By MissReaghan
Once upon a time, the male sex drive was important. It was crucial in, quite literally the survival of the species … You needed to be horny all the time because, without your sperm donation, we’d not have survived past the first dinosaur dinner. And I understand that … Hell, I’m even willing to go so far as to thank you for your service to all mankind. Without you, I’d not be here, now would I? However, I’d like to point out that those days are LONG gone … and your sex drive isn’t so important anymore.
Who Cums First?
These days, with the advent of modern medicine and the leaps and bounds we are making as a society … well, let’s just say we’ve evolved beyond the need for a male sex drive and have arrived quite nicely in a place where (as most of my male slaves will appreciate) MY sex drive is far superior to yours and my pleasure takes precedence over everything. This means I can indulge whenever and with whomever I’d desire and you’re just happy to go along for the trip.
Most of you would also admit … whether it be Masturbation Instruction or imagining yourself being stroked by a teasing phone sex Goddess … you are pretty much insatiable. Left to your own decisions, you’d probably cum until you went blind! Thankfully, that’s all become moot since I’m the one in charge now.
Quality over Quantity
Now that we’ve established the order of things, let’s talk about HOW we get to my pleasure. It’s not about how often we have sex … After all, your sex drive is a moot afterthought these days … it’s more about engaging in sexual activities that maximize my pleasure. Strap on play is one of those things that falls in this category. They are:
Always available
Bigger than you
More desirable than you
Empowering (for me, anyway)
Most of you will ask, “I don’t understand, Mistress. How is using a silicone phallus empowering?”
Strapons provide for a physical representation of the essential power exchange relationship. Some of the best orgasms of my life came at the end of particularly intense strapon sessions with my slave boys, without any stimulation to my genitals at all …
Why?
Because I love fucking you in the arse. Using a strapon with my slave boys is … something different than the love and attention paid to my wife when we are intimate.
I don’t find it hot in the sexual sense, per say. After all, anyone can push in and out while grunting and sweating (I’m looking at you cuckolds in the group). Turning you into my little bitch is definitely amusing, and the squealing always makes me grin. It’s more about the imbalance of power … knowing that you are submitting to something that you’d NEVER have done before, and probably wouldn’t do without being prompted.
I know you boys like strap on phone sex no matter who’s giving it, but try it with a lesbian Femdom. You’ll find that we have a special touch when it comes to phallic-shaped sex toys.
I expect my phone to be ringing soon, so don’t keep me waiting.
Even though there’s no wrong time during the day to go at it—and sometimes it just happens—there does seem to be a more popular time. According to a new survey, most people are having morning sex. You know the old saying: the early bird gets the fuck!
Dentist’s office
Cosmo found that “60% of the respondents reported having sex two to three times a week before they were married. That figure dropped down to 43% post-I Do.” The survey revealed that men want more sex than women—62% vs. 47%—but across the board, young married couples just want to fuck more often, despite being very happy with their partner. We have one thing to say to horny millennials: 
