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Man Wanted To Make a Baby During the Eclipse

One man had very specific plans for how he’d like to experience the total solar eclipse in Oregon: make a baby. He posted an ad on Craigslist to find a game partner willing to go on a “cosmic orgasmic” adventure with him. “If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening,” he writes.

Image Credit: NASA
Image Credit: NASA

But the real magic happens when totality occurs: “we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.” In order for this to happen, the man’s cock will need to be directed towards the sun, because “both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.” So, ladies, if you’re down for some metaphysical fucking, you can experience a “brief moment of ecstasy”—but only if you like cats.

Looking for a next level adventure yourself? Come experience ecstasy right here on NiteFlirt!

Check out the man’s craigslist ad to make a baby during the eclipse here: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/08/167779/craigslist-ad-totality-eclipse-pregnancy

The 9 Laziest Types Of Sex

white-1822497_640Let’s face it, sometimes the urge to fuck is tempered by an equally strong need to be lazy. Luckily, there’s lazy sex! Here’s the funniest examples of times when you just gotta have some lazy lovin’.

  1. When you only start having sex after you’ve paused the show you’re watching, because you know you’ll want to finish watching it when you’re done.
    Netflix and chill!
  2. Sex that’s like “You’re the star and you can do whatever you want, as long as I get to lie down the whole time!”
    Missionary to the rescue!
  3. Sex in a sweatshirt, because it’s cold.
    Yup. Sounds like some lazy winter fucking…
  4. Sex that’s like, “Let’s just do oral so we don’t get too tired.”
    Sometimes you need to save your energy.
  5. Sex on top of a towel so you don’t have to change the sheets.
    Efficient and thrifty!
  6. Sideways sex, because that way both of you can be lying down.
    Everybody loves spooning!
  7. Sex in the shower, since it’s kind of like killing two birds with one stone.
    Down to get dirty in the shower!
  8. Sex with your clothes on so you don’t have to get dressed again, because you’re already running late.
    Nothing wrong with a quickie now and then.
  9. Sex when you’re sleepy, so you’d better get to the point.
    Let’s do this!

Got a strong urge yourself? Better save your strength: there’s nothing lazy about the lovin’ here on NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the laziest types of sex: https://www.buzzfeed.com/florapaul/lazy-sex

Porn Performers Share the Sex Positions You Shouldn’t Try At Home

Image Source: Screen captures from YouTube via DistractifyWe’ve all heard the expression, “Fuck like a porn star.” But sometimes, the extremely ambitious and challenging positions you see in your favorite porn should come with a disclaimer: do not try at home. Here are the ones adult entertainers say you should probably not reenact.

  1. Doggy style, with one leg up
    While this position looks great in porn, it’s actually pretty physically difficult to have a leg hoisted up during doggy style. It also makes penetration more challenging and less comfortable for the receiver.
  2. Missionary position, with the giver leaning back
    This one is used in porn to get a good camera angle, allowing the viewer a more explicit view of the action. But in real life, it’s better to get up close and personal!
  3. Anal sex without lube
    Porn stars stress that just because anal in porn appears to be lubeless, it never is—and you definitely should never attempt anal without lots of lube handy!
  4. Lap dance, with legs held back to either side
    This position is another example of one that’s used for showing action to the camera. “While this receiver-on-top pose can potentially stimulate the G-spot, holding the legs out to the side serves no additional purpose in the stimulation department,” explains Refinery 29.

Looking for some hot action yourself? Come try out sexy moves right here on NiteFlirt!

Check out more about porn positions you shouldn’t try at home: https://www.refinery29.com/crazy-porn-sex-positions#slide-4

Steamy Lesbian Sex Positions

5363515948_0afee4be51_zLesbian sex is hot. And these steamy lesbian sex positions will make it even hotter. Here are the best ones to try during your next girl-on-girl fuck fest.

  1. Standing Shower Sex
    This one’s a classic for any twosome, but shower sex is especially rewarding if you and your partner both have pussies. “Stimulating and penetrating your partner with your hands in such a small space can make things even more exciting (especially if you’re really flexible),” says Refinery29.
  2. Doggy Style
    Whether you’re using a strap-on or just doing penetrative hand play, this position is much easier on the wrist and forearm. It’s also great for G-spot stimulation, and allows you easy access to touch almost all of the partner on the bottom—you can grab, stroke, bite, pull hair, the possibilities are endless!
  3. Facing a Wall
    With this, one person is pressed against the wall while the other fingers and/or plays with their clit from behind. This one is extra steamy because you can reach so many different spots, and even throw anal play into the mix.
  4. Face-To-Face
    Here, limbs mingle, and you can basically do whatever you want—bust out the dildos, vibrators, anal beads, double-headed dildos, and so much more.

Looking for some steamy action? The hot possibilities are endless at NiteFlirt!

Check out more about the hottest lesbian sex positions: https://www.refinery29.com/2017/02/139157/best-lesbian-sex-positions#slide-8

Having Sex Once a Week Slows Aging In Women, Study Finds

Image Source: Flickr.com | WillVisionAs it turns out, sex is the Fountain of Youth for women—and they only have to make a pilgrimage to the bedroom! A new study finds that having sex at least once a week slows aging in women. According to researchers, being active between the sheets significantly increases the length of women’s DNA strands, which is associated with slower aging.

The really cool part is that women will age slower, as well as have longer lifespans and improved overall health, even if the sex isn’t that good. Researchers believe having regular fuck-fests may aid aging women by dampening stress and boosting the immune system. So there you have it: have more sex for a longer and healthier life!

Want to improve your health? Call up NiteFlirt and let’s hit the sheets!

Check out more about the study that shows sex lengthens women’s lifespans: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4688716/Having-sex-week-slows-aging-women.html

6 Real-Life Mile High Club Confessions That’ll Leave You Speechless

Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel
Image Source: Flickr.com | Rachel Krammer Bussel

BuzzFeed asked its readers to share their wildest sexual adventures on an airplane, and the results did not disappoint. From finger-banging and blowjobs to full on fucking in the airplane lavatory, these thrill seekers definitely know how to keep things exciting in the air. Here are 6 airplane-sex stories to inspire your next adventure.

  1. “When the person next to us left to go to the bathroom, we ended up doing the dirty right under the blanket. The adrenaline was great, and we ended up doing the same thing on our flight back.”
    Naughty!
  2. “My boyfriend finger-fucked me under a blanket on a plane. On the flight back, I rubbed him off, also under a blanket. My apologies to the flight attendants.”
    That could’ve made for some uncomfortable aisle banter!
  3. “We were on a red-eye back home from a trip to Vegas, and we traded blow jobs. It wasn’t too difficult. The plane was pitch-black and everyone around us was asleep. We didn’t last too long… the thrill of doing something wicked made us both a quick shot.”
    What happens on the plane ride back from Vegas stays on the plane ride back from Vegas.
  4. “It was around 3 a.m. and we were, um, feeling it. While everyone was asleep, we went to the bathroom and did the deed. It was fun, but I’m pretty sure we woke up a few people because when we walked out, I heard two or three people snicker a little.”
    When the mood strikes…
  5. “I’m a flight attendant. I once witnessed a couple who met pre-flight. They boarded, and the other flight attendants and I didn’t realize they had been drinking. In the middle of the flight, they started making out in their seats and taking off their clothes before we were able to stop them from going any further.”
    That must have made for an awkward flight!
  6. “We waited until about 2 a.m. and the lights were all off and the stewardesses stopped roaming. As I jerked him off, I called him ‘daddy’ and he bit his neck pillow to be quiet, right next to the old man who was sleeping next to him.”
    Oh, daddy!

Looking for something naughty yourself? Come on a wild adventure right here!

Check out more airplane-sex stories: https://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/ive-had-it-with-these-motherfucking-sinners-on-this

7 Types of Sex Every Bottom Has Had

If bottoms had a penny for every time they experienced one of these sexual scenarios, they’d be rich. From the awkward moment a bottom realizes he’s taken home another bottom to taking a dangerously big dick in the butt, we guarantee bottoms everywhere will relate to these types of sex. Here are the most notorious (check out the full list below).bieber

  1. The “Two Bottoms Don’t Make a Top” Sex
    That moment when you realize you’re about to fuck another bottom—and someone’s got to take the top. Whoops!
  2. The “Going In Dry Will Make Me Cry” Sex
    Every bottom knows the horrors of underestimating how important lube is. As BuzzFeed says, “You could be looser than a wizard’s sleeve, but every bottom needs something to help drive that D home.” Preach!
  3. The “Giant Dick In My Ass” Sex
    The big dick is a thing of beauty—in theory. In practice, it can feel like your insides are being rearranged!
  4. The “We Are Gathered Here Today For No Fucking Reason” Sex
    “You saw him in the bar and wanted to take that dick home and set up a rodeo. Everything’s going great until… the top flops because he’s had a drink.” Wah wah wah.
  5. The “Do You Actually Know What You’re Doing” Sex
    A bottom’s worst nightmare: his rimming gave you a beard rash and then he starts jackhammering away like your butt’s a punching bag!
  6. The “I Don’t Think We’re Done Yet You Bastard” Sex
    This is when a top finishes himself and then rolls over like he’s off duty. Not so fast—get that dick back here!
  7. The “I Didn’t Have Leg Day Planned Until Friday” Sex
    “You got it given to you good and your back is well and truly blown out. Then you stand up and suddenly you’re Ariel taking her first steps with new legs.” Somebody get that bottom a wheelchair!

Want to have a truly memorable experience? You’ll be walking funny for days after we’re done with you!

Check out more types of sex every bottom has had: https://www.buzzfeed.com/benhenry/going-in-dry-will-make-me-cry

Two Men Attempted To Join The Florida Capitol’s ‘Grindr Mile High Club’

2900305586_530cf11668_oTwo Florida men were eager to join Tallahassee’s version of the Mile High Club at the Florida Capitol recently. They’d met on Grindr, and decided to hook up in the bathroom on the top floor at the Capitol. Unfortunately for them, an officer with Capitol Police went into the restroom and observed “two pairs of shoes in the handicap stall that were nowhere near the toilet or sink.”

The Tallahassee Democrat reports, “one of the men looked over the stall divider to see who’d come in. The officer heard what sounded like clothes being put back on and ordered the men, ages 20 and 21, to come out of the stall.” The men, caught red handed, admitted to fucking in the stall. Luckily for them, the officer didn’t charge them because he did “not witness any lewd or lascivious behavior.” Sounds pretty hard to join the Grindr Mile High Club at the Capitol!

Looking for a naughty new experience yourself? You don’t need Grindr to have an exciting hook up!

Check out more about the Grindr Mile High Club fail here: https://www.thegailygrind.com/2017/04/12/police-officer-interrupts-two-men-attempting-join-florida-capitols-grindr-mile-high-club/

Couple’s X-rated Thrill Ride Caught On Camera

thumbsupA motorist in Moscow is giving new meaning to the art of multi-tasking. He and his female partner were filmed having sex while driving down a highway! The talented driver pulled off the impressive, x-rated stunt in a Hyundai traveling at 45 mph.

The XXX scene was filmed from another car on the road and posted to a major Russian social network. The report said the man was driving his Hyundai while being “attentive to his partner at the same time.” Ironically, the Hyundai motto is “New Thinking, New Possibilities,” which really seems to fit with the driver and his thrill-seeking accomplice (she can be seen in the video riding him reverse cowgirl as he attempts to drive). Luckily, the man managed to avoid an accident.

Looking for something thrilling yourself? Unstrap your seat belt and get ready for the ride of your life!

Check out more about a couple fucking while driving down a highway here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4572894/Couple-s-X-rated-exchange-driving-MOTORWAY.html

Sex Makes You Better At Your Job, Study Says 

best_phone_sex_niteflirt_sex9We all know sex is good for the mind, body, and soul, but new evidence suggests it can actually help you perform better at work, too. According to a psychology study at Oregon State University, fucking at home makes you do better at the office. Researchers surveyed 159 married couples, who largely reported a “morning positive effect” at work the next day after a night of good sex.

There was even a correlation between nightly banging and high job satisfaction, low stress levels, and marital satisfaction. While it’s unclear whether the people in the study were simply happier and therefore had more sex and more job satisfaction, or if having sex led them to do better at work, the study is further proof that there are undeniably positive benefits of getting laid. “This is a reminder that sex has social, emotional and physiological benefits, and it’s important to make it a priority,” the lead author of the study said. “Just make time for it.”

Looking for some “satisfaction” yourself? Come make pleasure a priority right here!

Check out more about the study that shows sex can make you better at your job: https://gizmodo.com/sex-makes-life-better-study-says-1793017172