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‘Pansexual’ Madonna ‘Stole Her Best Friend Sandra Bernhard’s Girlfriend’

Isaac Mizrahi recently revealed the reason behind Madonna’s and Sandra Bernhard‘s falling out: Madonna slept with her girlfriend. “The truth is Sandra was betrayed because Madonna had an affair with Ingrid,” Mizrahi said. He added, “I think Madonna has a different idea of what it means to have sex with somebody, what it means to be in a relationship with somebody.”

He continued, “I don’t think she thought she was doing anything terrible. She was just responding to an erotic…” Several reports over the years have said Sandra and Ingrid split prior to Ingrid’s relationship with Madonna, which caused some jealousy on Sandra’s part. Sandra and Madonna became best friends in the late ’80s—and were even rumored to be lovers at one point.

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Check out more about Madonna stealing her best friend’s girlfriend: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10562907/Pansexual-Madonna-stole-friend-Sandra-Bernhards-girlfriend-90s.html

This is How Couples Reacted to Reading the Latest ’50 Shades’

The latest installment of the BDSM classic Fifty Shades of Grey was released to eager fans last summer. Since then, Buzzfeed wanted to find out how couples would react to reading Grey to each other for the first time. Some couples imagined they’d be turned on, while others were already giggling at the sure to be over the top sex scenes. Here are some highlights of couples reacting to Grey (check out the hilarious video below).

“Her sharp intake of breath is music to my dick,” reads one extremely amused girlfriend. It didn’t take long to notice that there seems to be three people in the relationship—“Grey, her, and his cock!” At a different point a gay guy astutely asks, “does it seem like this book was written by a fifth grader?” Then they read one of the racier—and for some, bewildering—parts in the book: “An image of her shackled to my bed, peeled ginger root inserted in her ass so she can clutch her buttocks…” And then there was this amazing observation about the heroine’s “cock-tightening grin”: “What an adjective!” a girlfriend exclaims. Last but not least, we’ll just leave you with this gem that had every couple lose it: “I’m going to make you cum like a freight train, baby!”

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Check out the video of couples reading Grey on Buzzfeed or watch below:

Girlfriends Describe Their Boyfriends’ Dicks to Police Sketch Artist in Hilarious Video

If you had to describe your boyfriend’s dick to a police sketch artist, how well do you think you’d do? Several girlfriends were put to the test when they tried to describe their partner’s member to a stranger in as much helpful detail as possible while their guys listened on. And as you can probably imagine, the results are pretty hilarious (watch the video below).

First thing’s first: circumcised or uncircumcised (most of the girlfriends knew the answer)? Next, describe the penis shape: “it’s shaped like a penis”; “it’s shaped like a can of beans.” How veiny is the cock? What does it look like hard? (one woman described her man’s as an elephant trunk; another said “a full GMO banana”). They had to give accurate girth, distinguishing characteristics such as moles, and even the color (“it changes color,” laughed one woman). And of course, the lady’s didn’t ignore the balls: they had to describe the color, shape (“you know that net that catches basketballs?”), whether they’re very wrinkly, and even the amount of sag. In the end, the lady’s were very satisfied with the police sketch artist’s likenesses—while some of the men were a bit more critical: “It’s definitely bigger than that!”

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Here is the hilarious video of girlfriends describing their boyfriends’ cocks to a police sketch artist.