Tag: Goop

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A Candle That Smells Like Her Pussy

Image Credit: Goop

Gwyneth has made a candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina” for her website, Goop. And, of course, it has sold out. In addition to her other pussy products—vaginal steaming, vaginal jade eggs, $15,000 gold dildos—Gwyneth’s vagina candle is priced at the bargain price of £58, according to the Guardian.

So what does Gwyneth’s pussy smell like? According to the candle, it is a “funny, gorgeous, sexy and beautifully unexpected scent,” a mix of “geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with damask rose and ambrette seed.” We wonder if this is another promotion for her new Netflix series—in the advertisement, she stands in a giant vagina.

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Check out more about Goop’s candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow’s pussy: https://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2020/jan/13/why-is-gwyneth-paltrow-selling-a-candle-that-smells-like-her-vagina-goop

Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling A $1,350 Beginning Bondage Kit For Christmas

5624757405_1eebcbdd8c_zGwyneth Paltrow’s putting the XXX in Xmas, with her beginning bondage kit for the super rich. The description on her Goop website for the luxury sex toy set-up teases potential buyers into submission. “Wrist cuffs? Ankle cuffs? Leather-bound paddle? Yes, yes, and ohhh yes,” the write up says.

“Think of this kit as a beginner’s guide to BDSM,” it adds. The $1,350 kit also has what Paltrow is billing as DIY restraining straps to “help you, him, or her assume the position. (wink, wink).” Fifty Shades, Goop style…

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Check out more about Goop’s $1,350 bondage kit for beginners: https://www.thedailybeast.com/gwyneth-paltrow-is-selling-a-dollar1350-beginner-bdsm-bondage-kit-for-christmas

Gwyneth Paltrow Now Sells Bondage Gear

Image Credit: Goop

BDSM has officially gone mainstream with Goop’s latest endorsement. That’s right, Gwyneth Paltrow’s lifestyle brand is going 50 Shades of Goop. The website wants to help its readers live out their dom-sub fantasies by selling exorbitantly-priced lingerie that are “what BDSM fantasies are made of.” Pieces include a nude leather bra ($312), matching leather thong ($318) and black studded flogger ($240).

The bra and underwear set are handmade in England out of saddle leather and feature “orgasmic O-ring detailing” that make them “prepped for full speed ahead.” The whip, meanwhile, is “perfect for play” and features a studded handle and 16 leather tails. According to the site: “The edgy studs, while aesthetically pleasing, serve a functional purpose — making it extra comfortable to grip. So, you might imagine it’s pleasing in other ways too.”

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Check out more about Goop selling bondage gear: https://pagesix.com/2019/03/22/gwyneth-paltrow-now-selling-leather-lingerie-for-bondage-lovers/

Goop’s Telling Women To Put Jade Eggs In Their Pussies 

gwynethThere’s a new product Gwyneth Paltrow recommends adding to your Goop shopping cart that’s promising to do wonders for your sex life. No, it isn’t a $15,000 gold dildo or sex-dust smoothies—it’s the “ancient” jade egg, which for $66 will “increase chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy in general.” Goop also boasts that the eggs “were once the strictly guarded secret of Chinese concubines and royalty in antiquity.”

Goop alleges that sleeping and walking around with a stone egg in your ladybits is not only the new kegels, but will also magically make you appear more attractive. Unsurprisingly, actual doctors are already criticizing Paltrow for dolling out pseudo-science medical advice that is actually bad for women’s health. One OB/GYN pointed out that putting a porous rock inside you is dangerous because bacteria can easily lodge into its various nooks and crannies, unlike medical-grade silicone. Having an egg up there could also have the opposite effect of kegels and actually damage those muscles. Jade eggs are currently sold out on Goop, which leads us all to wonder—after so much questionable sex advice, such as vaginal steaming and toxic lube, why are women still buying “Yoni” Snake Oil from Gwyneth Paltrow?

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Check out more about Goop telling women to put jade eggs in their pussies: https://gizmodo.com/no-you-should-not-put-jade-eggs-in-your-vagina-because-1791390211