Golden Girls fans know that some of the funniest moments are gags about the girls’ active sex lives. Not only did the girls have a lot of sex, they had really good sex, too. Here are some of the best jokes about the girls getting laid.
- Blanche: “Best sex? Oh, it’s just so hard to rate these things. There’s degree of difficulty, style points, choice of music…did they land on their feet during the dismount?”
- “So the woman [Rose] had 56 boyfriends in one year, she’s not a slut…She is THE slut. She’s the grand pooh-bah of slutdom.”
- The girls walk in on Sophia getting it on: “What is going on here?!” “Afterglow.”
- Blanche gave the girls a calendar of all the men she had sex with as a Christmas present: “Oh Blanche, oh honey this is so thoughtful. I’m surprised you were able to walk in October.”
- “No offense, Dorothy, but your cupcakes are dry and tasteless. Nobody ever likes your cupcakes.”
“My cupcakes are moist and delicious. Men LOVE my cupcakes.” - “I’ve got something in this old lady purse that’s gonna make you scream, holler, and jump for joy!”
“Are the batteries included?” - “Is that all you care about? Money and applause?”
“And sex. For which I generally get applause.” - “Blanche, how do you feel about performing in front of a video camera?”
“I think it’s alright as long as you’ve already had at least three dates.” - When the girls went to a pharmacy to buy essentials for a vacation with their boyfriends: “Condoms, Rose. Condoms, condoms, condoms!”
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