Tag: girth

This Is How Dicks Measure Up Around The World

If you’ve ever wondered where in the world men have the largest cocks, we’ve got answers. In fact, there have even been color-coded interactive maps showing the different sizes of men’s manhood, depending on where they’re from. Taking first place, the African countries highlighted in red have the largest members while erect: Western African countries like Ghana, the Congo and Gabon grab the top spot, with averages of 16cms.

Also men from Australia, Italy, Norway, Mexico and South Africa are also on the well-endowed end—these countries go up to an average of 5.8-6.3 inches. Meanwhile, Asian countries like India, Thailand and South Korea got the short end of the stick with the smallest size on average, varying between 3.6 to 4.1 inches. Mexico is home to the man with the biggest penis in the world, measuring in at 18.9 inches!

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Check out more about the average penis sizes around the world: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/271647

Penis Fillers Are ‘Growing’ In Popularity

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Guys are swarming plastic surgeons to have their dicks pumped up with phallic fillers. They cost between $3,000 to $25,000, and according to one Park Avenue surgeon, “The numbers are up 25% over last year, and I do about 30 a month.” The package-pumping fillers, which are made with hyaluronic acid, have been taking off lately with men of all ages.

NYC plastic surgeons say these fillers are catching on because they’re culturally acceptable (thank you, Kardashians), minimally invasive and not permanent—injections last up to two years and can be “melted” down with enzymes if a man has post-op regrets. Interestingly, the shots increase girth not length, which men say really enhances sex for their partners. One happy customer who went from a circumference of 6 inches to 8 inches, said “Some women are like, ‘Whoa, it’s really enormous. I better do yoga if I want to keep dating you.’ I hooked up with this British girl and she said, ‘Bloody hell.’”

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Check out more about how penis fillers are on the rise: https://nypost.com/2019/10/15/men-cant-stop-making-their-genitals-larger/

5 Big-Dick Horror Stories

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisAs members of the BuzzFeed community can attest, bigger isn’t always better. They were asked to share their craziest experiences with giant, thick dicks, and the results will make you squirm in sympathy. Here are their big-dick horror stories to scare the pants off you!

  1. Gag brigade
    “My friend was hooking up with a guy who was so big that, while she was blowing him, she literally threw up every drink she had that night on him. It also triggered a chain reaction, and they both spent the rest of the night in the bathroom.” Oof—no happy ending there!
  2. Jaw-droppingly big
    “I dislocated my jaw trying to give a blow job once.” This shows serious blow job dedication!
  3. Giant Pringles can
    This guy made a bet with his Tinder date that whoever had the biggest dick got to top. “I was speechless when he pulled out a throbbing Pringles can.” Needless to say, it took him “an extra long time to walk up the stairs the next day!”
  4. Tasty delight
    What happens when you get lockjaw in the middle of giving a blow job to your big, girthy boyfriend? “It got to the point where I couldn’t open my mouth wide enough to get his dick out, so I had to pry my mouth open with my fingers. Whoops.”
  5. 12 inches!
    This lady got a whole lot more than she bargained for when her crush’s pants came off: “I asked him how big he was…12 inches. I was all in though! I gave him a few hours of mind-blowing sex. After it was over, I experienced my first walk of shame through my ENTIRE neighborhood and could literally barely walk. Totally worth it, though.”

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Check out more big-dick horror stories here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/throbbing-pringles-can

There Are Only Five Dick Types In The World

http---distractify-media-prod.cdn.bingo-2001059-980xWhile it’s true that every dick has its own unique set of characteristics, it’s also true that when it comes to “types” of dicks, there isn’t much range. Still, the saying “When you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all” isn’t totally accurate. Because there are five! Here are the five types of dicks that exist in the world:

  1. Short and stubby
    A woman with lots of dick experience (dick-perience) on Your Tango describes guys with short and stubby dicks as having big egos. Although “they’re often fun to toy with and can be fairly witty when they want to be,” these guys can be total dicks!
  2. The curved-to-the-north cock
    These guys tend to be optimistic and upbeat (like their dicks!). They’re also dog lovers!
  3. The curved-to-the-south dick
    The term “every man has his angle” comes to mind. To give you an idea of the type of guy with this cock shape: it’s a matter of public record that Bill Clinton has a curved dick…
  4. Frightened turtle dick
    “A guy has so much foreskin (generally uncut) that his penis barely shows its face, even when standing at full attention.” Turtles are adorable!
  5. The gourd
    Just like it sounds, a gourd shape is “narrow at the base and then wide at the top of the shaft, rounding out at the head.” Gourd’s are perfect for fall!

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Check out more about the five types of dicks that exist in the world here: https://www.yourtango.com/2016293898/there-are-only-five-penis-types-entire-world

Porn Star Kayden Kross Reveals Whether Dick Size Matters 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_teenypenisAward-winning adult film star Kayden Kross recently sat down with NYLON to answer the million dollar question: does dick size really matter? Kayden has starred in 144 X-rated films—and once quipped that “30 million eyeballs have interacted with my butthole”—so she seems uniquely qualified to answer this hotly debated question. Her answer? Yes and no.

Yes, it can make a difference when it comes to partner pairings. She says, “It matters to partners who find very large penises uncomfortable, or who are only looking for girth, or who feel that their cervixes are under constant attack, or who feel that nothing has been penetrated until their cervix has.” But besides finding a good dick match, no, dick size really doesn’t matter that much. In fact, she explains that since women’s nerve endings are mostly on the outside (the clit) and not as much inside the vaginal canal, “you could make her come with just the smallest tip of your finger and absolutely no penetration whatsoever.” You hear that, men? Learn how to make a woman cum with just the tip of your finger and you have nothing to worry about!

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Here’s more from porn star Kayden Kross about whether dick size matters: https://www.unilad.co.uk/nsfw/porn-star-reveals-whether-penis-size-ever-matters/

Girlfriends Describe Their Boyfriends’ Dicks to Police Sketch Artist in Hilarious Video

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If you had to describe your boyfriend’s dick to a police sketch artist, how well do you think you’d do? Several girlfriends were put to the test when they tried to describe their partner’s member to a stranger in as much helpful detail as possible while their guys listened on. And as you can probably imagine, the results are pretty hilarious (watch the video below).

First thing’s first: circumcised or uncircumcised (most of the girlfriends knew the answer)? Next, describe the penis shape: “it’s shaped like a penis”; “it’s shaped like a can of beans.” How veiny is the cock? What does it look like hard? (one woman described her man’s as an elephant trunk; another said “a full GMO banana”). They had to give accurate girth, distinguishing characteristics such as moles, and even the color (“it changes color,” laughed one woman). And of course, the lady’s didn’t ignore the balls: they had to describe the color, shape (“you know that net that catches basketballs?”), whether they’re very wrinkly, and even the amount of sag. In the end, the lady’s were very satisfied with the police sketch artist’s likenesses—while some of the men were a bit more critical: “It’s definitely bigger than that!”

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Here is the hilarious video of girlfriends describing their boyfriends’ cocks to a police sketch artist.