Trump Joked That Sarah Sanders Should Have Sex With Kim Jong-Un

Trump made an off-color joke involving one of his staff members and a vicious dictator. In Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ new book, Speaking for Myself, she tells a story about Trump suggesting she take “one for the team” and have sex with North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un. According to the Guardian, Jong-un winked at Sanders during a 2018 summit in Singapore.

Sanders says she related this to Trump, who said, “Kim Jong-un hit on you! He did! He fucking hit on you!” He added, “Well, Sarah, that settles it. You’re going to North Korea and taking one for the team!” Trump continued, “Your husband and kids will miss you, but you’ll be a hero to your country!” Sanders did not find this exchange funny, unlike the three other men present who yucked it up with Trump.

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Porn Stars Bash Ted Cruz In New Funny Or Die Clip

cruzYou might think porn stars love the publicity after Ted Cruz was caught “liking” a porn video, but you’d be wrong. In Funny or Die’s latest clip, x-rated actresses literally bare all in bashing the conservative politician. According to these adult entertainers, porn should be for all adults—except Ted Cruz (watch the hilarious video below).

“We don’t want our films anywhere near Ted Cruz…because he’s too gross,” explains a porn star. They go on to explain that they’ve experienced plenty of gross things in porn—“I’ve been peed in my butt and in my pussy…I’ve snorted cum,” for example—but “Ted Cruz is grosser than all of that combined.” In short, they urge Ted Cruz to stop watching porn: “I can feel your tiny beady eyes staring at me and it gives my soul diarrhea.”

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Check out the Funny or Die clip: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/porn-stars-hate-ted-cruz-twitter_us_59ba9ea0e4b02da0e13fd0f5