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Thieves Steal $15K Worth of Gold-Plated Sex Toys

Some naughty thieves stole gold-covered sex toys worth more than £15,000 each from a factory in Spain. In addition to the 24-Karat gold vibrators, the masked men made off with nearly £23,000 in cash from a safe. The premises targeted belonged to erotic items wholesaler Dreamlove.

Local reports say seven gold and steel vibrators were taken in all, with the more expensive sex toys valued at up to $17,000 (£15,300) and the ones made with the cheaper material up to $3,000 (£2,600). A spokesman for the sex toy company said it would be difficult to sell them on the black market because they are “rare and easily identifiable products.” It’s not the first time naughty thieves made off with XXX goods: video footage released by cops showed another suspect walking in through an open door and walking away with a box of Satisfyer G-spot stimulators.

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Horny Olympians Can Hook Up In Cardboard Beds

OlympicTinderThis year’s Olympic athletes will be sleeping on cardboard beds—but they can still go for the gold between the sheets. According to the mattress’ manufacturer, the only rule for the eco-friendly sleeping alternative is no threeways. “We’ve conducted experiments, like dropping weights on top of the beds,” a mattress representative said. “As long as they stick to just two people in the bed, [the sleepers] should be strong enough to support the load.”

“The recyclable beds are a great gesture . . . until the athletes finish their said events and the 1000’s of condoms handed out all over the village are put to use,” tweeted Australian basketball player Andrew Bogut. The bed frames will be recycled into paper products after the events, while the mattress components, which are not made of cardboard, will be turned into plastic products, officials said. The 2020 Games will mark the first times that Olympic beds and bedding will be made of renewable materials–we’ll see how well they hold up.

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Check out more about cardboard beds being designed for horny Olympic athletes: https://nypost.com/2020/01/12/frisky-2020-olympic-athletes-can-hook-up-in-cardboard-beds-but-no-threesomes/