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You Can Actually Buy a Lego Strip Club

Image Source: Citizen Brick
Image Source: Citizen Brick

Just when you think you’ve seen it all with innovative Lego creations, someone goes ahead and creates a Lego strip club! The unofficial and very NSFW custom Lego strip joint is called Foxy Blox, and it’s available for purchase for $275.00. Yes, you can actually buy what is probably the most unique and definitely the sexiest set in history.

“Filled with glint and glam, hologram foil bricks and working lighting, your half naked Lego figs will be paying their way through medical school in no time,” reports Gizmodo. The set includes such fun details as hologram foil stamped wall pieces, working LED lights, and four exclusive stripper “minifigs” and a shirtless emcee that looks uncannily like a Ron Swanson Chippendale dancer. As the set’s manufacturers say, the Foxy Blox “is a place where dreamers can dream, and dancers can dance. And dream. And also dance.”

Looking to “play” yourself? Come find unique and sexy experiences right here!

Check out the strip club Lego set on Gizmodo

 

Tragically, Americans Seem To Be Having Less Sex 

LessSexEven though we all know how great sex is (researchers have recently said it even makes your life better at work), it seems we’re having less sex these days, which in turn is making us less happy. A large study that includes data from 25,000 people confirms that, tragically, compared with the early 2000s, Americans are fucking less per year. Researchers calculated Americans‘ ‘fuckquency’ over time, looking at demographics from single and married people, and found that boning had decreased over time.

“Americans bumped uglies an estimated 60 times per year on average from 1989 to 1994, 62 times per year from 1995 to 1999, 62 from 2000 to 2004, 58 from 2005-2009 and 54 from 2010 to 2014. That means we’re down eight sexings per year since the early 2000s,” reports Gizmodo. A scientist analyzed the data in the Archives of Sexual Behavior and concluded that there is correlation between having less sex and a general decline in happiness. In others words, you’re having less sex because you’re less happy, and you’re less happy because you’re having less sex. Americans, this is a literal call to action: let’s prove science wrong!

Want to increase your happiness? Time to up your ‘fuckquency!’

Check out more about the tragic study which shows Americans are having less sex: https://gizmodo.com/its-not-just-you-americans-seem-to-be-having-less-sex-1793051385

Go Deep Inside a Sex Doll Factory

Have you ever wondered how they make those uncannily lifelike sex dolls? What type of work, materials, and talent goes into every painstaking detail of the perfectly constructed and conceived final product? Well, now you can, thanks to Super Deluxe’s short documentary that goes inside a sex doll shop. And the experience of seeing how each doll is made is definitely a fascinating experience (watch the video below).

As Gizmodo explains, “the mixture of products and body parts that they put together in a puzzle to shape a doll” is intriguing. There’s a wall of breasts of every shape and color, as well as pussies. There’s pubic hair, different wigs, and even a choice of what nail color the doll should have. You can choose everything from her makeup to the color and size of her nipples. You can even choose what she’s wearing: sexy lingerie or a hot-for-teacher ensemble. It’s Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory—but for sex dolls!

Looking for a customized experience yourself? We’ve got everything you’re looking for here!

Check out more about going inside a sex doll factory on Gizmodo here and watch the video from Super Deluxe below!

There’s Now a VR-Capable Twerking Robot Butt Sex Toy

Image Source: TwerkingButt.comThe good folks at PornHub are at it again with their newest sex toy, aptly named TwerkingButt. And just as the name implies it is indeed a twerking robot butt sex toy that you can most certainly fuck. Not only that, but it also comes with a virtual reality headset that offers “the first 3D cybersex experience.”

TwerkingButt, which looks like an upside down jiggly ass, does so much more than just twerk for you. The artificial ass has a feature called Cyberskin that heats up, vibrates, and massages in six different settings. There’s also the Deluxe Version, which PornHub says is capable of “endless twerking settings.” Both the versions (Classic or Deluxe) come with a VR headset for an immersive cybersex experience—and a water jet for cleaning up after you “make it rain”!

Want to have an immersive cyber experience? Ain’t nothing artificial about our jiggle!

Check out more about the VR-capable twerking robot butt sex toy here: https://gizmodo.com/finally-a-vr-enabled-twerking-robot-butt-that-you-can-1716792260

The Most Popular Porn Searches in Each State

Image Source: Flickr.com | User: posterboynycthough the US seems more divided than ever, there is one thing that perfectly unites red and blue states: a love of porn. It’s true. PornHub compiled its data to find out what porn searches are most popular in each state. And as it turns out, Americans in varying regions really aren’t all that different after all.

“Lesbian” is the most popular porn nation-wide. “Step-mom” and “step-sister” are also quite popular, especially in the naughty mid-west. (Just don’t ask any of our Flirt’s for step anything, we don’t allow it).  Even very culturally different places like the northeast and Alaska love them some step-MILFs! Finally, the more fringe searches are “ebony,” concentrated mainly in the south, and “cartoon” porn, which you can find all over because, honestly, who doesn’t love animated fucking?! So keep these important stats in mind on your next domestic vacation: “If there’s one thing Rhode Islanders love, for example, it’s the great seafood—and MILFs,” reports Gizmodo.

Looking to broaden your cultural tastes? Search no more: we’ve got everything you’re looking for and then some right here!

Check out more about the most popular porn searches in each state: https://gizmodo.com/what-kind-of-porn-is-most-popular-in-every-state-1761551304