6 Reasons To Appreciate Those Bravely Taking a Dick in the Ass

It’s hard out there for a bottom. From needing to watch what you eat to all the prep involved, taking a dick in the ass is definitely no walk in the park. Here are 6 reasons to appreciate those brave backdoor souls.

  1. Taking a dick in the ass is a lot of effort
    In other words, porn stars who make it look so damn easy are liars.
  2. You have to plan and watch what you eat
    If you want to have hot, clean sex, just say no to that burrito!
  3. You have to prep, i.e, douche
    Yup. And it’s not that fun to stick something that isn’t a dick up your ass!
  4. Wine and lube are your best friends when you’re a bottom
    More is more!
  5. You gotta have those towels at the ready!
    Unless you want funky lube-stained sheets…
  6. It’s not as easy to have spontaneous sex
    While spontaneous sex is hot, sometimes you can’t help but think to yourself, “but wait, am I gonna shit myself?” But then you really start to enjoy yourself and stop worrying!

To all the brave bottoms out there, we salute you! Now let’s have some hot, hard experiences!

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Gay Sex in Porn Vs. Gay Sex in Real Life

Original Image Source: Flickr.com | icanteachyouhowtodoit You may have noticed that the hot, freewheeling sex in gay porn isn’t exactly the most realistic depiction of what it’s really like. If you’ve ever tried to imitate what goes on in gay porn in real life—like if you’ve ever tried to pay the pizza guy with a blow-job, for example—then you know just how different gay porn can be from the real thing. Here are 7 examples of gay sex in porn vs. gay sex in real life.

  1. In gay porn, everybody is down for sex
    Oh, if only the pool guy, the fireman, and the police officer were actually down for sex whenever you wanted it in real life!
  2. In gay porn, they can stick it in without any foreplay whatsoever
    Um, yeah—in real life you’d be like “WTF?! That hurts!”
  3. In gay porn you never see them apply lube
    Apparently in the magical world of gay porn, cocks just slip in without any problem. In real life, however, you could use half a bottle of lube and still go back for more!
  4. In gay porn, they will fuck literally anywhere
    Yeah, it might be kind of difficult to fuck in the back of a busy lecture hall without anyone noticing.
  5. In gay porn, bottoms are folded down like pretzels to get into the trickiest sex positions
    Unfortunately in real life, not everyone is able to get their legs up behind their heads.
  6. Bottoms have no problem taking a dick in their butt in gay porn 
    In real life, it’s not always done so gracefully…
  7. In gay porn, you can fuck for hours
    In real life, things can only go on for so long. Damn!

Looking to add some fantasy to your life? We’re down for anything here!

Check out more about gay sex in porn vs. gay sex in real life here: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/gay-sex-in-porn-vs-gay-sex-in-real-life#.uwp1wMz8vZ

Gay Actor Promises ‘The Most Intense Sex Scene’ in ‘Looking’ Finale

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For a show that’s about gay men and sex, there’s no better way to go out than with a literal bang. Jonathan Groff, star of HBO’s acclaimed show “Looking,” just revealed that the finale of the show’s wrap-up movie is going to feature a very steamy sex scene. “There’s a lot of sex,” Groff said in an interview. “I don’t want to say who it was with, but I just shot the most intense sex scene I’ve ever done.”

Groff also talked about how the show is groundbreaking for the way it opened people’s minds, especially when it came to gay sex. He was shocked at how a lot of the liberals he knew, including artists in LA and NYC, didn’t know that gay men could have sex while facing each other. “The show illuminated intimacy in sex [between men] without being porny or salacious. Those scenes felt very real and true to life. I was excited to do them,” he said. Despite rave reviews by critics, the show was canceled after only two seasons. But thankfully, you can see the wrap-up movie—with its hot sex scene—early next year.

In the mood for something steamy yourself? Come have an intense experience with us!

Here’s more about the hot gay sex scene in the “Looking” finale here.

6 Amazing Gay Porn Parodies Inspired By Your Favorite Hollywood Movies

batman-robin-male-xxx-gay-porn-parodySure, we’ve all seen Batman and Robin, but have you seen Batman and Robin: An All Male XXX Parody? Or what about the newest Harry Potter’s?—you can have your pick between Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls and Larry Cotter and the Wizard of Ahhs. If you love these movies and other Hollywood classics, and you also happen to be a fan of hot gay porn, we have good news for you: you can watch amazing gay porn parodies inspired by your favorite movies! Here are some of the best.

  1. Twinklight
    Yes, this is Twilight but with gay vampires. What’s not to love?
  2. Batman and Robin: An All Male XXX Parody
    This just makes sense—everyone always knew that Batman and Robin were in a gay relationship!
  3. Web of Sperm: A XXX Parody
    This Spiderman gay parody will definitely turn on your spidey sense! The gay sex is so hot it will having you climbing up the walls while shooting white fluid from your body!
  4. Larry Cotter and the Wizard of Ahhs
    Synopsis: “This sexsational flick of hot twink lust introduces Brit BoyToy Larry Potter. Watch him wave his magic wand and make hot Brazilian soccer players appear. Lean teen, barely legal boys, hard pounding anal action, colossal cumshots, and a bit of magic.”
  5. Green Lantern is Gay: A XXX Parody
    Well, obviously he is! This gay porn parody will keep you (hard) on the edge of your seat as the Green Lantern fights to “win the heart and ass of his true love.”
  6. G.I. MO: Rise of the Cock
    Synopsis: “Gavin keeps a nice hard-on while he’s getting fucked, which I love about him. Bradley gives it to him good, and Gavin shoots a huge load all over his chest while Bradley’s fucking him, and then Bradley pulls out and shoots an amazing load himself. It made Gavin looked like a glazed doughnut!”

Wow, did all that hot gay sex turn on your spidey sense? Call NiteFlirt to find out if we’ll use our super powers to save you from your horniness!

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The Museum of Sex’s 150-Year-Old Porn Exhibit

lifeofpeiWhile we may think that the popularity of porn is a recent phenomenon (thanks to the internet), the Museum of Sex’s exhibit, “Hardcore: A Century and a Half of Obscene Imagery,” proves hardcore sexual images have been around for a long, long time. The exhibit shows that erotic literature, dating back to the 1500s, was just as—if not more—hardcore as anything we have today. The 16th century writer Pietro Aretino, who is known as the “father of pornography,” wrote about gay sex, orgies, masturbation, and all in plain talk. In fact, such pornographic books sparked our country’s first obscenity trial.

The museum has vintage brothel catalogues that were sold on street corners to advertise a sex den, and a sheep intestine condom as thick as a bicycle tire! There are also Victorian era graphic images of cum shots and of women using homemade sex toys—on themselves and on other women—that they would fashion out of things from around the house (broomsticks, candlesticks, and bottles). And in perhaps the first documented image of BDSM, a naked woman holds a bullwhip while standing with her spike heel on a naked man’s face. There’s also the first porn on film depicting both gay and straight sex, which was viewed in large public venues by groups of men. The exhibit goes to show that people have always found ways to express their erotic desires!

Want to celebrate the freedom to be as sexual as we want to be? Three cheers to porn!

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