Tag: Germany

German Police Discover ‘Grenade’ Is Actually A Dildo

A German bomb squad got an X-rated surprise recently when investigating a suspected hand grenade. Authorities said a woman had reported finding a transparent bag containing the device a day earlier while on a jog in a forest. When the squad arrived and checked out the contents of the bag, they discovered the hand-grenade shaped rubber sex toy inside.

The bag also contained condoms and lube, which helped inform the squad about the device’s intended use. “An internet search confirmed the suspicion,” police said. “There are actually toys in the form of hand grenades.” Talk about a sex bomb!

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Check out more about German police mistaking a dildo for a grenade: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9516839/Sex-bomb-German-police-discover-grenade-actually-dildo-designed-look-like-explosive.html

There’s A Mysterious Dick Monolith In Germany

A mysterious monolith in Utah has been in headlines lately, but now there’s another monolith that’s also, ahem, popped up. A wooden “phallus sculpture” was erected (pun intended) on a mountainside in Germany several years ago, which disappeared mysteriously before being replaced in recent days. The new dick is framed by two oblong wooden testicles and is taller than its predecessor but of similar girth.

The original dick appeared on Greuenten Mountain years ago and quickly became a tourist attraction. It is unclear how the big dick got there, but the local lore is that it was placed there by a family who received it as a gift but did not want it and left it in the woods. We can definitely see the appeal: who doesn’t love a huge cock in the middle of an idyllic, snow-capped mountain?

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Check out more about a mysterious dick monolith: https://jezebel.com/move-over-mysterious-monolith-weve-got-a-dick-event-1845802271?utm_campaign=Jezebel&utm

BDSM Cruise Ship Has Limited Fetishists Aboard This Year

Kinksters are continuing their tradition of partying on the “Torture Ship” in Germany. Typically, 600 passengers would board the BDSM boat, but no more than 250 people were allowed to take part this year because of Covid-19. Strict mask requirements were in place for passengers, and ship security were told to make sure distancing and hygiene rules were observed by all fetishists.

The cruise usually brings thousands of onlookers to ports, but this year the piers were closed in advance to discourage crowds from gathering. A spokesman for the Torture Ship said the organizer had made every effort to comply with Germany’s coronavirus restrictions. The spokesman said he deliberately chose to attend the event in spite of the pandemic, saying: “It’s not profitable. But it’s about giving people a perspective out of the dilemma.”

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Check out more about the Torture Ship having limited kinksters aboard this year: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8679023/Up-200-leather-clad-sex-fetish-fans-world-cavort-annual-S-M-river-cruise-Germany.html

Hamburg’s Prostitutes Protest The Closure Of The City’s Legal Brothels

Prostitutes demonstrated in Hamburg’s red light district to demand that Germany’s brothels be allowed to reopen after months of closures amid the coronavirus lockdown. The country, which has been widely praised for its rapid coronavirus response, is keeping brothels closed while allowing shops, restaurants and bars to open again. Sex workers in Germany—where prostitution is legal—say they are being singled out and deprived of their livelihoods despite not posing a greater health risk.

The Association of Sex Workers said brothels could easily incorporate pandemic safety measures adopted by other industries, including face masks, ventilating premises and recording visitors’ contact details. “Prostitution does not carry a greater risk of infection than other close-to-body services, like massages, cosmetics or even dancing or contact sports,” the association said in a statement. “Hygiene is part of the business in prostitution.”

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Check out more about sex workers protesting brothel closures in Germany: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8514611/Hamburg-sex-workers-demand-Germanys-brothels-reopen.html

Sex Fetish Fans From Around The World Board The Annual ‘Torture Ship’ Cruise

16294446236_78a8197d8a_zHundreds of BDSM enthusiasts in full fetish gear piled onto an erotic cruise ship for a kinky annual festival in Germany. Around 500 revellers in full bondage, gimp masks, horse heads and fishnet vests boarded the “Torture Ship,” which has set sail for the past two decades as the world’s largest BDSM boat party. Organizers said the turnout was down slightly this year due to sweltering temperatures.

They added: “There’s a bit less [turnout] than usual, because of the heat. But it is even hotter in paint, leather and latex.” A crowd of spectators watched as the fetishists boarded the ship, which included two men in the latex-nun costumes who did not want to reveal their real names, but said they made the 1,500-mile trip because their kinkiness is more accepted in Germany. Explaining why the party was so popular, organizers said: “In a normal nightclub people are all astonished and some may fidget when they come in latex outfit. On the ship, the guests felt comfortable.”

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Check out more about the annual ‘Torture Ship’: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7200901/Sex-fetish-fans-world-board-annual-Torture-Ship-cruise-Germany.html

Inside Germany’s First Sex Doll Brothel

Germany has joined countries like Japan and Spain in offering a unique sex establishment: sex doll brothels. Bordoll is run by a young madam who operates a brothel and BDSM studio, which now offers clients the option of having sex with one of 11 silicon sex dolls. For $60 for 30 minutes or $90 for an hour curious customers can experience what it’s like to fuck a premium sex doll.

The madam estimates that 30 percent of guests just want to experience what it’s like to have sex with a doll, while 70 percent become regular customers, some of whom travel for miles just for the experience. “These are Next Top Model standard girls,” she boasts. “Most guys would be too intimated to approach a real woman if she looked this good.” She also explains that men like being able to act out their fantasies on a doll, describing the experience as “95 percent” like sleeping with a real women.

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Check out more about the first sex doll brothel in Germany: https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a37g7k/zu-besuch-in-deutschlands-erstem-sexpuppen-bordell

Bandits Reportedly Execute Largest Sex Toy Heist In History

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_dildosGermany is shocked to learn of a sex toy heist believed to be the largest ever in history. According to the NY Post, bandits “gave a vibrator company the shaft” recently when they snatched nearly $57,000 in erotic goods from a Berlin-based sex trade show. Fun Toys London, who was robbed at the Venus Exhibition, posted on Facebook that it was “the largest recorded theft of sex toys in history.”

The violated sex toy company had passed out samples of kinky treats at the convention, packing the leftovers in boxes at the end of the event. But when they returned to pick them up the next day, they discovered all the boxes empty and the sex toys ransacked. Fun Toys makes a range of sex toys for women and men with the slogan “Orgasm Delivery.” With any luck, the sex toy company will get to see the bandits’ O-face—when they get caught.

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Here’s more about the largest sex toy heist in history: https://nypost.com/2017/10/20/bandits-execute-largest-sex-toy-heist-in-history/

Sex Toy Bomb Scare

Our friends over at Buzzfeed News posted a story about a bomb scare in Germany yesterday, and we had to share it with you.

Why would you be interested in a bomb scare story? Because the bomb turned out to be a vibrating cock ring someone discarded in a public restroom and forgot to turn off! And their looking for the culprit to press charges. Now that’s a costly mistake.

You can read the whole story here:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/davidmack/panic-in-the-dildo#.cvQAKylp0

Let this serve as an important reminder, folks. Before you throw out your sex toys, be sure to turn them off!

What Gets People Off at Sex Emporiums Around the World

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International sex shops, just like the different cultures and people of various parts of the world, are unique and distinctive. Since every continent and country has their own naughty tastes and preferences when it comes to getting off, Vice decided to investigate international sex emporiums to find out what turns people on all around the world. Here’s some of the interesting things that they found.

In Germany, the uber-popular sex mega-shops cater mainly to fräulein (women), with vibrators as their best-selling item last year. Berlin is also home to DILDOKING, which as the name suggests sells dildos, but also plenty of vibrators, anal beads or “love balls”, fetish gear and more. In Japan, the most famous sex shop is M, a seven-story mecca that carries, of course, Doll pillows, and basically anything else you might fancy. In China, the biggest sex store is Juse, which has 500 stores nationwide, and sells vibrators and BDSM toys as its most popular merch. So, as it turns out, while people are different all over the world, we’re all pretty similar when it comes to our sex toys!

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Here’s Vice‘s international sex mega-shops investigation.