The Goopiest Sex Advice From Goop’s First Sex Issue

LetsTalkSexWhat exactly is Goop sex? None other than Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle advice column for rich health-freaks—but for sex. And as you can probably guess, the sex advice is about as ridiculous and impractical as you’d expect. Here are some of the Goopiest highlights from Goop’s first-ever sex issue.

  1. Become an erotic theater member—for $50,000
    In Los Angeles, you can join an exclusive erotic theater called Snctm for a cool $10,000-$50,000! The theater requires male guests to be a member, be a part of a couple, or reserve dinner. Women can buy tickets and are the only people allowed to touch or initiate contact with another guest.
  2. Only use edible lube
    According to Goop, most lube has parabens, which are “endocrine disruptors.” Therefore, it is only 100% safe to use edible lube. Yeah…
  3. Apply Vitamin E oil or olive oil to your labia to “help moisturize and strengthen the vaginal tissue.”
    Uh huh…. Maybe don’t do that unless you want to sting or infect your pussy?
  4. Condoms have dairy in them
    Vegans, take note!
  5. Ideally, you want to find a vegan, paraben-free, glycerin-free, Nonoxynal-9-free, and benzocaine- and lidocaine-free condom.”
    Ok, can I get that at the drug store?
  6. Goop’s favorite sex toys include a $395 vibrating necklace, a $535 Agent Provocateur cat whip, and a $15,000 gold dildo.
    First class all the way with Goop sex toys! Now where’s that diamond studded cock ring?
  7. “Kegels are important at all stages of life.”
    Now that’s good advice, Goop!

Looking to enhance your sex life? You don’t need vegan condoms and a $15,000 dildo to have first-class fun!

Check out more about Goop’s first-ever sex issue here: https://jezebel.com/the-goopiest-advice-from-goops-first-ever-sex-issue-1775614748

7 Things Everyone With a Pussy Should Know About Kegels

sexyyogaLadies, have you been doing your Kegels lately? You know the importance of pelvic floor exercises for keeping your lady parts nice and toned and ready for action, but do you know how to do them correctly? Here are 7 things you need to know about keeping your pussy healthy and strong with Kegels.

  1. Most people do Kegels wrong
    The majority of people squeeze the muscles around their va-jay-jays like the butt and thighs. “To find the right muscles, try to stop your pee midstream next time you go to the bathroom. The muscles you need to do that are the muscles needed to do a Kegel exercise,” says a physical therapist.
  2. Make sure you squeeze and lift your pelvic floor like an elevator
    “Imagine that elevator going up into your body, hold the elevator, and let it go back down.” And remember the “lifting” is what’s important here — many people just push down on their pelvic floor or squeeze, which isn’t effective.
  3. Ask your gynecologist to check out your technique
    Your gyno can easily tell you if you’re using the right muscles. They can also give you pointers, and let you know about the current tone of your pelvic floor.
  4. You can actually see your muscles working if you’re doing them correctly
    “If you want to check out your Kegels in action, you can lay on your back with a mirror between your legs. If you’re doing them correctly, you’ll see what’s called a ‘clitoral nod’ and an ‘anal wink’ — meaning that your clitoris will shift down and your anus will tighten into a smaller shape.”
  5. You can pretty much do them anywhere
    Sitting or lying down, standing up—however you feel comfortable. And since no one will know you’re doing them, you can literally do them anywhere.
  6. You can even do them during sex!
    “Sometimes it can help your Kegel technique to have something solid to squeeze, like a partner’s penis or a toy,” says the physical therapist. “And since the added ~grip~ can be pleasurable for your partner, that’s some A+ multitasking.”
  7. Kegels will improve your sexual pleasure
    Kegels help your lady parts to function better, and with more strength and blood flow to the area, it’s going to enhance sensations during sex.

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Check out more things every lady should know about Kegels: https://www.buzzfeed.com/annaborges/youre-squeezing-right-now-arent-you#.yyMknE6aJ4

6 Ways For Guys to Improve Their Sex Lives, According to Science

frustrated coupleWhat if we told you that you don’t necessarily need to reach for that bottle of Viagra or the numerous other sexual enhancement treatments the next time you want to keep it rock hard for a marathon fuck fest? According to science, there are many other alternatives that can help you to up your sex game whether you struggle with premature ejaculation, erectile dysfunction (ED), or a low sex drive. Here are 6 proven ways guys can improve their sex lives.

  1. Get some exercise
    Science has shown that men who are the most physically active have the best erectile function and sex drive. By incorporating either 2 hours of strenuous exercise or 6 hours of moderate exercise every week, you can expect serious results in the bedroom.
  2. Do kegels
    While you’re at it, don’t skip exercising your dick! Doing kegels not only helps with premature ejaculation and ED, but it can help you to become multiply orgasmic!
  3. Drink less booze
    “Whiskey dick” is real. Studies have shown that bouts of heavy drinking can lead to problems with getting an erection and reaching orgasm. And for those who regularly abuse alcohol, 72% reported sexual performance problems. While you don’t need to quit drinking, definitely drink in moderation.
  4. Stop smoking cigs and weed
    Research has shown that smokers, who make up just 28% of the population, make up a whopping 40% of those with ED. And those who smoke weed are also at risk for developing erectile problems, since cannabis inhibits receptors in the dick.
  5. Learn to love your dick (not literally)
    Over 50% of men reported feeling that their penis was too small. This self-consciousness can lead to performance anxiety during sex. The good news is your cock is probably perfectly normal. Not only that, but the vast majority of women say that they’re totally happy with their partner’s size.
  6. Use lube
    Using lube inside the condom contributes to more arousal. It enhances your pleasure and comfort while wearing it, and if you put some on the outside, it’ll feel amazing for your partner, too.

Looking for ways to enhance your pleasure? We can help you keep it rock hard right here!

Check out more ways for guys to improve their sex lives: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/playboycom/10-ways-men-can-improve-t_b_8639216.html

The Health Benefits of BDSM

Not that long ago—as in before the DSM of Mental Disorders in 2013—kinky sex, BDSM, and fetishism were considered a mental disorder among health professionals. But now, thanks in part to the popularity of Fifty Shades of Grey, kinky sex has become more accepted and more mainstream. A study showed that 36% of adults have used bondage, which is a good thing because, as it turns out, BDSM has a host of health benefits. Here are some:

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  1. Improved Mental Health
    A 2013 study looked at the psychological characteristics of kinksters to determine whether they were psychologically damaged in some way. The study found not only were they fine psychologically, but were actually more well adjusted than their vanilla counterparts! “Overall, the BDSM sample felt more secure in their relationships and had an increased sense of well-being. They were more conscientious toward others, more extraverted, more open to trying new experiences, had decreased anxiety, and were less sensitive to others perception.”
  2. Less Stress
    Research shows that practitioners of BDSM enter an altered state of consciousness similar to meditation, yoga, or “runner’s high.” These types of activities lessen the stress hormone cortisol, which protects against high blood pressure, suppressed immunity, and insulin resistance.
  3. Better Cognitive Function
    Pain reduces function in the limbic and prefrontal areas of the brain, which affects working memory and executive control. Researchers found that during BDSM sessions, blood flow to these areas were reduced, resulting in an altered state of consciousness. Those in the BDSM community call this “subspace” for submissives, and “topspace” or “flow” for dominants. Kinksters consider it both an enjoyable experience, and a spiritual one.
  4. Improved Relationships
    Researchers looking into couple bonding in BDSM found that participating in successful sadomasochistic scenes increases the feelings of connectedness and intimacy for partners. It also releases dopamine, which is the feel good hormone you experience when first falling in love. This because of the novelty and excitement BDSM can bring to a relationship, which is similar to having a thrilling adventure together!

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Sex Helps You Get Pregnant and Fight a Cold

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9Sex seems to be nature’s miracle: it helps head aches, stomach aches, boosts happiness and well-being, and now, according to two new studies, has proven to help women conceive and fight a cold! Newsweek reported on two papers that show sex can boost the immune system and can increase a woman’s chance of getting pregnant even if she’s getting laid during infertile times. So, basically, if you’re trying to have a baby (and hate getting sick), having a lot of sex is your best bet!

This is because the healthy cells that get built up in sexually active women to help them conceive also boosts the immune system, which helps the body fight off infections and illness. Frisky ladies also have more white blood cells and antibodies, helpful for fighting off “bacteria, viruses and other microbes.” In other words, their bodies go into protective mode in case of pregnancy—which is why the ladies who weren’t getting laid did not have the same antibodies as those who were. This finding shows that couples don’t need to wait for peak ovulation times to try and get pregnant—the best course of action is just to go at it as much as possible!

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Check out more about how sex helps women get pregnant and fight a cold here.

8 Facts Every Dude Should Know About His Dick

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_strawberrySure, you know your dick intimately, but do you know why hot tubs are bad for your balls? Or that not getting enough sleep can make you lose your boner? As Buzzfeed says, these facts are sort of like “the owner’s manual you never knew you needed.” Here are 8 facts every dude needs to know about his cock.

  1. The penis is a good indicator of your overall health
    One doctor says, “It’s like the dipstick of the body’s health.” That’s why if there’s something wrong with the genitals, you should go see your doctor to make sure it’s not a symptom of something else. And similarly, if there’s something wrong with your health, your dick could be affected too.
  2. Premature ejaculation is a lot more common than you think
    Premature ejaculation is when you cum about one to two minutes after penetration and then feel distressed and anxious about it. Statistics show that it affects about 10%-30% of men at some point in their lives. But those who suffer from it every time should talk to their doctor—it can be overcome.
  3. Your testicle size is important
    Your testicles should be about the same size and each be about the size of a walnut. If they’re too big or too small, there could be a problem with your sperm, in which case go see your doctor.
  4. Hot tubs are really bad for your balls
    “It’s like dunking your testicles like teabags in hot water,” says a doctor. That’s because getting your balls too hot halts your sperm.
  5. Cumming a lot is very good for you
    Ejaculating often is good for you because it lowers your risk of prostate cancer. Not to mention all the health benefits, like lower stress and increased happiness.
  6. Sleep deprivation can mess with your boner
    Not getting enough sleep can make you lose your morning wood and decrease your sex drive.
  7. Wash your dick after sex
    Since bacteria can grow faster when cum dries out on the skin, washing after sex will help you avoid infection.
  8. Don’t get your dick pierced
    In case you were considering it, consider this: possible complications include “significant bleeding, chronic irritation, or even damage to the urethra—which could leave you peeing out of the new hole.”

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Pelvic Floor Exercises Are the New Kegels For Men

KegelsKegel exercises are having a moment in the health world. You remember kegels—the exercise those sassy ladies on Sex and the City popularized where you squeeze your vaginal muscles regularly to keep it nice and tight down there for increased sexual pleasure. Well now kegels is being rebranded with a trendy new name: pelvic floor exercises. And these days, men are hopping on the kegels bandwagon for the latest thing in healthy living.

That’s right, yogis and strongmen are now claiming that keeping the pelvic floor strong is the key to overall health. One yogi explained, “What society is starting to realize now is that the pelvic floor is the foundation of good breathing and works synergistically with your diaphragm. If your pelvic floor is too tight or loose, you are not breathing as well as you possibly could.” Pelvic floor exercises also help to improve bladder function, which is very important for health and well-being. But fitness buffs caution men not to over-do it with the “‘lift it up,’ ‘squeeze it,’ and ‘flex flex flex’” exercises—a too tight or toned pelvis can cause what’s called “hypertonicity,” which can be detrimental to health.

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Read more about the pelvic revolution here.

Meet the Woman with Two Vaginas

4305595470_3f705f390f_zCassandra Bankson is a model, Youtube star, and now, as she’s just discovered, a woman with two vaginas. She recently did a TV segment where she visits a doctor to learn about her condition, and also finds out that she not only has two vaginas, but two uteruses and two cervixes as well! Her pussy-deux was supported by an actual medical professional on the program, so it’s been proven that she does indeed have two vaginas (unlike the three-breasted woman hoax).

Bankson’s condition is known as “uterus didelphys,” and since it affects about one out of every 3,000 women, it’s not as uncommon as many might think. So, you might be wondering whether having two pussy’s is actually pretty awesome. Well, yes and no—according to Bankson, some women have more sensation due to the large amount of nerve endings, so having two vaginas sounds like it could be amazing sexually. But logistically, it could also be problematic in terms of getting pregnant, not to mention having two lady-times a month. But for now, she’s not too concerned, and is just trying to live a normal and happy life—with her two vaginas!

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Check out a video of the incredible woman with two vaginas here!

NEWS: Are Women Really HUNG-up on size??

Patrick Moote is a handsome young comedian and actor who went on a quest after a failed marriage proposal to his girlfriend at a UCLA basketball game went viral. I actually watched some of the youtube and felt so horrible for the guy I couldn’t bare to watch the rest. This rejection lit a fire in Moote to create “Unhung Hero”, a documentary showcasing his truth-seeking journey of whether or not penis size matters.

According to Men’s Health, “Unhung Hero played to a packed house at SXSW, no doubt thanks to Moote plastering photos of himself—his whole self—all over the festival to drum up interest in his flick. Afterward, the brave star shared why coming up short is anything but a death sentence for your love life.”

Patrick tells Men’s Health: “To be completely honest, I think physically, there’s a big problem with having too big of a penis. If your penis is too big, physically you don’t fit with this person. Women have different-sized vaginas, men have different-sized penises, and you find the right fit for two people and it works. But it’s more than just a physical fit. Your interests have to work together. We did a ton of man-on-the-street stuff, which I hated because it was me talking to strangers about my penis. [Laughs] But we talked to a bunch of guys where a small penis, for them, was something they almost wanted because there were times in relationships where, physically, it didn’t work. The sex hurt the women. If your penis is small, at least you can supplement—physically, you’re not actually hurting the person.”

I applaud Moote, he might not be well endowed but he has a set of balls on him for coming forward and making this documentary, and that is sexy! I personally don’t need a man to pack heat, however I won’t complain . I do agree with Patrick Moote that there is a right fit for each person, and there is much more to factor in, if in fact you are looking for more than just sex. I can’t say that a missile is going to keep a relationship going for the long haul; I would think there has to be more. To read the rest of Moote’s interview with Men’s Health click here.

Link for Article: https://news.menshealth.com/patrick-moote-unhung-hero/2013/03/23/