Tag: Grindr

NYC Residents Sue Over Squatters Having ‘Very Loud Sex’

A warning to those who are loud in the sack: you might get sued. A pair of alleged squatters have soured life for neighbors in a Chelsea building with “very loud” sex, a lawsuit alleges. Neighbors claim the squatters have brought “overall nuisance” to the NYC apartment, where they’ve failed to pay any rent for more than a year, legal papers claim.

Residents have complained about “walls shaking” and “very loud sounds of sexual intercourse” coming from the unit, according to Manhattan Housing Court papers. One of the squatters called the accusations “exaggerated,” though he admits “there were times I had a guest. It could have been any Grindr hookup.” This could only happen in New York City…

In the mood to “shake your windows and rattle your walls?” Sorry, neighbors—call NiteFlirt!

Check out more about a lawsuit against squatters having very loud sex in an NYC building: https://nypost.com/2022/01/01/nyc-squatters-driving-neighbors-nuts-with-very-loud-sex-suit/

Two Men Attempted To Join The Florida Capitol’s ‘Grindr Mile High Club’

2900305586_530cf11668_oTwo Florida men were eager to join Tallahassee’s version of the Mile High Club at the Florida Capitol recently. They’d met on Grindr, and decided to hook up in the bathroom on the top floor at the Capitol. Unfortunately for them, an officer with Capitol Police went into the restroom and observed “two pairs of shoes in the handicap stall that were nowhere near the toilet or sink.”

The Tallahassee Democrat reports, “one of the men looked over the stall divider to see who’d come in. The officer heard what sounded like clothes being put back on and ordered the men, ages 20 and 21, to come out of the stall.” The men, caught red handed, admitted to fucking in the stall. Luckily for them, the officer didn’t charge them because he did “not witness any lewd or lascivious behavior.” Sounds pretty hard to join the Grindr Mile High Club at the Capitol!

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Check out more about the Grindr Mile High Club fail here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/04/12/police-officer-interrupts-two-men-attempting-join-florida-capitols-grindr-mile-high-club/

Grindr Launches Custom Gay Emojis

MAIN-Grindr-emojisGrindr has a solution for all those thirsty gay guys who were worried they were being too subtle with the eggplant emoji: ‘gaymojis’! The gay dating app’s custom gay emojis is adding a special way for naughty dudes to flirt. The kinky cartoons are explicit and varied enough for users to really, ahem, experiment with.

There’s handcuffs, a banana hammock, a guy on the top bunk and a guy on the bottom bunk, and even a pierced eggplant! And if you aren’t confident those will get your message across, there’s an emoji of a ball-gagged and blindfolded man. “Almost 20 percent of all Grindr messages use emojis,” creative director of Grindr told the New York Times. “There’s this shift going on culturally and we need to follow the users where they’re taking us,” he said. Grindr, instead of a high-five, you get a giant hand slapping an ass!

Feel like getting naughty yourself? Well, we say: peach with a telephone emoji!

Check out more about Grindr’s new gay emojis: https://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/grindrs-new-custom-emojis-theyre-10032706

Lust For Life: Why Sex Is Better In Your 80s

Image Source: Georgie Pauwels on Flickr
Image Source: Georgie Pauwels on Flickr

We’ve got good news about aging: it’s possible you could enjoy a later-life sexual peak. People in their 80s who still get frisky are often looked at as a curiosity, but lately research has shown that some older folks enjoy an active sex life. It seems older people find the emotional side of sex more fulfilling and share more sexual compatibility with their partners than in their 50s, 60s and 70s, a time of middle-age when many experience a sexual drought.

While it’s true that the majority of older people don’t have a robust sex life, as researchers say, “Among those who were [sexually active], it was quite interesting that they seemed happy with their sexual lives.” These octogenarians are considered “the healthiest people in older ager,” and there’s even been several documentaries made about their swinging sexual lifestyles, including one featuring an 80-year-old burlesque dancer and another with a 82-year-old who loves Grindr and reportedly “had sex eight times in seven days!” If these frisky older folks are any indication, aging doesn’t need to mean slowing down in the bedroom!

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Check out more about why sex is better in yours 80s: https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/shortcuts/2017/feb/14/lust-for-life-why-sex-is-better-in-your-80s

Man Sues Grindr After 700 Men Turn Up For Sex Due To Fake Profiles

Image Source: Flickr.com: amandahinault
Image Source: Flickr.com: amandahinault

A man is suing Grindr for allowing his ex-boyfriend to create fake profiles of him on the gay dating app in order to lure men to his home and work. Allegedly, strange men began visiting him daily, assuming they would have sex, and the man believes there have been close to 700 in the past year. He also got several phone calls (the man’s ex gave out his number), and scores of unsolicited dick pics.

Things began to escalate and sometimes turn violent when the fake profiles drew men interested in rough sex, orgies, rape fantasies and drug use. The man’s suit alleges that Grindr refused to respond to any of his 50 calls regarding the issue and, despite a judge signing an injunction to force Grindr to block the fake profiles, they still haven’t taken action. “A malicious user is just running amok using their product as a weapon,” said the man’s lawyer. “Grindr can control that, and they’re not.” The man claims his life is “a living hell”—very unsexy, Grindr.

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Check out more about a man suing Grindr over fake profiles by clicking here

8 Even More Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part II

As you probably know, sex can be awkward. And as we already covered in “8 Awkward Moments You Have During Man-on-Man Sex, Part I,” sometimes shit literally happens if you’re a guy who fucks guys. Here are 8 even more awkward moments you have during gay sex.

  1. When you run out of lube
    This especially sucks when you are oh. so. close. to finishing!
  2. When he pulls down his pants and you realize there’s no way he’s ever…
    Gonna fit! Bigger isn’t always better, as it turns out.
  3. When you accidentally catch a load in your eye
    And then no one actually believes that you have pink eye.
  4. When you can’t find his butthole
    You’re poking around like a fool as he’s waiting impatiently for you to find it.
  5. When he looks nothing like his Grindr profile
    Hm, maybe it’s time to update that pic—you know, by about 15 years!
  6. When you can’t finish no matter what
    A bottle of lube, a cramped jaw, hand and wrist later, he finally gives up!
  7. When you realize your both tops or bottoms
    This is like that awkward dance in a confined space when you’re trying to get around a person who is also trying to get around you, and you’re both accidentally going in the same direction.
  8. When you have to pee right as things are heating up
    Do you run to the bathroom and ruin the moment, or pee on him? The choice is yours.

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Check out more even awkward moments you have during man-on-man sex here.

Hilarious Tweets That Prove Grindr Was At Its Worst in 2015

Grindr is supposed to be a magical erotic wonderland where gay men can cruise hot guys looking for action in the flick of a finger. But sometimes, as these hilarious tweets show, it’s an awkward place where just trying to get a nut proves more unpleasant than it’s worth. Check out some favorites.

  1. When a guy is looking for compassion for a dead pet instead of getting laid“I’m having a funeral for my fish.”“I have a really huge dick bron [sic] I love showing it off.”

    Tweet: “Grindr in a nutshell.”

  2. When gay sex just gets too complicatedTweet: “Someone on Grindr is listed as ‘Mega Bottom’ – I wonder if that comes before or after Power Bottom in the evolutionary series.”
  3. When even sacred, religious festivals are used as pick-up linesTweet: “Someone on Grindr asked me if I wanted to put the D in their Diwali.”
  4. When straight guys feel like sexually exploring“Can I jerk u off into orgasm? Can u jerk off and orgasm on my face? I’m straight but kinda wanna try it. Can I taste your nut?”Tweet: “I hate Grindr.”
  5. When it gets a little too close (and stalker-y) to homeTweet: “Grindr is all fun and games until someone with no picture messages u saying ‘I’ve seen you on [street name] so many times.'”
  6. When work gets awkwardTweet: “That awkward moment you see your manager on Grindr & his profile says ‘kinky only.'”
  7. And things get “hot for teacher”…in a bad wayTweet: “My teacher just messaged me on Grindr. I’m crying.”
  8. When dude’s get right to the point“Door open, dark, I’m face down, ass lubed, just come in, fuck me, unload.”“Is that the standard greeting now?”

    Tweet: “I must’ve missed the memo…”

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Check out more hilarious tweets that prove Grindr was at its worst in 2015!

What Grindr Profiles Actually Mean

grindrBuzzfeed’s latest video explores the wonderful and sometimes baffling world of Grindr, the gay hook-up app. If you ever drove yourself crazy trying to decode some hot dude’s ambiguous profile, today’s your lucky day. This humorous (and amazingly accurate) video will answer all of your questions (watch video below).

  1. Sorry If I Don’t Respond
    Translation: “Unless you’re really sexy, honey, then by all means, hello hello.
  2. NPNC 
    Translation: “No pics, no chat. I’m only gonna talk to you if you’re hot.”
  3. Looking
    Translation: “Horny. That’s it.”
  4. Bored
    Translation: “I’m horny, too.”
  5. Headless Torso
    Translation: “I’m not even out yet, but this is a way for me to check out guys.”
  6. NSA
    Translation: “No strings attached. I enjoy being single.”
  7. Masc for Masc
    Translation: “I’m not fem. Seriously, I’m not. What do I have to do to prove to you that I’m not feminine?!”
  8. No Fatties, No Hispanics, No Blacks
    Translation: “I think I’m just being up front about what I want, but I’m just being racist and shallow.”
  9. No Drama
    Translation: “No fems, it might rub off on me. I’m being subtly misogynist.”

Are you “looking” for some “NSA” fun? Bring your headless torso our way, honey!

Check out Buzzfeed’s video here.