Gay Porn Inspires Viral Meme

bieberThere’s something about porn that works really well for memes. And the latest porn meme might be the best internet catchphrase of the year: “Are you serious?! Right in front of my salad?” The quote comes from a gay porn scene in Private Lessons 3 where a man has hired a chef to make a salad for a woman—and then proceeds to fuck the chef right in front of her.

While she eats the salad, the man casually penetrates the chef from behind—and from her indignant reaction, a viral porn meme is born (you can watch the scene below). It didn’t take long before “Right in front of my salad?” was shared all over Twitter: “Are you guys really going to start talking about back to school? Are you serious? Right in front of my salad??” says one hilarious user. Once again the comedic potential of porn is not lost on the internet.

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Check out more about the gay porn scene that became a viral meme: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/right-in-front-of-my-salad-meme/

Steamy Lesbian Sex Positions

5363515948_0afee4be51_zLesbian sex is hot. And these steamy lesbian sex positions will make it even hotter. Here are the best ones to try during your next girl-on-girl fuck fest.

  1. Standing Shower Sex
    This one’s a classic for any twosome, but shower sex is especially rewarding if you and your partner both have pussies. “Stimulating and penetrating your partner with your hands in such a small space can make things even more exciting (especially if you’re really flexible),” says Refinery29.
  2. Doggy Style
    Whether you’re using a strap-on or just doing penetrative hand play, this position is much easier on the wrist and forearm. It’s also great for G-spot stimulation, and allows you easy access to touch almost all of the partner on the bottom—you can grab, stroke, bite, pull hair, the possibilities are endless!
  3. Facing a Wall
    With this, one person is pressed against the wall while the other fingers and/or plays with their clit from behind. This one is extra steamy because you can reach so many different spots, and even throw anal play into the mix.
  4. Face-To-Face
    Here, limbs mingle, and you can basically do whatever you want—bust out the dildos, vibrators, anal beads, double-headed dildos, and so much more.

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Check out more about the hottest lesbian sex positions: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/02/139157/best-lesbian-sex-positions#slide-8

7 Types of Sex Every Bottom Has Had

If bottoms had a penny for every time they experienced one of these sexual scenarios, they’d be rich. From the awkward moment a bottom realizes he’s taken home another bottom to taking a dangerously big dick in the butt, we guarantee bottoms everywhere will relate to these types of sex. Here are the most notorious (check out the full list below).bieber

  1. The “Two Bottoms Don’t Make a Top” Sex
    That moment when you realize you’re about to fuck another bottom—and someone’s got to take the top. Whoops!
  2. The “Going In Dry Will Make Me Cry” Sex
    Every bottom knows the horrors of underestimating how important lube is. As BuzzFeed says, “You could be looser than a wizard’s sleeve, but every bottom needs something to help drive that D home.” Preach!
  3. The “Giant Dick In My Ass” Sex
    The big dick is a thing of beauty—in theory. In practice, it can feel like your insides are being rearranged!
  4. The “We Are Gathered Here Today For No Fucking Reason” Sex
    “You saw him in the bar and wanted to take that dick home and set up a rodeo. Everything’s going great until… the top flops because he’s had a drink.” Wah wah wah.
  5. The “Do You Actually Know What You’re Doing” Sex
    A bottom’s worst nightmare: his rimming gave you a beard rash and then he starts jackhammering away like your butt’s a punching bag!
  6. The “I Don’t Think We’re Done Yet You Bastard” Sex
    This is when a top finishes himself and then rolls over like he’s off duty. Not so fast—get that dick back here!
  7. The “I Didn’t Have Leg Day Planned Until Friday” Sex
    “You got it given to you good and your back is well and truly blown out. Then you stand up and suddenly you’re Ariel taking her first steps with new legs.” Somebody get that bottom a wheelchair!

Want to have a truly memorable experience? You’ll be walking funny for days after we’re done with you!

Check out more types of sex every bottom has had: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/going-in-dry-will-make-me-cry

Tops See Their Buttholes For The First Time

NiteFlirt_best_Phone _Sex_HOT_JOCK_ASSThe butthole is one of the most fascinating, dynamic, and glorious erogenous zones on our bodies. But even though it is a place of tremendous pleasure and mystery, a lot of gay men associate their own starfish with internalized homophobia and shame. That’s why there’s a video of tops checking out their asses for the first time ever—and the results are priceless (check it out below).

In response to what they love about men’s butts, they said, “they’re juicy,” and “ready for the dinner plate.” Then they were given hand-mirrors and instructed to “take a look.” One guy said, “it’s very Molly Ringwald—Pretty in Pink.” Another apologized for not treating his butthole “as well as the dick.” And overall, they all agreed to “love love love your hole.”

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Check out the video of tops seeing their buttholes for the first time: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tops-see-their-holes-for-the-first-time_us_592c74dfe4b07d848fdc05a2

Pornhub Releases Stats On Gay Porn, State by State 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_hotdudeEver wonder what kind of gay porn your neighbor is watching in another state? Well, Pornhub just released stats on what search terms are the most popular in each U.S. state. “Twink,” “straight” and “bareback” are among the most searched for, but what’s more interesting is the popularity of terms like “redneck” and “cowboy,” especially in West Virginia and Montana.

Also, “tickle” is 718 more popular in Massachusetts, and “Mormon” is 437 more popular in Idaho than anywhere else in the country. Other interesting findings: women make up 26 percent of Pornhub site visitors, but make up 37 percent of gay porn viewers (women love them some lesbian porn!). Also, gay porn accounts for only 6.3 percent of the site’s page views, but gay porn is one of the most uploaded categories of all time with 1.86 million clips over the past 10 years—surpassed only by “amateur” porn.

Got a hankering for something in particular? Whatever you’re in the mood for, we’re ready for you, cowboy!

Check out more stats about gay porn: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/06/23/pornhub-find-u-s-states-top-searches-redneck-cowboy-mormon-gay-porn/

Where To Find The Best Lesbian Porn

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_kissingConsidering how popular lesbian porn is, it’s a mystery why most of it isn’t made for queer women. Thankfully, BuzzFeed has some tips—courtesy of real queer women—about where to find authentic lesbian porn. Here’s what they said (hint: skip the videos with long fingernails!).

  1. Get specific in that search bar
    Don’t be shy about searching for specific things you like to see in your favorite videos. And if you’re looking for realism, try searching for the words “real lesbian orgasm.”
  2. Seek out queer directors and follow their work
    There’s plenty of queer women porn directors out there who are the real deal. Some favorites include Jiz Lee, Courtney Trouble, and Erika Lust, who recently did a series where people wrote to her about their fantasies and she turned them into films!
  3. Likewise for queer porn stars
    “I’ve watched videos starring Lily Cade because she’s actually a lesbian. Find actors that are actually queer and the porn will be better and more realistic.” Good advice!
  4. Explore kink!
    There’s all types of new kinks and subcategories to tickle your fancy! Check out the plethora of queer, realistic BDSM and really explore what turns you on.
  5. Use social media
    Be sure to follow people in the know to see what they’re watching and use social media to further your search. Now, go forth—and search!

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Check out more tips about where to find the best lesbian porn: https://www.buzzfeed.com/skarlan/we-asked-queer-women-where-they-find-lesbian-porn-thats

Porn In 2007 Vs. Porn In 2017

LetsTalkSexPornhub recently celebrated its 10th birthday, so to mark the occasion it released statistics on how porn has changed in the last decade (spoiler alert: a lot!). It found that the top three categories of all time are Amateur, Gay, and Blowjob, with Amateur remaining a big hit since Pornhub’s launch in 2007. Teen is also a popular category, but MILF has stayed popular longer, reigning supreme as the most searched category from 2012 to 2014.

But in 2015, the Lesbian category rose through the ranks to the top spot and has yet to be out-searched. Other interesting data: back in 2007, the average user would spend a grand total of 13 minutes and 46 seconds watching porn, while in 2017 the average user spends four minutes less time on the site, thanks to broadband internet. The site has also gone from 134 hours of uploaded porn to a whopping 476,000 hours of video. All that porn should make for some good celebrating!

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Check out more about porn in 2007 vs. porn in 2017: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/this-is-how-porn-has-changed-in-the-last-10-years

Native Australians Outraged After Gay Porn Uses Didgeridoo as a Dildo

Image Source: Flickr.com | PantyhoseLuvNative Australians are very upset with a gay porn film that takes the expression “thunder down under” a little too far. The gay porn studio caused outrage after using a ceremonial didgeridoo in a new film called “Didgeridoo Me.” The wind instrument, which was developed by Indigenous Australians and is considered one of the world’s oldest and most sacred musical instruments, was used as a dildo in the x-rated film.

In the Men.com scene between Jack Hunter and Aspen, Aspen uses the instrument to “didgeridoo [Jack Hunter] in the ass.” The Star Observer, an Australian LGBT magazine, reports that many Australians have expressed their outrage on social media that the sacred instrument is being used as a sex toy. “Wow, porn actually managed to cross a line—incredibly disrespectful to the Australian Aboriginal communities,” says one commenter. “So no one is going to mention the fact that this is incredibly racist and culturally offensive? Don’t laugh, get angry,” writes another. One thing’s for sure: no one everthought they’d have to ask the question, “why is there a didgeridoo in this porno?”

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Check out more about the gay porn film that uses a didgeridoo as a sex toy: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/05/22/native-australians-outraged-gay-porn-uses-didgeridoo-dildo/

Racy Details About Obama’s Sex Life Revealed In New Biography

michelleEver wonder what former President Barack Obama’s like in bed? Well, now you can find out, thanks to steamy details revealed about his sex life in an authoritative new biography. Some of the sex secrets in the 1,078-page comprehensive book include how he once considered a gay relationship while at college, cheated on Michelle during the first year of their relationship, and was a “passionate” lover.

According to his ex, they fucked on their first date, and she rated him highly in bed. She even a wrote a poem to him about their epic fuck-fests: “B. That’s for you. F’s for all the f***ing that we do.” In her diary, she described their relationship as deeply sexual, writing that “all this f***ing was so much more than lust.” She added, “Making love with Barack, so warm and flowing and soft but deep – relaxed and loving – opening up more.” Not surprisingly, it seems the ex-president is a man of many talents!

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Check out more details about Obama’s sex life: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4470040/Obama-s-sex-drugs-past-laid-bare-new-biography.html

‘American Gods’ Set To Feature TV’s ‘Most Pornographic Gay Sex Scene’ Ever

16342313980_b24b252790_zThe show “American Gods,” based on Neil Gaiman’s 2001 novel, will feature what’s being described as “the hottest and most pornographic gay sex scene” ever seen on mainstream television. It will feature two Muslim dudes, one who plays a spiritual messenger, which will make the scene “supernaturally hot.” The main actor, who committed to going fully nude, said he was all about the scene: “I was like, ‘Awesome!’” he quipped. “I got penis approval.”

The scene is meant to blur the line between sexual and spiritual ecstasy, to explore “what it’s like to take a god inside you.” So far, television critics are drooling over the sex scene—one confessed “it made my palms sweat.” Neil Gaiman said in a Vice interview that he “never imagined” the explicit scene would make it onto television, claiming it’s “the best gay porn I’ve ever watched. You feel like boundaries are being pushed, and that makes me very proud.” It seems this hot gay sex scene is getting everyone very excited!

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Check out more about ‘American Gods’ pornographic gay sex scene: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/american-gods-gay-sex-scene_us_590cb8ece4b0e7021e9771c9