Tag: Great Britain

UK Gives The Green Light For Hook Ups And Casual Sex

Boris Johnson has good news for horny Britons: casual sex will be allowed again for the first time this year. As part of the government’s latest lifting of lockdown measures, singles will be able to “socialize” indoors—i.e., meet up for sex. Social distancing rules for those who know each other will also be relaxed, meaning casual sex is back on.

Groups of six or two households will be allowed to meet indoors for the first time in months. Overnight visits will also be allowed, while outdoors the limit will rise to 30 in the most significant loosening yet. The PM hailed a “very considerable step on the road back to normality” as he discussed further plans for easing restrictions.

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Check out more about the UK giving the green light for hook ups and casual sex: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9563525/Casual-sex-allowed-17-Government-gives-green-light-people-meet-inside.html

UK Government Shocks Citizens With Indoor Sex Ban

If you thought the UK government learned their lesson the first time they tried a sex ban during the pandemic, you’d be bloody wrong. Britons have mocked the latest “sex ban” after ministers insisted couples in coronavirus hotspots who do not live together must stick to social distancing rules if they meet up outside even if they are in long term relationships. One social media user tweeted a video of a BBC reporter in Greenwich Park with the caption: “Boris Johnson announces that sex is banned indoors in London, we go live to Carol Kirkwood in Greenwich Park.”

Another tweeted “Bozo has a back-up plan” and showed a picture of a man driving a car. As social media users ridiculed the government’s policy, Twitter was plastered with images mocking the change. One posted a picture of a man in snow and said: “The UK Government in March ’21 trying to figure out why a ban on indoor sex led to a spike in winter deaths.”

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Check out more about the UK government creating an indoor sex ban: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8849967/Brits-joke-theyll-dodge-Boris-Johnsons-sex-ban-going-DOGGING.html

Brits’ Top Sexual Fantasies

A new survey asked British women and men about their sexual fantasies, and the results are titillating. The survey of 2,987 Brits asked respondents to list their top 10 sexual fantasies—and blindfolds and threesomes were the most popular. Sex in a Jacuzzi also ranked highly among women with 31 per cent favoring the kink. 

The fantasies didn’t just take place at home, with 26 per cent of women also saying that they’ve fantasized about having sex in an elevator. After threesomes, the second most popular fetish that men wanted to try was video call sex. Other kinky sex ranked highly, including role play, bondage, and anal sex.

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Check out more about Brits’ most popular sexual fantasies: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8805683/Top-sexual-fantasies-British-men-women-revealed.html

UK’s “Sex Ban” Will End For Some People

It seems “Sexit” is almost over. The UK’s “sex ban” has been lifted for some frisky lovers. British PM Boris Johnson announced he would partially lift the widely-mocked rules that made it illegal for a person to fuck someone they didn’t live with.

People who live alone will finally be able to meet up with their partner and stay overnight following weeks of separation, effectively ending what British newspapers referred to as the “Boinking Ban.” “There are too many people, particularly those who live by themselves who are lonely and struggling with being unable to see friends and family,” Johnson said when announcing the relaxed restrictions. “We are making this change to support those who are particularly lonely as a result of lockdown measures,” he added.

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Check out more about UK ending the “sex ban” for some: https://nypost.com/2020/06/10/uks-coronavirus-sex-ban-will-end-for-some-couples-this-weekend/

Brits Use Household Items As Sex Toys During Coronavirus Lockdown

With much of the globe under virtual house arrest due to the coronavirus pandemic, British people are putting their DIY skills to use—by making sex toys. According to a survey of a cleaning company, Brits are using random utensils, appliances and cleaning supplies to spice up their sex lives. “With recent events taking the world by storm, it looks like we are going to spend the majority of our time indoors,” the company says in a statement. “To keep things creative, Brits have admitted to resorting to new ways of spicing things up in the bedroom . . . !”

Favorite household items include a spatula (with 89 percent of respondents admitting they’ve used a it for kinky purposes), rope (85 percent), followed by plastic gloves (82 percent), dusters (81 percent), broomsticks (55 percent), vacuum cleaners (41 percent) and glass-top tables (39 percent). “Why spend your money on expensive whips and paddles when you can pop into the other room and get yourself a ‘home-made’ one?” asks the cleaning company in a press release.

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Check out more about Brits using household items as sex toys: https://nypost.com/2020/03/23/brits-are-using-spatulas-and-brooms-as-sex-toys-during-coronavirus-lockdown/

There’s Now A Porn Parody Of ‘The Great British Bake Off’

peachFinally, there’s an X-rated version of “The Great British Bake Off.” The porn parody, called “The Great British Bonk Off,” stars adult performers Rebecca More as Mary Cherry and Ben Dover as Paul Hardywood. In one episode, Mary fondles a female baker as she whisks eggs, while Paul is beneath a competitor’s apron during the famous “showstopper” finale.

In a promotional ad for the film, Rebecca More holds a cake in one hand, with her finger of the other hand in her mouth. The adult company behind the porn parody also features X-rated BBC hit series, including “The Bodyguard,” “Googlebox” and hit ITV show “I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here”—which are all given alternative sexual titles. The company says, “We often look at what’s happening in the media and draw inspiration,” adding that the XXX videos are “just a bit of fun.”

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Check out more about “The Great British Bonk Off”: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7670293/Porn-version-Bake-starring-Mary-Cherry-Paul-Hardywood-hot-water-Channel-4.html

Thieves Steal $2 Million Worth Of Sex Toys

sexydiceSome naughty thieves made off with a cargo of sex toys worth $2 million. The adult please products were stolen from a truck parked overnight destined for “adult toy” company Rocks-Off Ltd. Sex toy retailer Rocks-Off, established in 2003, has production facilities in the UK and China, with its HQ and warehouses in Britain.

The truck was en route to Rocks Off when the robbery happened. In a statement, the police said “(t)he incident happened between 1am and 6.30am in the lay-by, and involved a lorry traveling from Felixstowe to Kettering in order to deliver its load to Rocks-Off Ltd”. Now that’s hard luck!

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Check out more about a robbery involving $2 million worth of sex toys in the UK: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7663183/Saucy-thieves-steal-cargo-SEX-TOYS-worth-1million-truck-parked-roadside.html