
    Translation: “I think I’m just being up front about what I want, but I’m just being racist and shallow.”
  9. No Drama
    Translation: “No fems, it might rub off on me. I’m being subtly misogynist.”

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Check out Buzzfeed’s video here.