Naked Donald Trump Statue In a City Near You 

trump statueA statue of Donald Trump popped up in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Cleveland and Seattle last week, assaulting innocent bystanders with a frightening image: the Donald, totally in the nude. The 300 pound statue depicts an austere looking Trump (the artist used the word “constipated”) with veiny limbs, macaroni-like pubes, a tiny pink dick and, best of all, no balls. In fact, the plaque at Trump’s feet reads: “The emperor has no balls.

“The work is signed Indecline, the name of an anonymous anarchist street art collective whose past works include putting the names of black victims of police brutality on the Hollywood Walk of Fame,” reports the Huffington Post. The actual statues were constructed by an artist known for making monsters for haunted houses, who jumped at the chance to create the work: “Trump is just yet another monster, so it was absolutely in my wheelhouse to be able to create these monstrosities.” When asked why Indecline choose to make Trump without balls, they explained “We decided to depict Trump without his balls because we refuse to acknowledge that he is a man. He is a small arrogant child and thus, has nothing in the way of testicles.” One thing’s for sure, onlookers will never forget seeing a naked monster in their city!

Looking for a little entertainment yourself? We’ll have you wailing… but not in terror!

Check out more about the nude Donald Trump statue here: https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/naked-donald-trump-sculpture-indecline_us_57b5d9d0e4b034dc73260c94

NEWS: Foods To Get You In The Mood

If you aren’t incorporating food into your fucking yet, you’re doing it wrong. And we don’t just mean the food you put ON your body while in bed, we also mean the food you decide to eat before you jump into the sack. If you haven’t caught on to the romance food craze yet, let me introduce you. best_phone_sex_niteflirt_eating

There are certain foods that are considered aphrodisiacs. Foods like figs, oysters, artichokes and honey are among some of the best. The reasons vary: some are because of the shape of the food (figs look like a gorgeous pussy), others are because of the sensuality you feel when you eat them. Whatever the reason, if it makes us more horny, we’ll have two orders please!

Here is a great list of foods to eat right before getting your fuck on.