Tag: Halloween

Here’s The Porn People Search For On Halloween

6074_1Pornhub truly knows how to make Halloween the sexiest night of the year. According to their new data, users really like getting spooky with their porn toward the end of the October. Halloween-themed searches begin to skyrocket on the 31st, with search terms like “costume,” “scary” and “Halloween sex” among the most popular.

Other popular search terms include “trick or treat,” “costume orgy,” “dirty maid” and “lesbian witch.” Pornhub reported that the top five most popular costume searches from this year were teacher, maid, nurse, police/cop, and Harley Quinn (which Pornhub named the “sexiest” Halloween costume). Superhero costumes in general were very popular on Pornhub, especially Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Catwoman, and Captain America. If you planned on staying in this past Halloween, these are ideas for how you could get creative with your time.

Looking for a good way to remember your Halloween? Come get “scary” with us at NiteFlirt!

Check out more of the porn people search for on Halloween: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/10/178594/halloween-costume-porn-video-search

8 Sexy Costumes To Take Your Role-Playing To The Next Level

genie-lampWhat better time to experiment with role-playing than on Halloween? A costume can bring out new sides of yourself and inspire you to get adventurous in the bedroom. Here are some of the sexiest costumes to help you get into character.

  1. Spiderman
    While you can’t actually shoot webs, you can use this as the perfect excuse to tie up your partner!
  2. Harley Quinn
    This character’s one of the most searched for on Pornhub for a reason. You’ll have no problem getting into the mood with this sexy ensemble.
  3. Jessica Rabbit
    The sexiest cartoon vixen in film history and she comes with the added bonus of some steamy detective scenarios.
  4. Morticia Addams
    Morticia and Gomez are one of the kinkiest fictional couples, ever. Whips, chains, swords, and waltzing await you!
  5. School uniform
    Sexy school girl, anyone? Hit me baby one more time!
  6. Little Red Riding Hood
    With this little girl lost in the woods scenario, you’ll do plenty of riding!
  7. Leopard
    Looking for some wild sex? You’ll be scratching and howling!
  8. Astronaut
    “Ready for a challenge? Pretend you’re an astronaut coming into, um, contact with an alien (your partner) for the first time,” says Refinery29.

Looking for something new and naughty? Let’s get adventurous here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more sexy costumes to take your role-playing to new heights: https://www.refinery29.com/2016/10/125005/sexy-role-play-costumes#slide-16

These People Really, Really Want To Fuck Pennywise From ‘It’

clowns-1021587_640It seems the terrifying clown from Stephen King’s It is inspiring some very naughty nightmares—or more accurately, sexual fantasies. The new release of the movie has not only been a commercial hit, earning $572 million worldwide, but has also spawned a horny fan base. There’s now a Tumblr titled “Your Darkest Desires,” in which people confess to really wanting to have sex with Pennywise, the antagonist of the film.

The confessions are usually written by women who want to do anything and everything to Pennywise and vice-versa. They often involve a submissive being dominated by the demented clown or a woman who dominates Pennywise. One post says, “I want to choke on Pennywise’s giant cock while he pulls my hair with his claws.” Another describes a woman “slowly crawling to him, unzipping his pants and feeling something rather large in the process.” The post continues, “Something tells me that isn’t a balloon”.

Looking for something naughty yourself? Is that a balloon in your pocket or are you just glad to see us? Come honk your rubber nose here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about all the people who really want to fuck Pennywise: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/pennywise-confessions-is-the-internets-weirdest-tumblr/

Find a Boo With These Halloween Pick Up Lines

genie-lampWhat is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? Something about dressing up in a costume makes everyone want to get spooky, if you know what we mean. This Halloween, get a sexy treat with these pick up lines.

  1. “I don’t have a costume, can I go as your date?”
    Cheesy, but effective.
  2. “You make my heart beat faster than a haunted house.”
    Haunting!
  3. “Are you a ghost? You’ve been haunting my dreams all night.”
    What ghost wouldn’t want to go all night with this pick up line?
  4. “I ‘witch’ you’d go out with me.”
    Scary good!
  5. “It’s scary how good we’d look together.”
    Awww, er, we mean, ahhhh!
  6. “Went trick-or-treating, but I didn’t get any Hershey’s. Can you share some kisses?”
    How sweet!
  7. “Will you zom-be mine?”
    Only if you’re up for (All) Night Of the Living Dead!
  8. “I’m the ghoul for you.”
    Sounds ghoul to us!
  9. “You’re bewitching.”
    Better watch out—we’ll put a spell on you!
  10. “You must be a zombie, you’re drop-dead gorgeous.”
    We’ll eat you alive!

Looking for a sexy treat this Halloween? Come get spooky right here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more Halloween pick up lines: https://www.refinery29.com/halloween-pick-up-lines-openers#slide-14

Someone Has Turned the Babadook Into a ‘BabaDong’ Dildo

Want to put a little creep in your cooch? Horror fans rejoice: the Babadook has been transformed into a giant, girthy dildo named ‘BabaDong!’ A Los Angeles-based special fx artist is currently trying to make his spooky sex toy a reality with an Indiegogo campaign.

“If the goal is met, the Babadong will go into production, so you will all rest assured that your Babadongs are getting Babadone,” the artist said. The BabaDong is 7.5 inches from base to tip and has a girth of 5 ¾ inches around its thickest part. People on Twitter are loving the BabaDong Dildo: as one person said, “I’m not sure I wanted to be around to see this but here we are. Living on a planet with a 7.5 inch dildo called the BabaDong.” We had the same reaction.

Looking for something a little strange? Come to NiteFlirt and let’s get spooky!

Check out more about the BabaDong Dildo here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/06/22/someone-turned-babadook-babadong-dildo/

6 True Stories Of One Night Stands

michelleOne night stands: we’ve all had them. From hot sexual encounters to really awkward morning afters, every one night stand is different. Here are real stories from a variety of women sharing their orgasms, embarrassments, and more.

  1. “I had sex with a guy dressed as a pumpkin at a Halloween party. Unbeknownst to me, while we made out, his orange face paint smeared all over my face and would not come off, no matter how much soap I used.” That is one red, er, orange-faced walk of shame!
  2. “So I go home with this random girl. Wake up at her place in the morning, and when I get the into the kitchen, her mother is sitting at the table with a kid. Greets me with, ‘Want breakfast?'” Ummm, do you have pancakes?
  3. “When I got to his room, there was a big chalkboard on the wall covered in names and I didn’t think anything of it. When I was leaving, he asked me to sign it.” One more notch on the…chalkboard?
  4. “Met a hot guy in a club. We fuck. I fall asleep. In the morning, I wake up and all of my food in the kitchen is gone. Literally, all of it. From the fridge, from pantries, from cabinets, etc.” He must have worked up quite the appetite!
  5. “I went back to this girl’s place, hammered. I remember it kind of looking like a church. Turns out, it was (she was interning there). Basically, I had to ramble through a walk of shame the next morning (Sunday morning) past a bunch of people attending morning Mass.” Jesus, that’s awkward!
  6. “I’ve had so many crazy weekends in Montauk, but having sex with a hot guy on his share house’s porch when everyone went to sleep takes the cake. I hadn’t intended on going that far with him, but as soon as he sexily untied my wrap dress from the front, I readily took it off.” Porch sex is the best sex!

Looking for a memorable sexual experience? We’re all about no-strings-attached here at NiteFlirt!

Check out more real stories of one night stands: https://www.refinery29.com/one-night-stand#slide-23

This Woman Wore An Unsolicited Dick Pic Costume

9741737763_d422cd07c8_zIf you’re one of those people who plans their Halloween costume months in advance, we’ve got a seriously great one: an unsolicited dick pic! A clever lady wore the costume to a “The Internet” party and, obviously, it was a big hit (unlike unsolicited dick pics in real life…). “The perfectly executed costume featured a slightly curved tip/hat and an all-too-real, probably because it was, text convo (sample line: ‘fancy a fuck?’),” reports Refinery 29 (check out a pic below).

Not surprisingly, the internet went berserk for the hilarious costume—right down to the brilliant pink suede skirt. “Not all heroes wear capes. But some wear unsolicited dick pic costumes,” said one Twitter user. We think it’s fair to say, this woman wins the costume contest!

Looking for some naughty fun yourself? It’s never too early to start breaking out the freaky costumes at NiteFlirt!

Check out this woman’s unsolicited dick pic costume here: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/07/164920/dick-pic-costume-party-clementine-ford

Shocking Threesome Horror Stories For Halloween

pumpkinThreesomes: super hot! But sometimes a sexy fling can turn into a freakish nightmare. Here are 6 threesome horror stories that will terrify you this Halloween!

  1. The unexpected facial
    What happens when you have a threesome with two buddies who insist you ride one while blowing the other? This: “He pushed my head really hard into him, right as he was about to cum, which made me choke and pull away. This made all of his cum spray right onto his buddy’s face, and a bit got into his mouth. I will always wonder if their friendship survived that sperm facial.”
  2. When Aunt Flow interrupts a threesome 
    “The other girl was sitting on my face, and she was really wet, so I was excited, but all of a sudden the guy was like, ‘Um, what’s on your chest?’ She apparently just started her period and her blood was all over me.” Thanks a lot, Aunt Flow!
  3. When bondage goes wrong
    Here, one member of a threesome was the literal odd man out after getting chained to the bed post: “Eventually the sex sort of migrated from one end of the bed to the other, and I couldn’t reach either of them. I was like, ‘Uh… guys?’ But they were too busy to notice. I ended up sitting on the edge of the bed and awkwardly watched my two friends have sex, just out of my reach.”
  4. The threesome virgin
    Sometimes getting it on with a threesome virgin can have disastrous consequences: “He was having sex with her from behind while she went down on me. He thrusted very hard and she accidentally CHOMPED down on my clit.” Ouch!
  5. Out of this world with Star Trek sex
    “Both guys were in full Spock cosplay when I showed up. Still had sex.” Threesome: the final frontier!
  6. Bad baby
    “A friend of a friend had a threesome with her husband and another guy, and she got pregnant with the other guy’s baby.” Oops!

Want to have a sexy fling? You won’t find anything scary on NiteFlirt—unless you’re into that!

Check out more threesome horror stories here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/threesome-horror-stories

8 Naughty Halloween Costumes For Men 

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What is it about Halloween that brings out the naughtiness in people? From every iteration of a “sexy” costume to ones that are basically just a dirty joke, Halloween seems to make everyone randy. Here are 8 naughty Halloween costumes for men that will have you asking Trick or Treat?

Adult Genie In a Lamp
The lamp around your waist reads “Rub Me!” It’ll take magic for that one to work…

Shocker Costume

Yup: a giant hand holding up two fingers (for the pink) and a pinky (for the stink). The product description on this one reads, “Those three fingers will leave you well remembered among the ladies.” Or maybe they’ll just be shocked?

Free Willie Adult Costume
This one takes a beloved children’s movie starring an adorable whale and turns it into a dick joke. Not sure the ladies will be cheering for you in the end in this costume…

 

Wanna See My Nuts
It’s a tree costume with a cute squirrel popping out from the groin area. Are we noticing a trend here with punny dick jokes?

Down For the Count
Take Dracula and a horny vampire who loves to give blow-
jobs and you’ve got the perfect costume!

The Fire Extinguisher
It’s a fireman’s costume—but with a hose for a dick! Don’t see many women putting out your fire with this.

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Adult Droopers Costume
It’s a dude dressed up as an old lady wearing a “Droopers” crop top (like the Hooters one)–only with fake droopy tits hanging down!

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Hung Like a Horse 
Strap a horse’s head to your crotch and you’re good to go!

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Looking for a little naughtiness yourself? You don’t need a dirty costume to get a good treat this Halloween!

Check out more naughty Halloween costumes for men here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sexual-male-humor-costumes_us_57f2b7d6e4b0d0e1a9a923b6?

The Secret Life of One Man’s Cock

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_lab_penisHave you ever wondered if your dick has a secret life all its own? And, if so, what types of crazy shenanigans it gets into when you’re not paying attention? Well, one photographer from San Francisco wondered this very thing, and started a strange and wonderful Tumblr called “Things My Dick Does” to investigate (check out the images below). “I’ve always wondered what my dick does in the times he is up before I am,” the photographer writes in his Tumblr’s intro. “He must get so bored waiting for me to wake up. Happens EVERY day. Poor little guy.”

The man—who’s chosen to remain anonymous—told the Huffington Post that the pictures began as humorous sexts and progressed to a series that explored such things as what his “Little Dude” did for Halloween, or while baking a cake, and even making friends with a stuffed hedgehog! In the Halloween picture, his cock is dressed up as a mummy: “So we have been trying on some costumes and he wanted to start off with a classic! “Mummy! Can I go out and…” he jokes. Later, his cock makes a new friend with an adorable hedgehog: “He was a little skeptical at first. But then he warmed up to the idea of having a cuddle buddy. These two are so cute together! Dawwww.”

Is your little guy looking to make a new friend? We have the perfect companions for him right here!

And now: the photos of “Things My Dick Does.”